Quotes of the Moment II

[Don Coyote]

I shouldn't be surprised I'm related to this person.

[Stelpa]

I shouldn't be surprised I'm related to this person.

They're takin' our jerbs!
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[Eater of Clowns]

Who are we to get in the way of that person's dreams?  I fully support their move to North Korea, paradise.

[Cain]

I for one also believe the USA should emulate those massive economic and political success stories, North Korea and Afghanistan.  If its good enough for them, it's good enough for the USA. 

[Don Coyote]

My aunt took that down.

[Cain]

Yeah, Japan is well noted for executing Christians.  Don't you know anything Coyote?

[LMNO]

Do we even need to point out that "under God" has only been there since 1954?

[Don Coyote]

Even better is my religion is listed as Discordianism. "You don't worship Eris? GTFO OF MURKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Doktor Howl]

On a tea party website:

Me:  Why all the long faces?   

Them:  You have been banned from this forum.  Date the ban will be lifted:  Never.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

On a tea party website:

Me:  Why all the long faces?   

Them:  You have been banned from this forum.  Date the ban will be lifted:  Never.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Cainad (dec.)]

Cram   Cainad gave me like 12 pairs of diabetic socks as a Moosemas present in December.
Cram   I put on one pair, and within 24 hours three things had happened:
Cram   My childhood cat died, my grandfather died, and my girlfriend dumped me.
vexati0n   well, cats die, grandfathers die, and you're an asshole.
vexati0n   i don't see how diabetus has anything to do with this.

Oh god. This never ceases to be very for me.

My bad, dude. My bad.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Tiki: It only makes sense if they were from that isolated tribe that's had hardly any contact with other people

Zman: yep
you mean kentucky?

Tiki: Yes, that's the one
I couldn't remember the name

[Freeky]

 

[Disco Pickle]

PickleGF: I haven't found enough teaching work this summer and will probably have to ask dad for help covering a few bills before August.

Pickle: Well, you could always sell your ass on the street.  I could be your pimp.  I don't have the pimp slap down yet but I could practice.  Have you ever sucked dick for money before?

PickleGF: No, but I should start charging YOU.  They don't call it a blow JOB for nothing.  That shit's WORK.  I should be compensated.

Pickle:   

[Don Coyote]

Guy running the boffer tournament at the renfaire: Hey Killty McTophat

Me:what?

Guy: want to sword fight? it's only a dollar.

Me: negative

Guy: come on you get to beat your loved ones.

Me already knowing where he going with this: I already can

Guy: in public

Me: I already can

Guy: with swords

Me: yup, already do that