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Started by Suu, June 04, 2011, 05:42:56 PM

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Sir Squid Diddimus

#15
June 05, 2011, 10:04:29 PM
Suu's writing makes my teeth feel like they've been polished by an army of dicks! -Mr Squid

Suu's riveting masterpieces have awoken nearly demonic flatulence in my bowels. -Squid

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#16
June 05, 2011, 10:18:17 PM
These are brilliant!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Placid Dingo

#17
June 05, 2011, 10:57:00 PM
Suu's artful manipulation of contemporary discourse both challenges and subverts the mainstream in order to engage the reader in a postmodern reevaluation of contemporary neorationalist dogma.
Haven't paid rent since 2014 with ONE WEIRD TRICK.

Salty

#18
June 05, 2011, 10:58:38 PM
:mittens:
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Phox

#19
June 06, 2011, 02:06:05 AM
The best textual intercourse ever.

Precious Moments Zalgo

#20
June 06, 2011, 03:12:51 AM
"Suu's writing is so brilliant, it makes the writings of Shakespeare look like 'My Immortal' by comparison." -- Rolling Stone Magazine

"Thought-provoking, marvelous, velveteen."  -- The New Yorker

"Ah poomped mah pance!"  -- Christian Science Monitor

"Reading Suu's writing is like having ten thousand simultaneous orgasms while peaking on ecstasy and listening to Combichrist." -- Literary Review
I will answer ANY prayer for $39.95.*

*Unfortunately, I cannot give refunds in the event that the answer is no.

Suu

#21
June 06, 2011, 03:19:28 AM
Oh man, I'm going to have pages of this brilliance.  :lulz:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Phox

#22
June 06, 2011, 03:39:15 AM
Suu has all the talent of Dean Koontz. Only, you know, actually good.

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
June 06, 2011, 03:49:33 AM
SUU WOULD EAT A HOMELESS PERSON, IF YOU DARED HER!
- Rev Martin Luther King, Jr

"While reading Suu's latest triumph, I fear that my bowels released.  Nevertheless, I carried on through the novel, like a proper Englishman would."
- Triple Zero
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Phox

#24
June 06, 2011, 03:52:55 AM
Suu is a modern day George Gordon Byron, if Lord Byron wrote the literary equivalent of a twat-punch.

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
June 06, 2011, 03:55:25 AM
"Reading Suu's latest work made me forget Stalingrad."
- Adolf Hitler

"After reading Suu's last work, I had no choice but to punch an orphan child."
- Mahatma Gandhi
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Prince Glittersnatch III

#26
June 06, 2011, 04:08:25 AM
"Theres no hope. Ill never write as good as Suu."
-David Foster Wallace shortly before committing suicide.

"After reading the assorted works of Suu all of life seems to pale. Colors seem duller, hookers look uglier, drugs feel weaker. Nothing can ever compare to the joy of reading Suu."
-Glittersnatch while recovering from reading Suus latest masterpiece in the boner ward of his local hospital.

"MY EYES! THEY ARE NOT WORTHY OF THIS GLORY!!!"
-Ray Charles clawing out his own eyes after reading Suu.

"What kind of God would allow this to happen?"
-Rev. Ray Comfort upon reading Suu.

"Who needs Heroin when you can read Suu?"
-William S Burroughs in an anti-drug PSA.
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#27
June 06, 2011, 04:13:45 AM
Suu's unflinching examination of intercoastal homotextuality is wrought with the grit and insight of a true industry professional.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Salty

#28
June 06, 2011, 04:26:16 AM
Suu's complete domainance of the english language has many times interrupted me during the act of coitous. And for this I'm eternally grateful.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

#29
June 06, 2011, 04:44:10 AM
SUU USES BIG WORDS AND DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING!!! - FRED
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