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Nephew Twiddleton

#675
July 05, 2012, 07:49:33 PM
Your band has a manager?

:?

Lmno? Does yours?
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#676
July 05, 2012, 08:03:22 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 05, 2012, 07:49:33 PM
Your band has a manager?

:?

Lmno? Does yours?

"Manager". He Helps with overseas promotion stuff.
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#677
July 05, 2012, 08:05:13 PM
"This ingredient, used as a flavor enhancer in raspberry and other candies, is called castor or castoreum, and it's been used as a food additive for decades. It's made from the anal glands of beavers and considered non-toxic by the FDA for human consumption."

Mmm...."natural flavoring".
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LMNO

#678
July 05, 2012, 08:11:16 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 05, 2012, 07:49:33 PM
Your band has a manager?

:?

Lmno? Does yours?

There's this guy, who got us a show once or twice.  We don't pay him, and he usually gets drunk and jumps up and down at our show. 

That's pretty much the extent of it.

Nephew Twiddleton

#679
July 05, 2012, 08:18:51 PM
Overseas promotion? Jesus what are we doing wrong?
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Nephew Twiddleton

#680
July 05, 2012, 08:19:40 PM
Also net thats fucking disgusting lol
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The Good Reverend Roger

#681
July 05, 2012, 08:27:51 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 05, 2012, 08:18:51 PM
Overseas promotion? Jesus what are we doing wrong?

Yeah, but remember that for him, "overseas" means "the next town over".
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#682
July 05, 2012, 08:30:40 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 05, 2012, 08:19:40 PM
Also net thats fucking disgusting lol

I see the last decade of my life through raspberry-tinted glasses.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#683
July 05, 2012, 08:52:00 PM
:lulz: to both
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#684
July 05, 2012, 09:51:51 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 05, 2012, 08:18:51 PM
Overseas promotion? Jesus what are we doing wrong?

It sounds like more than it is. He basically raves about my music online and gets free stuff. I call him Manager just for fun, really.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#685
July 05, 2012, 09:54:22 PM
Ok. I was getting concerned. You have connections up the wazz too so it was a reasonable assumption. I wouldnt be surprised if youre the only human darkthrone has contact with.
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

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#686
July 05, 2012, 10:05:12 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 05, 2012, 09:54:22 PM
Ok. I was getting concerned. You have connections up the wazz too so it was a reasonable assumption. I wouldnt be surprised if youre the only human darkthrone has contact with.

Haha. I see Fenriz every now and then, but he isn't very talkative much of the time.
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Cain

#687
July 05, 2012, 10:05:30 PM
Quote from: Net on July 05, 2012, 08:05:13 PM
"This ingredient, used as a flavor enhancer in raspberry and other candies, is called castor or castoreum, and it's been used as a food additive for decades. It's made from the anal glands of beavers and considered non-toxic by the FDA for human consumption."

Mmm...."natural flavoring".

The comments are what get me.

"This is disgusting. People need to pay attention to ingredients themselves now and ASK what the ingredients are, no DEMAND to know what the ingredients are, since the FDA no longer seems capable of doing that and protecting our children."

THE FDA WONT PROTECT OUR CHILDREN FROM BEAVER ANUS GLANDS.  THEY MIGHT BE DANGEROUS!  I BLAME OBAMA.

And yet most people will let their kids eat the horrific shit that comes from high street burger chains, which make beaver anuses look positively appetising.

Also, LOL, look who the author is http://daisymayfattypants.blogspot.cz/2008/08/perfect-mother-obviously.html and http://daisymayfattypants.blogspot.cz/2010/04/jennifer-margulis-poster-parent-for-me.html

Nephew Twiddleton

#688
July 05, 2012, 10:53:20 PM
Of course you know fenriz one of the most private musicians in europe. Of course. Like i said im not surprised.
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#689
July 05, 2012, 11:14:12 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 05, 2012, 10:53:20 PM
Of course you know fenriz one of the most private musicians in europe. Of course. Like i said im not surprised.

I don't know him very well, but when you hang out in the same bars for over a decade, you start talking after a while.
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