Cartoon Hookups

[Cramulus]

Question of the Day














If you could hook up with any cartoon character .....





























.... I'm just going to pause for a second and let that sink in.....




































think about it.....




















OKAY,



I'm not interested in which cartoon character you think is the hottest.

I am interested in which cartoon character popped into your head first.

[Suu]

I'm a fucking weeaboo.

The first toon that popped into my head was a fucking anime fangirl crush I had when I was in high school.

[AFK]

Olive Oyl

"Well blow me down!"

[Cramulus]

I don't know why, but the first cartoon character to pop into my head when I asked this question the other day was GADGET from CHIP & DALES RESCUE RANGERS.






I dunno WTF is up with that.

[Cain]

I don't know why, but the first cartoon character to pop into my head when I asked this question the other day was GADGET from CHIP & DALES RESCUE RANGERS.


http://nationallampoon.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/gadget.gif



I dunno WTF is up with that.

Surprisingly popular...AMONG SICK FUCK FURRIES

http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/Ray_Jones

Ray Jones is a jolly fellow from Corpus Christi Texas who is openly and proudly in love with Gadget Hackwrench from Chip n Dale's Rescue Rangers, making him a Rangerphile. However, worse than most Rangerphiles, Ray actually believes he is in a monogamous relationship with this cartoon character despite having a wife, children, and grandchildren.

He has been known, and in fact has openly admitted to, dressing members of his family as characters from Rescue Rangers, doubtless for some sinister and twisted purpose, as well as producing a staggering amount of artwork detailing what can only be called a pathological obsession with Gadget. The sheer volume of his "art", as well as his single-minded dedication to the insane idea of loving a cartoon character and his vocal support of recruiting others to this cause, has led him to become the God-Emperor of all Rangerphilia, worshiped and adored by all the degenerate retards that practice the perversion.

Just remember, kids: It's not nice to fuck mice.

[Cramulus]

that fucker stole my gal! 

[Cain]

Also, April O'Neil.  Fuck yeah.

[Cain]

that fucker stole my gal! 

I don't think your passion can compare to his

First, while I have created a few original characters, all my art revolves around Gadget Hackwrench, who is copyright Disney. Obviously, there are legal issues. Why not create a mouse character and work with her instead of Gadget. Doesn't work that way. My feelings are for *Gadget*. She is the one I am motivated to pick up my pencil for, to moderate websites for, to toil hours for with no possibility of any compensation other than to lay my work at her tiny feet as a love-offering.

The problem is that I am serious about my work with her and I do a great deal of G-rated work as well. I plan to do much more pron and much more family-friendly art and stories in the future. My family friendly activities have been negatively impacted by my X-rated work. There are deviantART who will not allow me to post their art in the G-rated Rescue Ranger fan calendar I assemble each month because of it. Other Gadget artists will not even talk to me on that account. This in no way shakes my confidence that my work is basically *right* but sometimes I do feel that it costs me something.

There is the family thing, too, of course. I have a wife, two sons and a couple of grandchildren. My wife and sons are aware of my work. I cannot say they are happy about it, but since they know it is part of my creative impulses, they are willing to put up with it. I would hate, however, to have any repercussions from it cause *them* any problems or discomfort. Again, I cannot help but feel there is a potential cost there.

Work hasn't really been in the equation. Some of my coworkers know of my art, but I don't think they consider my G-rated pictures any weirder than my smut.

Okay, before getting into the next part, let me emphasize that I am not subject to hallucinations or anything. I am perfectly well aware that Gadget does not really exist. "She" is physically only a collection of drawings. But I have in my mind an image of her, her behavior and personality. Sometimes I feel that she has developed from the TV cartoon into a sexually mature young lady mouse. She has the same needs and wants for a healthy, vigorous, and nurturing sex life as any other strong and energetic young woman. And I have tried in all my work to give her that life. We all need to be loved. But I think it is just as important to find someone in life who is worthy of our love to whom to give it. But on the other hand, that is quite different from the Gadget of the original series. Sometimes I am torn by the feeling that she would not want to be so open about it, that that would be contradictory to her basic personality. That, for all the heart and warmth I try to put into my work "she" would still not care for such a public expression of it. that I am forcing her to fit my own ideas and opinions and disregarding hers. That dichotomy does hurt sometimes after a short period, I changed my mind and came back to it again.

There are any number of motives. For one thing, as Priest mentioned, there is sheer physical desire. I love Gadget. I admit it. If that makes me insane, so be it. I gain so much more than I lose. I ache to show that love in both porn and in G-rated work. All theories about artistic freedom and freedom of expression aside, we all know that there is, in our society, an inherent conflict between the two. That is a flaw in our society."

[Disco Pickle]

Aeon Flux, of course.

[Salty]

It was a tie between Jessica Rabbit and Betty Boop. They clawed over each other to enter my brain at the same time.

[Suu]

Okay fine.

It's a tossup.



Or.

[LMNO]

...what's everyone looking at me for?

[Suu]

 

[Bruno]

Is that a Schmoo?

[Luna]