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For my part, I've replaced optimism and believing the best of people by default with a grin and the absolute 100% certainty that if they cannot find a pig to fuck, they will buy some bacon and play oinking noises on YouTube.

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Started by Freeky, May 30, 2011, 05:37:42 AM

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Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

yes a victoria's secret model  :lol:


Cain

It's blatantly an euphemism.  "He made her wash his Ferrari while he videoed her."  Uh-huh.  His "Ferrari".

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Cain

Also, she's from Plymouth, that model.  The UK one.

The surgery to remove the webs from her hands and feet went well, I see.

Fredfredly ⊂(◉‿◉)つ

ew i just learned shes dating jason statham hes like 20 years older

Cain

Quote from: The Fred ⊂(◉‿◉)つ on June 10, 2011, 09:15:50 PM
ew i just learned shes dating jason statham hes like 20 years older

On the other hand, that's the first bit of genetic diversity to be introduced to the Plymouth gene pool since the invention of the steam engine.

Still icky though.