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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

June 06, 2011, 10:06:27 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Suu

#1
June 06, 2011, 10:09:36 PM
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Luna

#2
June 06, 2011, 10:12:46 PM
Quote"The male sexual brain is like a single toggle switch, whereas the female sexual brain is like the cockpit of an F1 fighter jet," neuroscientist Sai Gaddam said last month after studying female and male sexual cues. "There are tons of dials and instruments, and there's sophisticated calibration going on."


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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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#4
June 06, 2011, 10:20:01 PM
Yeah, right.  Next you'll be telling me that hollering "HEYYY BAYYYBEEEE" out the window of my car won't get me any ass.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#5
June 06, 2011, 10:23:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 06, 2011, 10:20:01 PM
Yeah, right.  Next you'll be telling me that hollering "HEYYY BAYYYBEEEE" out the window of my car won't get me any ass.

I'd ask if it ever had, but you've got that whole testosterone-flying-out-of-your-scalp thing going, and it might have...
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Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
June 06, 2011, 10:26:26 PM
Quote from: Luna on June 06, 2011, 10:23:57 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 06, 2011, 10:20:01 PM
Yeah, right.  Next you'll be telling me that hollering "HEYYY BAYYYBEEEE" out the window of my car won't get me any ass.

I'd ask if it ever had, but you've got that whole testosterone-flying-out-of-your-scalp thing going, and it might have...

No, actually, I have JUST enough self-respect to not engage in that sort of thing.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Dysfunctional Cunt

#7
June 06, 2011, 10:28:59 PM
I had a guy send me a picture of his penis once.  We worked together and had for quite a while, I considered us friends, we got along great.  I burst out laughing and immediately went from awesome co-worker to frigid bitch in a matter of a second.

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
June 06, 2011, 10:31:40 PM
Quote from: Khara on June 06, 2011, 10:28:59 PM
I had a guy send me a picture of his penis once.  We worked together and had for quite a while, I considered us friends, we got along great.  I burst out laughing and immediately went from awesome co-worker to frigid bitch in a matter of a second.

You sure it was his dick?

I mean, it could have been a forward.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#9
June 06, 2011, 10:34:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 06, 2011, 10:31:40 PM
Quote from: Khara on June 06, 2011, 10:28:59 PM
I had a guy send me a picture of his penis once.  We worked together and had for quite a while, I considered us friends, we got along great.  I burst out laughing and immediately went from awesome co-worker to frigid bitch in a matter of a second.

You sure it was his dick?

I mean, it could have been a forward.

:lulz:
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Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#10
June 06, 2011, 10:38:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 06, 2011, 10:20:01 PM
Yeah, right.  Next you'll be telling me that hollering "HEYYY BAYYYBEEEE" out the window of my car won't get me any ass.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#11
June 06, 2011, 10:40:32 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 06, 2011, 10:38:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 06, 2011, 10:20:01 PM
Yeah, right.  Next you'll be telling me that hollering "HEYYY BAYYYBEEEE" out the window of my car won't get me any ass.

:lulz:

That has always mystified me.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#12
June 06, 2011, 10:42:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 06, 2011, 10:40:32 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 06, 2011, 10:38:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 06, 2011, 10:20:01 PM
Yeah, right.  Next you'll be telling me that hollering "HEYYY BAYYYBEEEE" out the window of my car won't get me any ass.

:lulz:

That has always mystified me.

Not nearly so much as the fact that, "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" has actually worked for someone who I've personally met.  (They've been married for decades now.)
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
June 06, 2011, 10:46:17 PM
Quote from: Luna on June 06, 2011, 10:42:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 06, 2011, 10:40:32 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 06, 2011, 10:38:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 06, 2011, 10:20:01 PM
Yeah, right.  Next you'll be telling me that hollering "HEYYY BAYYYBEEEE" out the window of my car won't get me any ass.

:lulz:

That has always mystified me.

Not nearly so much as the fact that, "nice shoes, wanna fuck?" has actually worked for someone who I've personally met.  (They've been married for decades now.)

That's being bold (and crass), and that can work.

Screaming out of a moving car, though?  :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
June 06, 2011, 10:50:42 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 06, 2011, 10:40:32 PM
Quote from: Your Mom on June 06, 2011, 10:38:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 06, 2011, 10:20:01 PM
Yeah, right.  Next you'll be telling me that hollering "HEYYY BAYYYBEEEE" out the window of my car won't get me any ass.

:lulz:

That has always mystified me.

yeah, like I'm gonna get out my grappling hook and throw it at the back of their retreating pickup?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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