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Started by Salty, May 30, 2011, 02:46:02 AM

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Salty

SOMEONE I SENT THIS WAY CALLED PD A BIG CIRCLEJERK.

I couldn't let that slide.

I destroyed that MOTHERFUCKER, but not without some sacrifice:















The Terrible God of the Frozen North does not Fuck Around.


















Cornea Corrosion after an abrasion didn't heal after my GF jabbed me for tickling her. Good thing it's the lazy eye. I did the same thing to my mom when I was a toddler and it opened up ten years later, hurt as much then as the first time she said.

:|

ETA: SRSLY though, someone I sent here called y'all a circlejerk. I thought...uh, I guess you didn't read the newsfeeds. Or much else.
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Quote from: Alty on May 30, 2011, 02:46:02 AM
SOMEONE I SENT THIS WAY CALLED PD A BIG CIRCLEJERK.


My suggestion is you stop tickling the women in your life.  Also, OOOOOO, who was it? 

Salty

Im not going to let a little thing like potentially losing an eye through infection or acquiring a chronic ocular condition stop me from having a good time. Plus, she likes it. I'm starting to think my GF, aka Pirate Hooker, did it with the intention of forcing me into an eyepatch for obviously sexy reasons.

Well, one of them came by about a year ago she brought up WoW in AT and never came back after the inevitable blood-shed and butt-hurthe'she had some not so nice things to say but I laughed my ass off when Kai laid into her. I was a little embarrassed. I thought she alted in for a second go, the greetings thread, but I was wrong there.

The other painted me a nice unicorn picture and posted it in pics, posted once or twice with success and...I dunno what the deal was. I don't like to name names. I think she saw PD during some drama/love fest and thought that was it. Definitely missed the Nessie thread. Her loss.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Freeky

Ah well. Tell her to come back around sometime, we forget easy. 

Of course, we will just as easily tear her a new one, AGAIN. :lulz:

Kai

Quote from: Alty on May 30, 2011, 05:41:31 AM
Im not going to let a little thing like potentially losing an eye through infection or acquiring a chronic ocular condition stop me from having a good time. Plus, she likes it. I'm starting to think my GF, aka Pirate Hooker, did it with the intention of forcing me into an eyepatch for obviously sexy reasons.

Well, one of them came by about a year ago she brought up WoW in AT and never came back after the inevitable blood-shed and butt-hurthe'she had some not so nice things to say but I laughed my ass off when Kai laid into her. I was a little embarrassed. I thought she alted in for a second go, the greetings thread, but I was wrong there.

The other painted me a nice unicorn picture and posted it in pics, posted once or twice with success and...I dunno what the deal was. I don't like to name names. I think she saw PD during some drama/love fest and thought that was it. Definitely missed the Nessie thread. Her loss.

I did?

I don't remember. Why can't I remember...  :sad:
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Payne

Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 30, 2011, 06:57:23 AM
Quote from: Alty on May 30, 2011, 05:41:31 AM
Im not going to let a little thing like potentially losing an eye through infection or acquiring a chronic ocular condition stop me from having a good time. Plus, she likes it. I'm starting to think my GF, aka Pirate Hooker, did it with the intention of forcing me into an eyepatch for obviously sexy reasons.

Well, one of them came by about a year ago she brought up WoW in AT and never came back after the inevitable blood-shed and butt-hurthe'she had some not so nice things to say but I laughed my ass off when Kai laid into her. I was a little embarrassed. I thought she alted in for a second go, the greetings thread, but I was wrong there.

The other painted me a nice unicorn picture and posted it in pics, posted once or twice with success and...I dunno what the deal was. I don't like to name names. I think she saw PD during some drama/love fest and thought that was it. Definitely missed the Nessie thread. Her loss.

I did?

I don't remember. Why can't I remember...  :sad:

It was a dark time, Kai.

Lurid headlines all over the newspapers decrying your ridiculously over the top reaction and demanding that we shut down the internet. There was blood in the coding for weeks, and we had to send Trip in with a q-tip and a bottle of rubbing alcohol to fix the metaforum. Non affiliated newbs were hanging themselves with the WoW fans entrails, knowing that they could never unsee what they had seen and that they were indeed now fucked forever. PD held a round table meeting in Arizona where ECH defended you (but only because everyone else was so horrified by it, and you know how he is). Several long term members showed up for the meeting wearing cat ears and fursuits to "blend in" with the Tucson Crazy, infiltrate the Weird and eat it up from the inside out. They have never been heard from again.

We decided that your rampage had to be stopped, immediately, so we sedated you and extracted certain personality algorithms from your brain. We created a newer, saner, version of you to complete your IRL business while the "real" you recovered in a specially set aside lab in the Bunker. For months, no one could even enter the room. Even sedated you were causing mental breaks to anyone who got within 10 feet of you. Only Dok Howl was unaffected and he took care of feeding you and performing experiments upon you to see if he could "fix" or even "improve" you. PD huddled in a corner and tried to wait it out.

But you pulled through, Kai. You pulled through.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Payne on May 30, 2011, 09:40:29 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 30, 2011, 06:57:23 AM
Quote from: Alty on May 30, 2011, 05:41:31 AM
Im not going to let a little thing like potentially losing an eye through infection or acquiring a chronic ocular condition stop me from having a good time. Plus, she likes it. I'm starting to think my GF, aka Pirate Hooker, did it with the intention of forcing me into an eyepatch for obviously sexy reasons.

Well, one of them came by about a year ago she brought up WoW in AT and never came back after the inevitable blood-shed and butt-hurthe'she had some not so nice things to say but I laughed my ass off when Kai laid into her. I was a little embarrassed. I thought she alted in for a second go, the greetings thread, but I was wrong there.

The other painted me a nice unicorn picture and posted it in pics, posted once or twice with success and...I dunno what the deal was. I don't like to name names. I think she saw PD during some drama/love fest and thought that was it. Definitely missed the Nessie thread. Her loss.

I did?

I don't remember. Why can't I remember...  :sad:

It was a dark time, Kai.

Lurid headlines all over the newspapers decrying your ridiculously over the top reaction and demanding that we shut down the internet. There was blood in the coding for weeks, and we had to send Trip in with a q-tip and a bottle of rubbing alcohol to fix the metaforum. Non affiliated newbs were hanging themselves with the WoW fans entrails, knowing that they could never unsee what they had seen and that they were indeed now fucked forever. PD held a round table meeting in Arizona where ECH defended you (but only because everyone else was so horrified by it, and you know how he is). Several long term members showed up for the meeting wearing cat ears and fursuits to "blend in" with the Tucson Crazy, infiltrate the Weird and eat it up from the inside out. They have never been heard from again.

We decided that your rampage had to be stopped, immediately, so we sedated you and extracted certain personality algorithms from your brain. We created a newer, saner, version of you to complete your IRL business while the "real" you recovered in a specially set aside lab in the Bunker. For months, no one could even enter the room. Even sedated you were causing mental breaks to anyone who got within 10 feet of you. Only Dok Howl was unaffected and he took care of feeding you and performing experiments upon you to see if he could "fix" or even "improve" you. PD huddled in a corner and tried to wait it out.

But you pulled through, Kai. You pulled through.

:lulz:

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Quote from: Payne on May 30, 2011, 09:40:29 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 30, 2011, 06:57:23 AM
Quote from: Alty on May 30, 2011, 05:41:31 AM
Im not going to let a little thing like potentially losing an eye through infection or acquiring a chronic ocular condition stop me from having a good time. Plus, she likes it. I'm starting to think my GF, aka Pirate Hooker, did it with the intention of forcing me into an eyepatch for obviously sexy reasons.

Well, one of them came by about a year ago she brought up WoW in AT and never came back after the inevitable blood-shed and butt-hurthe'she had some not so nice things to say but I laughed my ass off when Kai laid into her. I was a little embarrassed. I thought she alted in for a second go, the greetings thread, but I was wrong there.

The other painted me a nice unicorn picture and posted it in pics, posted once or twice with success and...I dunno what the deal was. I don't like to name names. I think she saw PD during some drama/love fest and thought that was it. Definitely missed the Nessie thread. Her loss.

I did?

I don't remember. Why can't I remember...  :sad:

It was a dark time, Kai.

Lurid headlines all over the newspapers decrying your ridiculously over the top reaction and demanding that we shut down the internet. There was blood in the coding for weeks, and we had to send Trip in with a q-tip and a bottle of rubbing alcohol to fix the metaforum. Non affiliated newbs were hanging themselves with the WoW fans entrails, knowing that they could never unsee what they had seen and that they were indeed now fucked forever. PD held a round table meeting in Arizona where ECH defended you (but only because everyone else was so horrified by it, and you know how he is). Several long term members showed up for the meeting wearing cat ears and fursuits to "blend in" with the Tucson Crazy, infiltrate the Weird and eat it up from the inside out. They have never been heard from again.

We decided that your rampage had to be stopped, immediately, so we sedated you and extracted certain personality algorithms from your brain. We created a newer, saner, version of you to complete your IRL business while the "real" you recovered in a specially set aside lab in the Bunker. For months, no one could even enter the room. Even sedated you were causing mental breaks to anyone who got within 10 feet of you. Only Dok Howl was unaffected and he took care of feeding you and performing experiments upon you to see if he could "fix" or even "improve" you. PD huddled in a corner and tried to wait it out.

But you pulled through, Kai. You pulled through.

Our Lord delivers. :lol:
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Adios

Quote from: Payne on May 30, 2011, 09:40:29 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 30, 2011, 06:57:23 AM
Quote from: Alty on May 30, 2011, 05:41:31 AM
Im not going to let a little thing like potentially losing an eye through infection or acquiring a chronic ocular condition stop me from having a good time. Plus, she likes it. I'm starting to think my GF, aka Pirate Hooker, did it with the intention of forcing me into an eyepatch for obviously sexy reasons.

Well, one of them came by about a year ago she brought up WoW in AT and never came back after the inevitable blood-shed and butt-hurthe'she had some not so nice things to say but I laughed my ass off when Kai laid into her. I was a little embarrassed. I thought she alted in for a second go, the greetings thread, but I was wrong there.

The other painted me a nice unicorn picture and posted it in pics, posted once or twice with success and...I dunno what the deal was. I don't like to name names. I think she saw PD during some drama/love fest and thought that was it. Definitely missed the Nessie thread. Her loss.

I did?

I don't remember. Why can't I remember...  :sad:

It was a dark time, Kai.

Lurid headlines all over the newspapers decrying your ridiculously over the top reaction and demanding that we shut down the internet. There was blood in the coding for weeks, and we had to send Trip in with a q-tip and a bottle of rubbing alcohol to fix the metaforum. Non affiliated newbs were hanging themselves with the WoW fans entrails, knowing that they could never unsee what they had seen and that they were indeed now fucked forever. PD held a round table meeting in Arizona where ECH defended you (but only because everyone else was so horrified by it, and you know how he is). Several long term members showed up for the meeting wearing cat ears and fursuits to "blend in" with the Tucson Crazy, infiltrate the Weird and eat it up from the inside out. They have never been heard from again.

We decided that your rampage had to be stopped, immediately, so we sedated you and extracted certain personality algorithms from your brain. We created a newer, saner, version of you to complete your IRL business while the "real" you recovered in a specially set aside lab in the Bunker. For months, no one could even enter the room. Even sedated you were causing mental breaks to anyone who got within 10 feet of you. Only Dok Howl was unaffected and he took care of feeding you and performing experiments upon you to see if he could "fix" or even "improve" you. PD huddled in a corner and tried to wait it out.

But you pulled through, Kai. You pulled through.

:mittens:

Luna

Quote from: Payne on May 30, 2011, 09:40:29 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 30, 2011, 06:57:23 AM
Quote from: Alty on May 30, 2011, 05:41:31 AM
Im not going to let a little thing like potentially losing an eye through infection or acquiring a chronic ocular condition stop me from having a good time. Plus, she likes it. I'm starting to think my GF, aka Pirate Hooker, did it with the intention of forcing me into an eyepatch for obviously sexy reasons.

Well, one of them came by about a year ago she brought up WoW in AT and never came back after the inevitable blood-shed and butt-hurthe'she had some not so nice things to say but I laughed my ass off when Kai laid into her. I was a little embarrassed. I thought she alted in for a second go, the greetings thread, but I was wrong there.

The other painted me a nice unicorn picture and posted it in pics, posted once or twice with success and...I dunno what the deal was. I don't like to name names. I think she saw PD during some drama/love fest and thought that was it. Definitely missed the Nessie thread. Her loss.

I did?

I don't remember. Why can't I remember...  :sad:

It was a dark time, Kai.

Lurid headlines all over the newspapers decrying your ridiculously over the top reaction and demanding that we shut down the internet. There was blood in the coding for weeks, and we had to send Trip in with a q-tip and a bottle of rubbing alcohol to fix the metaforum. Non affiliated newbs were hanging themselves with the WoW fans entrails, knowing that they could never unsee what they had seen and that they were indeed now fucked forever. PD held a round table meeting in Arizona where ECH defended you (but only because everyone else was so horrified by it, and you know how he is). Several long term members showed up for the meeting wearing cat ears and fursuits to "blend in" with the Tucson Crazy, infiltrate the Weird and eat it up from the inside out. They have never been heard from again.

We decided that your rampage had to be stopped, immediately, so we sedated you and extracted certain personality algorithms from your brain. We created a newer, saner, version of you to complete your IRL business while the "real" you recovered in a specially set aside lab in the Bunker. For months, no one could even enter the room. Even sedated you were causing mental breaks to anyone who got within 10 feet of you. Only Dok Howl was unaffected and he took care of feeding you and performing experiments upon you to see if he could "fix" or even "improve" you. PD huddled in a corner and tried to wait it out.

But you pulled through, Kai. You pulled through.

See, it's tales of herosim like this that keep me coming back.   :lulz:
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Quote from: Payne on May 30, 2011, 09:40:29 AM
Quote from: ϗ, M.S. on May 30, 2011, 06:57:23 AM
Quote from: Alty on May 30, 2011, 05:41:31 AM
Im not going to let a little thing like potentially losing an eye through infection or acquiring a chronic ocular condition stop me from having a good time. Plus, she likes it. I'm starting to think my GF, aka Pirate Hooker, did it with the intention of forcing me into an eyepatch for obviously sexy reasons.

Well, one of them came by about a year ago she brought up WoW in AT and never came back after the inevitable blood-shed and butt-hurthe'she had some not so nice things to say but I laughed my ass off when Kai laid into her. I was a little embarrassed. I thought she alted in for a second go, the greetings thread, but I was wrong there.

The other painted me a nice unicorn picture and posted it in pics, posted once or twice with success and...I dunno what the deal was. I don't like to name names. I think she saw PD during some drama/love fest and thought that was it. Definitely missed the Nessie thread. Her loss.

I did?

I don't remember. Why can't I remember...  :sad:

It was a dark time, Kai.

Lurid headlines all over the newspapers decrying your ridiculously over the top reaction and demanding that we shut down the internet. There was blood in the coding for weeks, and we had to send Trip in with a q-tip and a bottle of rubbing alcohol to fix the metaforum. Non affiliated newbs were hanging themselves with the WoW fans entrails, knowing that they could never unsee what they had seen and that they were indeed now fucked forever. PD held a round table meeting in Arizona where ECH defended you (but only because everyone else was so horrified by it, and you know how he is). Several long term members showed up for the meeting wearing cat ears and fursuits to "blend in" with the Tucson Crazy, infiltrate the Weird and eat it up from the inside out. They have never been heard from again.

We decided that your rampage had to be stopped, immediately, so we sedated you and extracted certain personality algorithms from your brain. We created a newer, saner, version of you to complete your IRL business while the "real" you recovered in a specially set aside lab in the Bunker. For months, no one could even enter the room. Even sedated you were causing mental breaks to anyone who got within 10 feet of you. Only Dok Howl was unaffected and he took care of feeding you and performing experiments upon you to see if he could "fix" or even "improve" you. PD huddled in a corner and tried to wait it out.

But you pulled through, Kai. You pulled through.

THUS SPEAKETH THE PAYNE!
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Payne

Am I or am I not the alpha and the omega?

Adios

Quote from: Payne on May 30, 2011, 06:48:18 PM
Am I or am I not the alpha and the omega?

Indeed, you are The Messiah sir.