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Started by Triple Zero, June 13, 2011, 12:29:54 AM

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Cramulus

#225
September 13, 2011, 04:56:32 PM
I don't remember what the lead-up was, but at the LARP this weekend Richter told me he had discovered how to fart in stereo.

I've been laughing about that for days.

Suu

#226
September 13, 2011, 10:40:31 PM
You need to come to Tavern next weekend, dude. NEED TO. Yes, it's an SCA event, but Richter and Oarstroker are having an Interpretive Dance-Off. I guarantee you will piss yourself.

Fuck, I need a bottle of Jameson. As is tradition.

Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Suu

#227
September 15, 2011, 05:22:39 PM
St. Dingbat of the Scissors: OMG we aren't even out of the fucking state of FL yet and Dad is being a fucking annoying backseat driver. Help!

Me: ...Are you texting me while driving?!

St. Dingbat of the Scissors: No.....maybe.

Me:  :x
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Luna

#228
September 17, 2011, 08:04:04 PM
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Luna

#229
September 21, 2011, 03:26:05 AM
Out of context quote for the evening:

"YOU, she'll peg mercilessly."
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

#230
September 21, 2011, 01:08:53 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 21, 2011, 03:26:05 AM
Out of context quote for the evening:

"YOU, she'll peg mercilessly."

Stop talking about me at practice like that.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Richter

#231
September 21, 2011, 11:31:50 PM
Leln has done worse things to people's self worth with card games than most Middle Schools can boast.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Luna

#232
September 21, 2011, 11:35:07 PM
Quote from: Richter on September 21, 2011, 11:31:50 PM
Leln has done worse things to people's self worth with card games than most Middle Schools can boast.

I can see that.   :D
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Suu

#233
September 22, 2011, 04:13:09 AM
Quote from: Richter on September 21, 2011, 11:31:50 PM
Leln has done worse things to people's self worth with card games than most Middle Schools can boast.

Fucking pegged my ass in Cribbage.  :argh!:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Sir Squid Diddimus

#234
September 25, 2011, 02:02:36 AM
Me: I was opening a bottle of water between my legs in the car and squoze it. Boom! Water all up my crack.

Mr Squid: SURPRISE BIDET!

Telarus

#235
September 25, 2011, 03:08:47 AM
 :lulz:
Telarus, KSC,
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(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
/||\   Episkopos of the Amorphous Dreams Cabal

Join the Doll Underground! Experience the Phantasmagorical Safari!

Salty

#236
September 25, 2011, 05:13:12 AM
My totally gay friend whose bf is also totally gay and in the Air Force:
We're gonna go to Cattle Company to celebrate for ***** being able to come out!

Me:
Man, it sure must be nice that ***** can eat beef out in public now.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Jasper

#237
September 27, 2011, 07:39:09 PM
Friend in Seattle:  Do you have that feeling you get when you're in California?

Me:  Yeah.  It's almost as if people say "hella" incessantly, care too much about money, and get enough sunlight not to be pale and depressed!

Friend in Seattle:  What is dis "son lite" you speak of, outlander?

Me: Legends speak of a gravity powered fusion bomb in the sky, whose radiation at all spectra through the magnetisphere gives life to all. It is a ridiculous myth.

Friend in Seattle: I'm all for religious tolerance, but that's just goofy.

Me: They teach this stuff in classrooms, if you believe that.

Jenne

#238
September 28, 2011, 06:57:19 PM
:lulz:

And I don't say Hella that often...more of a No Ca than So Cal thing...

Jasper

#239
September 28, 2011, 09:32:12 PM
My girlfriend does.   She's Bay Area, born and raised.  It's cute.  :)
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