Quotes of the Moment II

[Suu]

My sister's Facebook status: So I was just cutting this old man's hair and apparently, the blacks just became citizens about 10 years ago.

[Eater of Clowns]

EoC:  Don't slap my ass like I'm some piece of meat.
GF:  But you are.  You're made of meat.  You're much more than meat, but meat is part of what you are.

***

Boss:  EoC, you aren't allowed to talk to me anymore.  You need something from me, you go through Steve.
EoC:  Usually boss, you talk to someone's face.  Not their asshole.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Boss:  EoC, you aren't allowed to talk to me anymore.  You need something from me, you go through Steve.
EoC:  Usually boss, you talk to someone's face.  Not their asshole.

This gets the TGRR stamp of approval.

[Eater of Clowns]

Boss:  EoC, you aren't allowed to talk to me anymore.  You need something from me, you go through Steve.
EoC:  Usually boss, you talk to someone's face.  Not their asshole.

This gets the TGRR stamp of approval.

I'm honored.  Also, Steve was in the room.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

EoC:  Don't slap my ass like I'm some piece of meat.
GF:  But you are.  You're made of meat.  You're much more than meat, but meat is part of what you are.

***

Boss:  EoC, you aren't allowed to talk to me anymore.  You need something from me, you go through Steve.
EoC:  Usually boss, you talk to someone's face.  Not their asshole.

[infinityshock]

EoC:  Usually boss, you talk to someone's face.  Not their asshole.

so...is 'steve' his pet name for his pooper and he was propositioning you?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

EoC:  Usually boss, you talk to someone's face.  Not their asshole.

so...is 'steve' his pet name for his pooper and he was propositioning you?

U MAD, DOG?

[infinityshock]

EoC:  Usually boss, you talk to someone's face.  Not their asshole.

so...is 'steve' his pet name for his pooper and he was propositioning you?

U MAD, DOG?

maybe a little bit envious.  slightly jealous.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

EoC:  Usually boss, you talk to someone's face.  Not their asshole.

so...is 'steve' his pet name for his pooper and he was propositioning you?

U MAD, DOG?

maybe a little bit envious.  slightly jealous.

U MAD

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Twid: (To the bartender) A Dhominic, ta me go maith... (Dominic, I'm good)
Dominic: Yeah?
Twid: Yeah. Is docha.... ta meisce orm. Go raibh maith agat. (It's probable..... I'm drunk. Thank you.)
Dominic: Oiche mhaith (Goodnight)
Twid: Oiche mhaith.

Twid,
Loves living i mBoston.

[Suu]

Lol, you speak Blarney.

[infinityshock]

U MAD

now im hard. 

open wide so you can fix my dilemma.

[Richter]

Nurse East: (About the cat climbing up my pants): That cat is nuts.

Richter: Without these cats, I would never hve reason to scream, "No, not my ass" at 7:30 AM.

Nurse East:  I don;t know if I should say poor you or poor cats.

Richter: this is MY ass we're talking about.

[Richter]

Herb: So what you up to today?

Richter: Gaming in Fall River

Nurse East: You're seeing a gay man in Fall River?!

Richter:  ..why must they step....  Yes.  I am.  We've got our hand on some amyls and a bucket of crisco.  We're going to be double fisting all day.

Nurse East: 

Richter: DO never test.

[Luna]

Herb: So what you up to today?

Richter: Gaming in Fall River

Nurse East: You're seeing a gay man in Fall River?!

Richter:  ..why must they step....  Yes.  I am.  We've got our hand on some amyls and a bucket of crisco.  We're going to be double fisting all day.

Nurse East: 

Richter: DO never test.