Dear Peasants and Hirelings of PD.com:

[Freeky]

Kiss my ass, admin scum!

[Dysfunctional Cunt]

I have no worthy sacrifice. 

I can offer my first born but you would end up charging me to take him back....

[Freeky]

All mods should be drawn and quartered.

[Adios]

This is what happens when you fuckers let Roger get bored.

[Nadezhda]

Dear Mods and Admins of PD.com:

We are trying to sacrifice a sufficiently worthy creature to stay your wrath.

First we wanted to slay a billy goat, but the troll under the bridge got sick of their bullshit and ate them a long time ago.

Then we wanted to slay a bald eagle, but it turns out that they just sit around gorging on sickly looking fish as pale shadows of their former selves.

Then we wanted to slay a spider, but they were too big and the team we sent out came back in suits hocking pills and talking about American Idol.

Then we wanted to slay a person, but there aren't any more, just these things that look like them.

Then we wanted to slay those things in the sewers, but they sang such pretty songs and we forgot why we went there and we came home.

So please accept this sacrifice of sausage we got from the supermarket two days ago, and if the whippings are necessary at least let them be sexy.

Yours, Peasants and Hirelings.

Then commission me a WOMP of ECH.  Make it SEXY.

I already WOMPed ECH in like, two other threads.
Either you're forgetful or I am a prophet.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

This is what happens when you fuckers let Roger get bored.

If he came to Connecticut with the rest of us he wouldn't have been.

Though, I might have been scared about the perfect storm of Trip, Cram and Roger all under the same roof. It sounds fun and frightening all at the same time.

[Don Coyote]

Dear Administration and Moderation Team,

Fascist moderation is so mainstream.

Love,
Coyote

[Faust]

No gods, no masters!

[Faust]

Dear Administration and Moderation Team,

Fascist moderation is so mainstream.

Love,
Coyote

That's a ban.

[LMNO]

Dear Admins and Mods:

I offer one finger on each hand, held up high.

Kisses,
Alphapance.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Dear Administration and Moderation Team,

Fascist moderation is so mainstream.

Love,
Coyote

That's a ban.

[Don Coyote]

Dear Administration and Moderation Team,

Fascist moderation is so mainstream.

Love,
Coyote

That's a ban.

Why so unhip?

[Cainad (dec.)]

Come on you guise, as long as some of them are almost definitely speaking in our defense on the secret mods forum I don't see what the big deal is.

We should behave with civility and discretion, which in this context means mewling deference and keeping hush-hush about anything that could reflect poorly on the admins.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I don't know why everybody's so hard on the mods, they're doing the best they can! We should be sending them sparkles and good energy and flirting grotesquely with them in the delusional hope that being favored by someone with a meaningless title on an abandoned internet forum confers some kind of increase in social status.

[Don Coyote]

I am so sorry for my previous posts. My chakras were clogging up my sephiroth.