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#975
December 06, 2012, 04:11:41 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on December 05, 2012, 11:49:53 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 05, 2012, 11:42:04 PM
QuoteWhat does it say about our society/culture that we've boiled such a powerful, creative, witty individual into just another controversy to fight over?

That Texas has too much say over the American education system.

That's the fun part about Jefferson.

Up to 1990:  Everyone loves Thomas Jefferson.

1990 or so:  The left suddenly hates Jefferson, because he owned slaves, the right calls the left a bunch of America-hating hippies.

2001: The right suddenly hates Jefferson, because he was against indefinite detention and torture, and for public education (way before it actually happened.  The Left calls them America-hating fascists, then starts arguing amongst themselves over the "having sex with his slaves" thing.  The right laughs at them, and then decides to show them a thing or two by taking Jefferson out of Texas schoolbooks and replacing him with John Calvin (founder of Calvinism, for those of you who don't understand weird fucking Americans), and mortal enemy of Thomas Jefferson.

Current Day:  Everyone pretends that 1990 to 2008 never happened.  Saying Jefferson's name at a party gets a long silence and dirty looks from everyone.

Doktor's diagnosis:  People are dumb, and believe that humans come in pure varieties (exception for RWHN, obviously), and will kill anyone who shows feet of clay, in public or otherwise.

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Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cain

#976
December 07, 2012, 03:15:30 PM
From a review of Skyfall I am reading:

QuoteThe key dilemma for any Bond movie is finding a plausible, crowd-pleasing mission for a heartless government assassin that doesn't make him look like a thug or recreational terrorist or scab taking work away from the CIA and Mossad.

Cainad (dec.)

#977
December 07, 2012, 05:17:09 PM
Quote from: Cain on December 07, 2012, 03:15:30 PM
From a review of Skyfall I am reading:

QuoteThe key dilemma for any Bond movie is finding a plausible, crowd-pleasing mission for a heartless government assassin that doesn't make him look like a thug or recreational terrorist or scab taking work away from the CIA and Mossad.

:lulz: Damn!

Nephew Twiddleton

#978
December 26, 2012, 07:49:26 PM Last Edit: December 26, 2012, 08:14:30 PM by Pippa Twiddleton
From yesterday:

nana: i like going back to the good ole days.
Me: do you do a lot of time traveling then?
Nana (smirking): yeah.

Me explaining schroedingers cat to uncle: :pause: you know the universe is weird. I sound like im spouting a load of bullshit right now.

Nanas senility also flared up a little.

Nana: whos over there?
Kathy: kevin bob and villager (both villager and my sister have the same name. Villager is being referenced here)
nana: :?
Kathy: theres two (villagers name) ma.
Nana: clearly
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Lenin McCarthy

#979
December 28, 2012, 11:37:19 PM
Oh, Omegle.
QuoteStranger: how big are your melons

You: They're pretty huge, man. I'm really struggling to find something that can keep them in place.

You: My fridge is packed.

Stranger: waiiitttt a minuteee

Stranger: why are you boobs in your fridge?

You: I thought you said melons?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Nephew Twiddleton

#980
December 28, 2012, 11:48:56 PM
:lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Salty

#981
December 28, 2012, 11:52:06 PM
Some FBDisco-disco-disco-baby RE: Eris:

QuoteOne war doesn't make someone a war goddess.

That puts so many apologists to shams it's hard to look at.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Cain

#982
December 29, 2012, 09:23:43 AM
Equally, one war crime doesn't make one a war criminal.
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Salty

#983
December 29, 2012, 09:32:43 AM
:spittake:
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Nephew Twiddleton

#984
December 29, 2012, 10:04:17 AM
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 26, 2012, 07:49:26 PM
From yesterday:

nana: i like going back to the good ole days.
Me: do you do a lot of time traveling then?
Nana (smirking): yeah.

Me explaining schroedingers cat to uncle: :pause: you know the universe is weird. I sound like im spouting a load of bullshit right now.

Nanas senility also flared up a little.

Nana: whos over there?
Kathy: kevin bob and villager (both villager and my sister have the same name. Villager is being referenced here)
nana: :?
Kathy: theres two (villagers name) ma.
Nana: clearly

I also don't want to make light of nana's dementia.

But sometimes you have to mock the old to..... maintain sanity.

We never want to be there do we?

Sometimes, I think that Nana is better off....
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#985
December 31, 2012, 07:23:37 AM
A: J says he wants something fatty and salty.
R: Tell him I'll put my sweaty balls on his neck.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#986
December 31, 2012, 08:21:30 AM
:lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

AFK

#987
January 23, 2013, 03:05:54 AM

Burning coal for energy is barely more efficient than lighting your face on fire to poach an egg in your mouth.



Read more: http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-greatest-wars-ever-fought-by-fox-news/#ixzz2IlReXMGt
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

The Good Reverend Roger

#988
January 23, 2013, 03:56:12 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on January 23, 2013, 03:05:54 AM

Burning coal for energy is barely more efficient than lighting your face on fire to poach an egg in your mouth.



Read more: http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-greatest-wars-ever-fought-by-fox-news/#ixzz2IlReXMGt

Burning coal is worse than that, really.  It's filthy stuff if burned "raw", releases all sorts of horrible shit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#989
February 05, 2013, 01:29:17 AM
"I just saw a fat midget riding a Great Dane through the parking lot.".
- Sister Gothique.

Welcome back to Tucson, Lady.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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