Quotes of the Moment II

[Nephew Twiddleton]

There's a place half a mile away that does it.

I think there might be a place in the mall near me, too.

They have malls out by you?

Oddly enough, the mall is half a mile away from me...

That's curious, that's about how close mine is too.

I don't even know who I am anymore.

Neither do I. I imagine that the nearest mall from me is also a half a mile.

That seems to be the optimal placement.

Haha, get it, optimal(l) placement? Opti-mall?

There is some sort of hidden truth here.

[Aucoq]

You guys are lucky.  Everything here is so spread out that you can't walk anywhere without expecting it to take over an hour or two to get there. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

There's a place half a mile away that does it.

I think there might be a place in the mall near me, too.

They have malls out by you?

Oddly enough, the mall is half a mile away from me...

That's curious, that's about how close mine is too.

I don't even know who I am anymore.

Neither do I. I imagine that the nearest mall from me is also a half a mile.

That seems to be the optimal placement.

Haha, get it, optimal(l) placement? Opti-mall?

There is some sort of hidden truth here.

I am a wise old bear.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

There's a place half a mile away that does it.

I think there might be a place in the mall near me, too.

They have malls out by you?

Oddly enough, the mall is half a mile away from me...

That's curious, that's about how close mine is too.

I don't even know who I am anymore.

Neither do I. I imagine that the nearest mall from me is also a half a mile.

That seems to be the optimal placement.

Haha, get it, optimal(l) placement? Opti-mall?

There is some sort of hidden truth here.

I am a wise old bear.

Indeed. We should all get together for a Coke commercial. It is December, after all.

[Don Coyote]

There's a place half a mile away that does it.

I think there might be a place in the mall near me, too.

They have malls out by you?

Oddly enough, the mall is half a mile away from me...

That's curious, that's about how close mine is too.

I don't even know who I am anymore.

Neither do I. I imagine that the nearest mall from me is also a half a mile.

That seems to be the optimal placement.

Haha, get it, optimal(l) placement? Opti-mall?

There is some sort of hidden truth here.

I am a wise old bear.

Indeed. We should all get together for a Coke commercial. It is December, after all.

Now I proceed to drink a beverage with myself.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

You guys are lucky.  Everything here is so spread out that you can't walk anywhere without expecting it to take over an hour or two to get there. 

That is a pity.

You must be on one of the crappier icebergs.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

There's a place half a mile away that does it.

I think there might be a place in the mall near me, too.

They have malls out by you?

Oddly enough, the mall is half a mile away from me...

That's curious, that's about how close mine is too.

I don't even know who I am anymore.

Neither do I. I imagine that the nearest mall from me is also a half a mile.

That seems to be the optimal placement.

Haha, get it, optimal(l) placement? Opti-mall?

There is some sort of hidden truth here.

I am a wise old bear.

Indeed. We should all get together for a Coke commercial. It is December, after all.

Now I proceed to drink a beverage with myself.

To the refrigerator!

[Don Coyote]

There's a place half a mile away that does it.

I think there might be a place in the mall near me, too.

They have malls out by you?

Oddly enough, the mall is half a mile away from me...

That's curious, that's about how close mine is too.

I don't even know who I am anymore.

Neither do I. I imagine that the nearest mall from me is also a half a mile.

That seems to be the optimal placement.

Haha, get it, optimal(l) placement? Opti-mall?

There is some sort of hidden truth here.

I am a wise old bear.

Indeed. We should all get together for a Coke commercial. It is December, after all.

Now I proceed to drink a beverage with myself.

To the refrigerator!

You mean outside?

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

There's a place half a mile away that does it.

I think there might be a place in the mall near me, too.

They have malls out by you?

Oddly enough, the mall is half a mile away from me...

That's curious, that's about how close mine is too.

I don't even know who I am anymore.

Neither do I. I imagine that the nearest mall from me is also a half a mile.

That seems to be the optimal placement.

Haha, get it, optimal(l) placement? Opti-mall?

There is some sort of hidden truth here.

I am a wise old bear.

Indeed. We should all get together for a Coke commercial. It is December, after all.

Now I proceed to drink a beverage with myself.

If I could buy the world a Coke!

[Nephew Twiddleton]

There's a place half a mile away that does it.

I think there might be a place in the mall near me, too.

They have malls out by you?

Oddly enough, the mall is half a mile away from me...

That's curious, that's about how close mine is too.

I don't even know who I am anymore.

Neither do I. I imagine that the nearest mall from me is also a half a mile.

That seems to be the optimal placement.

Haha, get it, optimal(l) placement? Opti-mall?

There is some sort of hidden truth here.

I am a wise old bear.

Indeed. We should all get together for a Coke commercial. It is December, after all.

Now I proceed to drink a beverage with myself.

To the refrigerator!

You mean outside?

Yes.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

There's a place half a mile away that does it.

I think there might be a place in the mall near me, too.

They have malls out by you?

Oddly enough, the mall is half a mile away from me...

That's curious, that's about how close mine is too.

I don't even know who I am anymore.

Neither do I. I imagine that the nearest mall from me is also a half a mile.

That seems to be the optimal placement.

Haha, get it, optimal(l) placement? Opti-mall?

There is some sort of hidden truth here.

I am a wise old bear.

Indeed. We should all get together for a Coke commercial. It is December, after all.

Now I proceed to drink a beverage with myself.

To the refrigerator!

You mean outside?

Yes! To the snowbank.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

There's a place half a mile away that does it.

I think there might be a place in the mall near me, too.

They have malls out by you?

Oddly enough, the mall is half a mile away from me...

That's curious, that's about how close mine is too.

I don't even know who I am anymore.

Neither do I. I imagine that the nearest mall from me is also a half a mile.

That seems to be the optimal placement.

Haha, get it, optimal(l) placement? Opti-mall?

There is some sort of hidden truth here.

I am a wise old bear.

Indeed. We should all get together for a Coke commercial. It is December, after all.

Now I proceed to drink a beverage with myself.

To the refrigerator!

You mean outside?

Yes.

Or maybe the igloo.

[Dildo Argentino]

Wowzers, I was having this much fun and didn't notice it!

Not surprising, really.

[Dildo Argentino]

I'm about 4 miles from the nearest mall... and I don't have a car. I can cycle it in under 20 minutes, though.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

"Unquestionably the person that can get lowest down in cringing before royalty and nobility, and can get most satisfaction out of crawling on his belly before them, is an American. Not all Americans, but when an American does it he makes competition impossible. We have to be despised by somebody whom we regard as above us or we are not happy; we have to have somebody to worship and envy or we cannot be content. In America we manifest this in all the ancient and customary ways. In public we scoff at titles and hereditary privilege but privately we hanker after them, and when we get a chance we buy them for cash and a daughter."
-- Mark Twain

Sometimes an ordained minister sets out to be blasphemous. When this happens, the layman is out of the running; he stands no chance.
- Also Mark Twain