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ATTN SUBJECTS: THE DARK EMPRESS AND MYSELF ARE NOW WED.

Started by Suu, June 04, 2011, 06:28:22 AM

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Suu

June 04, 2011, 06:28:22 AM
ON JUNE 4TH, 2011. THE DARK EMPRESS NIGEL AND SOVEREIGN PRINCESS KAOUSUU HAVE OFFICIALLY WED IN THE HOLY BONDS OF FUCK YOU.

WE DEMAND GIFTS AND LARGESS. LEST YOUR BALLS BE STOMPED INTO BITS.

NOW.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#1
June 04, 2011, 06:35:35 AM
I have swords and oranges and gasoline and some Costco gift cards! :D All for you!

Congrats on your nuptials. Try not to kill anyone on the honeymoon.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
June 04, 2011, 07:08:10 AM
BE AFRAID. BE VERY VERY AFRAID. OR I WILL KICK THE FEAR INTO YOU.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#4
June 04, 2011, 07:19:13 AM
STEEL TOED FEAR.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Phox

#5
June 04, 2011, 07:21:04 AM
I realized the most terrifying part. I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS UNHOLY UNION!  :horrormirth:

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#6
June 04, 2011, 07:24:59 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on June 04, 2011, 07:21:04 AM
I realized the most terrifying part. I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS UNHOLY UNION!  :horrormirth:

O.o Run, Phox, run!
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Sir Squid Diddimus

#7
June 04, 2011, 07:57:55 AM
::chewing sunflower seed shells::

M'radulashins.
I got a ticket stub fer a beer festival and a button. Y'awnt it?

~spit~

Juana

#8
June 04, 2011, 08:04:23 AM
Can I offer you the deed to the Sierra Nevadas? I'm the Calispag at the foot of them, after all.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Cainad (dec.)

#9
June 04, 2011, 12:53:23 PM
I can offer the Connecticut Time Distortion Field.

Take it. Please.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#10
June 04, 2011, 02:07:15 PM
These gifts are pleasing.

But I need more Doom.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#11
June 04, 2011, 02:22:40 PM
Quote from: Cainad on June 04, 2011, 12:53:23 PM
I can offer the Connecticut Time Distortion Field.

Take it. Please.

I accept this.


AND DOING SO OFFICIALLY STRETCH MY TERRITORY TO THE HUDSON.


BWUAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU PEASANTS!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#12
June 04, 2011, 02:23:34 PM
THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE IN FOR NOW

POOR THINGS

THEY DON'T KNOW.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Don Coyote

#13
June 04, 2011, 02:43:56 PM
SO I uh, have this ancient wooden keg. It, uh, says do not open until Armageddon. Would a mysterious keg of something you aren't supposed to tap until the end of the world be pleasing?

Cuddlefish

#14
June 04, 2011, 02:50:46 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 04, 2011, 02:07:15 PM
These gifts are pleasing.

But I need more Doom.

Ooh! I have a 50 gallon barrel of doom I was saving for just such an occasion!
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?
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