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Started by Triple Zero, June 13, 2011, 12:29:54 AM

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LMNO

#765
July 23, 2012, 03:47:08 PM
You mean, "Bob"?

Anna Mae Bollocks

#766
July 23, 2012, 03:52:38 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 23, 2012, 05:49:55 AM
tanker top

Is that some Bostonese I've et to encounter?

We just say "tank top", unless we hate the person wearing it, then it's a "wife beater". I remember people up there saying "muscle shirt".
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Nephew Twiddleton

#767
July 23, 2012, 03:53:47 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 23, 2012, 03:47:08 PM
You mean, "Bob"?

Ah, quotes, not capitalization. Gotcha.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#768
July 23, 2012, 03:54:28 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on July 23, 2012, 03:52:38 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 23, 2012, 05:49:55 AM
tanker top

Is that some Bostonese I've et to encounter?

We just say "tank top", unless we hate the person wearing it, then it's a "wife beater". I remember people up there saying "muscle shirt".

Fingers doing more thinking than I'm allowing. It happens from time to time.
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EK WAFFLR

#769
July 23, 2012, 04:21:37 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 23, 2012, 03:53:47 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 23, 2012, 03:47:08 PM
You mean, "Bob"?

Ah, quotes, not capitalization. Gotcha.

BOB is the bad guy in Twin Peaks.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#770
July 23, 2012, 04:47:48 PM
Quote from: Bruce Twiddleton on July 23, 2012, 03:53:47 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on July 23, 2012, 03:47:08 PM
You mean, "Bob"?

Ah, quotes, not capitalization. Gotcha.

Any Bob you can actually spell or pronounce isn't worth talking about.  Hence the quotes.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#771
July 24, 2012, 03:10:33 AM
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Nephew Twiddleton

#772
July 24, 2012, 03:55:40 AM
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Lenin McCarthy

#773
July 30, 2012, 03:42:26 PM
At breakfast at summer camp yesterday, we ran out of coffee, so in anger a handful of people  spontaneously started an Occupy The Kitchen movement and shouted "Whose coffee? Our coffee!" and other slogans. When a new batch of coffee finally arrived, slight chaos broke out as everyone tried to get the coffee at the same time, and then someone exclaimed "this is the problem with fucking hippie movements like this!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#774
July 30, 2012, 04:19:37 PM
Quote from: Lenin/McCarthy on July 30, 2012, 03:42:26 PM
At breakfast at summer camp yesterday, we ran out of coffee, so in anger a handful of people  spontaneously started an Occupy The Kitchen movement and shouted "Whose coffee? Our coffee!" and other slogans. When a new batch of coffee finally arrived, slight chaos broke out as everyone tried to get the coffee at the same time, and then someone exclaimed "this is the problem with fucking hippie movements like this!"

Someone is right.

Running out of coffee?  The horror.  Render unto Caesar, meaning "me".  My life is a tragic series of injustices, when The Man does not provide my coffee.  It highlights the inherent criminal nature of the system.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

standvast

#775
August 02, 2012, 05:13:37 PM
"Put it in your mouth" ~ Akinyele.

could refer to a rain bow colored sock, medium rare kangaroo steak, or even a huge penis,.. who really knows ?
no.such.thing.

The Good Reverend Roger

#776
August 02, 2012, 06:38:19 PM
Quote from: standvast on August 02, 2012, 05:13:37 PM
"Put it in your mouth" ~ Akinyele.

could refer to a rain bow colored sock, medium rare kangaroo steak, or even a huge penis,.. who really knows ?

As I was reading your joke, I was thinking, "He needs to add a reference to a really huge penis, because that would totally not be obvious."  But then I reached the end, and saw that you beat me to it.

Splendid.  Well done.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#777
August 02, 2012, 06:53:38 PM
It's not often that the snarky rejoinder is funnier than the original joke; but you, sir, have accomplished such a feat.

The Good Reverend Roger

#778
August 02, 2012, 08:26:08 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 02, 2012, 06:53:38 PM
It's not often that the snarky rejoinder is funnier than the original joke; but you, sir, have accomplished such a feat.

That sort of shit pains me, LMNO. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#779
August 02, 2012, 08:27:40 PM
YOU'RE THE CANCER THAT'S KILLING PD!
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