Quotes of the Moment II

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Ah caint lern all that. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Ah caint lern all that. 

No shit.

I will give that to Catholic Popes, is that they all have to be linguistic phenoms.

I'll drop the opportunity to speak with a fluent French speaker if said French speaker can make it easier for me to communicate with every Brazilian in this place (i.e.- everyone who isn't Twid)

[Suu]

After conversing with Carmen (landlady) and Jonas (guy in next room) (They are both Brazilian, but Carmen lived in Switzerland) who have been conversing extensively in not a language I can make out.

Twid: Je pense que je dois apprender Portugese et non Francais (I think that I ought to learn Portuguese and not French [with you is understood in context, since she agreed to help me brush up the other day])
Carmen: Ah, Oui, d'accord (Ah yes ok) [in English] Yes, in this house Portuguese might be more useful.

Portagee sounds like French with a head cold and Spanish verbs.

Suu
-Boozj boozj Heyzoozj...You comma from Fall Reev or the Noozj Bedsford?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

After conversing with Carmen (landlady) and Jonas (guy in next room) (They are both Brazilian, but Carmen lived in Switzerland) who have been conversing extensively in not a language I can make out.

Twid: Je pense que je dois apprender Portugese et non Francais (I think that I ought to learn Portuguese and not French [with you is understood in context, since she agreed to help me brush up the other day])
Carmen: Ah, Oui, d'accord (Ah yes ok) [in English] Yes, in this house Portuguese might be more useful.

Portagee sounds like French with a head cold and Spanish verbs.

Suu
-Boozj boozj Heyzoozj...You comma from Fall Reev or the Noozj Bedsford?

Jonas and Carmen were trying to teach me a lot of stuff that sounded like clearing my throat. Sure, I get that with Irish CH and GH (GH is like... I dunno, either French R or regular Y depending on vowels. [dha phunt (two pounds Irish currency, pronounced, gargle-aw foont) vs mo gheansai (gh and dh are phonetically identical) which equals "moh yantsee", which means, my pull over sweater)

[Nephew Twiddleton]

But, this shit sounds like more bastard Latin than French does.

Jonas said good luck and it was something like bao sorte, I think. Probably with this nonsense ~ over the a.

How the hell do you get that out of "Bona Fortuna"

[tyrannosaurus vex]

All those Europeans should have just kept Latin instead of confusing the whole thing.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

All those Europeans should have just kept Latin instead of confusing the whole thing.

Fuck you.

Ermm... on grounds of somewhat overlapping musical preferences....

YOU'RE FROM ARIZONA. FUCK THE DIAMOND BACKS.

I GOT NOTHING OTHER THAN YOUR MOPPY GOTH HAIR.

[tyrannosaurus vex]

All those Europeans should have just kept Latin instead of confusing the whole thing.

Fuck you.

Ermm... on grounds of somewhat overlapping musical preferences....

YOU'RE FROM ARIZONA. FUCK THE DIAMOND BACKS.

I GOT NOTHING OTHER THAN YOUR MOPPY GOTH HAIR.

1. I don't watch football.

2. It's short now due to balding in the rear quadrant.

3. Latin is romantic in a way that French never will be. Burning heretics while reciting French poetry just doesn't click.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Truth be told though, I would rather learn 20 languages ok than speak one fluently.

What ever happened to the renaissance man?

I mean, I should have a couple of throw away slots for pet projects like the moribund Irish language. (It's going to die. Might as well call it now.)

[Nephew Twiddleton]

All those Europeans should have just kept Latin instead of confusing the whole thing.

Fuck you.

Ermm... on grounds of somewhat overlapping musical preferences....

YOU'RE FROM ARIZONA. FUCK THE DIAMOND BACKS.

I GOT NOTHING OTHER THAN YOUR MOPPY GOTH HAIR.

1. I don't watch football.

2. It's short now due to balding in the rear quadrant.

3. Latin is romantic in a way that French never will be. Burning heretics while reciting French poetry just doesn't click.

1) Which football are you talking about? Oh god, I hope it's ours. Our football IS BORING AS FUCK BUT ONLY SLIGHTLY LESS BORING THAN EUROFOOTBALL. SERIOUSLY. I'LL KILL A MOTHERFUCKER OVER THIS BORING SHIT. AND I'M A BASEBALL FAN. PERSPECTIVE.

2) I THINK YOU GOT MIXED UP ABOUT MY ITEMS. NEVERTHELESS. SHAVE IT.

ONE OF TWID ONE OF TWID ONE OF TWID
I am a trendsetter Vex.
ONE OF TWID ONE OF TWID ONE OF TWID
I AM James Earl Jones in both those movies. Choose. Choose my son.
BOSTON RULES BOSTON RULES
You're suddenly not thirsty, are you? Give in to the unlimited water.
IA IA TWIDTHULHU FTAGN!

Never mind that now, never mind that.

Hey. Boston is totally awesome.

No teabaggers, plenty of water, you can get drunk whenever and say "hey I'm Irish."

joinusjoinusjoinusjoinusjoinus........................................

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Ok, I think I got lost.

I'm going to say fuck you Vex for doing so. I base this on nothing.

But I'm going to inflate my air mattress and drink more cold milk.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

All those Europeans should have just kept Latin instead of confusing the whole thing.

Fuck you.

Ermm... on grounds of somewhat overlapping musical preferences....

YOU'RE FROM ARIZONA. FUCK THE DIAMOND BACKS.

I GOT NOTHING OTHER THAN YOUR MOPPY GOTH HAIR.

1. I don't watch football.

2. It's short now due to balding in the rear quadrant.

3. Latin is romantic in a way that French never will be. Burning heretics while reciting French poetry just doesn't click.

Put this on and burn heretics. 

[Suu]

All those Europeans should have just kept Latin instead of confusing the whole thing.

It wouldn't have been possible. Latin fazed out faster than you think and was being absorbed into the local vernacular by the time the empire controlled most of the continent and the legions were speaking Greek.

The $600,000 question is....why aren't we still speaking Greek?

[LMNO]

I blame sixth-century hipsters, who were too cool for "ο άνθρωπος" language.

[Suu]