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Started by Triple Zero, June 13, 2011, 12:29:54 AM

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LMNO

#435
December 29, 2011, 03:37:04 PM
Mrs LMNO:  Hey, that's my opinion, and I'm just putting it out there.
Me: Um... Your opinion's looking kind of infected.
Mrs LMNO:  ...
Me: Do you mind putting it away?  It's just not right, waving your opinion around in public like that.  I mean, really, there are children watching.

Nephew Twiddleton

#436
December 29, 2011, 03:41:28 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 29, 2011, 03:37:04 PM
Mrs LMNO:  Hey, that's my opinion, and I'm just putting it out there.
Me: Um... Your opinion's looking kind of infected.
Mrs LMNO:  ...
Me: Do you mind putting it away?  It's just not right, waving your opinion around in public like that.  I mean, really, there are children watching.

:lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Slurrealist

#437
December 29, 2011, 03:42:43 PM
 :mittens:
"You're free, and freedom is beautiful. It will take time to restore chaos...but we will..."

Luna

#438
December 29, 2011, 03:56:21 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 29, 2011, 03:37:04 PM
Mrs LMNO:  Hey, that's my opinion, and I'm just putting it out there.
Me: Um... Your opinion's looking kind of infected.
Mrs LMNO:  ...
Me: Do you mind putting it away?  It's just not right, waving your opinion around in public like that.  I mean, really, there are children watching.

And she let's you live.   :lol:    She's gotta be one hell of a lady.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Juana

#439
January 03, 2012, 02:26:42 AM
Garbo: Crappy pop stars and MMA people, that's what Fresno gives the world.
Friend: That's not so bad.
Garbo: We gave the world Cher.
Friend: Ok, yeah, Fresno needs to be nuked off the map.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Richter

#440
January 03, 2012, 02:39:58 AM
::looking a the plaster cast of a Pompeii body with shackles around the ankles::

Richter: SOMEONE forgot the safe word.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Nephew Twiddleton

#441
January 03, 2012, 02:49:03 AM
Quote from: Richter on January 03, 2012, 02:39:58 AM
::looking a the plaster cast of a Pompeii body with shackles around the ankles::

Richter: SOMEONE forgot the safe word.

:lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#442
January 03, 2012, 02:49:52 AM
Villager: I didn't get you anything for our anniversary.
Me: Oh, fuck that shit, it's too soon after Christmas.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#443
January 03, 2012, 06:31:39 PM
Mike the Engineer:  "That Occupy Wall Street business is good for one thing.  We can round them all up, once we get a president that isn't afraid to deal with communists."
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#444
January 03, 2012, 10:15:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 03, 2012, 06:31:39 PM
Mike the Engineer:  "That Occupy Wall Street business is good for one thing.  We can round them all up, once we get a president that isn't afraid to deal with communists."

Wow.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#445
January 03, 2012, 10:51:05 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 03, 2012, 10:15:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 03, 2012, 06:31:39 PM
Mike the Engineer:  "That Occupy Wall Street business is good for one thing.  We can round them all up, once we get a president that isn't afraid to deal with communists."

Wow.

This man firmly believes that the Free Market™ would fix everything if those damn policiticans would just leave the banks alone.

I shit you not.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#446
January 03, 2012, 10:52:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 03, 2012, 10:51:05 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 03, 2012, 10:15:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 03, 2012, 06:31:39 PM
Mike the Engineer:  "That Occupy Wall Street business is good for one thing.  We can round them all up, once we get a president that isn't afraid to deal with communists."

Wow.

This man firmly believes that the Free Market™ would fix everything if those damn policiticans would just leave the banks alone.

I shit you not.

It is for people like him that I sometimes wish a true libertarian society would come to be, so I could kill and eat him.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#447
January 03, 2012, 10:54:53 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 03, 2012, 10:52:40 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 03, 2012, 10:51:05 PM
Quote from: Nigel on January 03, 2012, 10:15:58 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on January 03, 2012, 06:31:39 PM
Mike the Engineer:  "That Occupy Wall Street business is good for one thing.  We can round them all up, once we get a president that isn't afraid to deal with communists."

Wow.

This man firmly believes that the Free Market™ would fix everything if those damn policiticans would just leave the banks alone.

I shit you not.

It is for people like him that I sometimes wish a true libertarian society would come to be, so I could kill and eat him.

Um, your triglyceride count would skyrocket.  Seriously.  He's like a million calories and they're all fat.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#448
January 03, 2012, 11:46:44 PM
Bacon wrap for the crunchy granola types. There, he has a use now.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Juana

#449
January 04, 2012, 01:27:30 AM
:lulz: Wow. Mike there sounds like a charmer.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."
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