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Turns out Al-Qaeda are into 2012 as well

Started by Cain, June 10, 2011, 10:21:56 PM

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Mangrove

#15
June 12, 2011, 12:00:10 AM
The Western forces lead by the Dajjal will arise, but our guy will stop them!

:hashishim:


The Muslim forces lead by the anti-Christ will arise, but our guy will stop them!

:teabagger1:
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Cain

#16
June 12, 2011, 12:01:46 AM
Who wins?

QUETZACOATL WINS, THAT'S WHO!
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Mangrove

#17
June 12, 2011, 02:53:22 AM
Quote from: Cain on June 12, 2011, 12:01:46 AM
Who wins?

QUETZACOATL WINS, THAT'S WHO!
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:lulz:


Maybe Quetzacoatl will tag team with Jesus?
What makes it so? Making it so is what makes it so.

Juana

#18
June 12, 2011, 03:19:35 AM
:lulz: :lulz: YES
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Precious Moments Zalgo

#19
June 12, 2011, 05:19:02 AM
So Mahdi is the Christian Antichrist, and Jesus is the Muslim Dajjal, and the two of them are going to duke it out soon?  Fuck yeah!

Is anyone else as stoked as I am about the fact that a Google search for '2012 mayan nibiru rapture dajjal jesus antichrist' returns 14,000 results?

This century is shaping up to be the funniest one yet.
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