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Started by AFK, June 06, 2011, 06:34:46 PM

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June 06, 2011, 06:34:46 PM
My great uncle died yesterday.  Apparently he was walking around the house when he slipped on a couple of coin rolls that were on the floor. 

I guess he was right when he said he was going to be nickel and dimed to death. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

#1
June 06, 2011, 06:36:03 PM
 :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Suu

#2
June 06, 2011, 06:41:41 PM
 :argh!:

If he was alive, I'd give him my 2 cents.
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LMNO

#3
June 06, 2011, 06:45:00 PM
YOU SEE? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HOPE FOR CHANGE!

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
June 06, 2011, 06:45:53 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 06, 2011, 06:45:00 PM
YOU SEE? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HOPE FOR CHANGE!

Oh, great.  Just drop a dime on The Smiler, why don't you?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#5
June 06, 2011, 06:47:02 PM
NO QUARTER!

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
June 06, 2011, 06:47:42 PM
Um, I got nothing.

:lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

AFK

#7
June 06, 2011, 06:58:04 PM
One of my great uncles favorite pastimes was sitting on the porch, reading the paper while eating raisins.  He thought it was important to keep up to date on currant events.  
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#8
June 06, 2011, 06:59:45 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 06, 2011, 06:58:04 PM
One of my great uncles favorite pastimes was sitting on the porch, reading the paper while eating raisins.  He thought it was important to keep up to date on currant events.  

One of my aunts did the same. And every time she read a sad story she'd cover her face and cry until her hands pruned up.
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AFK

#9
June 06, 2011, 07:00:19 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 06, 2011, 06:58:04 PM
One of my great uncles favorite pastimes was sitting on the porch, reading the paper while eating raisins.  He thought it was important to keep up to date on currant events. 

Of course, this meant frequent trips to the bathroom....to keep up with currant events. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

LMNO

#10
June 06, 2011, 07:02:25 PM
Sadly, one day she dropped the hair dryer in the tub while she was taking a bath... and is now fully aware of current events.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#11
June 06, 2011, 07:25:06 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 06, 2011, 07:02:25 PM
Sadly, one day she dropped the hair dryer in the tub while she was taking a bath... and is now fully aware of current events.

In any event, I'm sure it was an electrifying experience.

AFK

#12
June 06, 2011, 07:50:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 06, 2011, 07:02:25 PM
Sadly, one day she dropped the hair dryer in the tub while she was taking a bath... and is now fully aware of current events.

I don't know Watt was going through her head.

Or why she was wearing the family Joules. 

(Or for that matter, how my great uncle turned into a great aunt)

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

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#13
June 06, 2011, 08:14:38 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 06, 2011, 07:50:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 06, 2011, 07:02:25 PM
Sadly, one day she dropped the hair dryer in the tub while she was taking a bath... and is now fully aware of current events.

I don't know Watt was going through her head.

Or why she was wearing the family Joules. 

(Or for that matter, how my great uncle turned into a great aunt)



Sounds like she burned enough money on electricity to put the family out of house and ohm.
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AFK

#14
June 06, 2011, 08:34:51 PM
Quote from: ☄ · · · N E T · · · ☄ on June 06, 2011, 08:14:38 PM
Quote from: R.W.H.N. on June 06, 2011, 07:50:18 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 06, 2011, 07:02:25 PM
Sadly, one day she dropped the hair dryer in the tub while she was taking a bath... and is now fully aware of current events.

I don't know Watt was going through her head.

Or why she was wearing the family Joules. 

(Or for that matter, how my great uncle turned into a great aunt)



Sounds like she burned enough money on electricity to put the family out of house and ohm.

Yes, when it came to taking care of finances she was a rather bad conductor. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.
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