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Started by Triple Zero, June 13, 2011, 12:29:54 AM

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Nephew Twiddleton

#750
July 21, 2012, 12:42:55 AM
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#751
July 21, 2012, 07:13:45 AM
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Reginald Ret

#752
July 21, 2012, 01:08:46 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 18, 2012, 03:24:33 AM
Now, if I could only find someone "ag caint as Gaeilge liom, beidh me go maith" (speaking in Irish with me, I will be good [literal: talking (ag caint) in the Irish Language (as Gaeilge) with me (liom), will I (beidh me) good (go maith)]

Wait, in Irish 'be good' is 'go mad'?
That explains a few things.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

"The worst forum ever" "The most mediocre forum on the internet" "The dumbest forum on the internet" "The most retarded forum on the internet" "The lamest forum on the internet" "The coolest forum on the internet"

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#753
July 21, 2012, 02:38:29 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#754
July 21, 2012, 02:39:04 PM
QJ sez:

Quoteit was pretty much all frosted, I had to really spread it around (and mix it with the meat) to keep it from being disgusting. Had to go to therapy with the wife so ended up eating super late so I was really hungry and not into making something more tasty.

For tasty... there are pork rinds later :D

:horrormirth:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#755
July 21, 2012, 02:42:02 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 21, 2012, 07:13:45 AM
Apparently I'm an independent and I'm the problem:

http://news.yahoo.com/vt-gop-official-sorry-obama-facebook-post-232410255.html?bcmt=1342650433487-84c63fc2-658f-49c7-9263-10d1a73d657f&bcmt_s=u#ugccmt-container-b

AHAHAHAHAHAHA WAIT WHAT

Since when is Rob into politics? I played D&D with that guy. He introduced me to honey vanilla ice cream. Unless it's a different Rob Towle from Rutland Vt, which seems... unlikely.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#756
July 21, 2012, 02:42:26 PM
My sister even warned me about him.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#757
July 21, 2012, 07:50:40 PM
Quote from: :regret: on July 21, 2012, 01:08:46 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 18, 2012, 03:24:33 AM
Now, if I could only find someone "ag caint as Gaeilge liom, beidh me go maith" (speaking in Irish with me, I will be good [literal: talking (ag caint) in the Irish Language (as Gaeilge) with me (liom), will I (beidh me) good (go maith)]

Wait, in Irish 'be good' is 'go mad'?
That explains a few things.

Yep.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

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#758
July 23, 2012, 02:18:50 AM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 20, 2012, 05:44:52 PM
I need to make this bit into a T-shirt:

Quote from: Twid in the role of ActualCAN'T HEAR ANY OF YOU OVER THE SOUND OF SHUT UP AND EYE OF THE TIGER!!!

"It's the... eye of the SHUT UP it's the thrill of the fight/rising up to the challenge of our SHUT UP/And the last known sane man runs the streets of Boston at night/And he's shouting us all with the eyyyyyyyyyyyye of the SHUT UP"

:lulz:

Yes you do.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Remington

#759
July 23, 2012, 05:20:24 AM
Learned something important today about tech work.

If the phone rings on the weekend, and you're not on call, don't fucking answer it. Otherwise you end up trying to troubleshoot networking/wiring problems for a remote site with a guy that has a heavy Indian accent. For 4 hours.
Is it plugged in?

Nephew Twiddleton

#760
July 23, 2012, 05:49:55 AM
Quote from: Net on July 23, 2012, 02:18:50 AM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 20, 2012, 05:44:52 PM
I need to make this bit into a T-shirt:

Quote from: Twid in the role of ActualCAN'T HEAR ANY OF YOU OVER THE SOUND OF SHUT UP AND EYE OF THE TIGER!!!

"It's the... eye of the SHUT UP it's the thrill of the fight/rising up to the challenge of our SHUT UP/And the last known sane man runs the streets of Boston at night/And he's shouting us all with the eyyyyyyyyyyyye of the SHUT UP"

:lulz:

Yes you do.

I'm glad that "gone nuts from other people's stupid" is marketable. I think I should start up a line of athletic wear.

Feel like the world needs to SHUT UP?
Go for a jog. Tell EVERYONE to SHUT UP.
Shout it out loud and proud, and in case they are deaf
And are in desperate need of SHUT UP in sign language
Wear your SHUT UP tanker top and jogging trunks.

Now mind you, you have to EARN THE SHUT UP (here's where BOB comes in).

You can't just be any old bloke who can wear shut up. Otherwise you're a stupid white dude wearing FUBU either making black dudes very angry or very amused. Also, please see SHUT UP if you're a white dude wearing FUBU. Also consider losing weight in that circumstance.

To earn the right to wear SHUT UP you need to pass the test. You're going to fail it most likely. You think you don't need SHUT UP but you do. If you fail the test, consider why you need the SHUT UP. No. We will not tell you why. Part of the SHUT UP is SELF EXPLORATION  SHUT UP. Figure out why you need to SHUT UP. Once you figured that out, test it. Say something with your new perspective. If even retards can't say retarded shit about it, chances are you SHOULD NOT SHUT UP BUT PREACH INSTEAD. They're still going to get you down. But just make sure your SHUT UP is better than theirs. And their SHUT UP is pretty fucking lame anyway, so just figure out the best way to say SHUT UP and make them ACTUALLY SHUT UP.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#761
July 23, 2012, 02:16:46 PM
Who's BOB? 

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

goupixg6

#762
July 23, 2012, 02:32:51 PM
oh yes selling panties with SD manga beatles faces on it
"Just as little is seen in pure light as in pure darkness." Master Hegel

LMNO

#763
July 23, 2012, 03:40:39 PM
Krugman, on Objectivists:

"By the way, who built the roads in Galt's Gulch?"

Nephew Twiddleton

#764
July 23, 2012, 03:46:40 PM
Quote from: The Dead Reverend Roger on July 23, 2012, 02:16:46 PM
Who's BOB?

He's the bloke with the pipe, no?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS
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