Quotes of the Moment II

[purplefraggle]

Laugh all you want, Twidcousin. Someday, you, too will suffer a wine slushie headache.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Laugh all you want, Twidcousin. Someday, you, too will suffer a wine slushie headache.

I don't doubt it. But that was a smiley for "cool, purplefraggle is here"

[AFK]

From one of today's Cracked articles:

The fry holder is about 15 cents' worth of polymer despair, an ennui that transcends man as a species and floats above us all like a layer of Chinese smog, thick with disdain and stupidity, creeping into our homes through cracks and crevices as we sleep until we breathe it in and get ever so slightly dumber as a result until the day comes when the last person who remembers long division wakes up and just decides to put racing stripes on their underpants and run head first into a wall in what will be a concussion-inducing eulogy to common sense as we all become utterly, irreversibly fucktarded.

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-new-products-that-prove-humanity-doomed_p2/#ixzz2NMud4BCV

[Lenin McCarthy]

"Oslo Central Station: Woman pours half her orange juice out on the floor and mixes the rest with methylated spirit. Merry easter!" - my older sister.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

From one of today's Cracked articles:

The fry holder is about 15 cents' worth of polymer despair, an ennui that transcends man as a species and floats above us all like a layer of Chinese smog, thick with disdain and stupidity, creeping into our homes through cracks and crevices as we sleep until we breathe it in and get ever so slightly dumber as a result until the day comes when the last person who remembers long division wakes up and just decides to put racing stripes on their underpants and run head first into a wall in what will be a concussion-inducing eulogy to common sense as we all become utterly, irreversibly fucktarded.

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-new-products-that-prove-humanity-doomed_p2/#ixzz2NMud4BCV

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

From one of today's Cracked articles:

The fry holder is about 15 cents' worth of polymer despair, an ennui that transcends man as a species and floats above us all like a layer of Chinese smog, thick with disdain and stupidity, creeping into our homes through cracks and crevices as we sleep until we breathe it in and get ever so slightly dumber as a result until the day comes when the last person who remembers long division wakes up and just decides to put racing stripes on their underpants and run head first into a wall in what will be a concussion-inducing eulogy to common sense as we all become utterly, irreversibly fucktarded.

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-new-products-that-prove-humanity-doomed_p2/#ixzz2NMud4BCV

That was AMAZING! 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

OH MY GOD. Found through the link on that article:

http://www.monkeyhelpers.org/

SERVICE MONKEYS!

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

OH MY GOD. Found through the link on that article:

http://www.monkeyhelpers.org/

SERVICE MONKEYS!

D'AWWWWW!

Genius!

If they can be trained not to fling poo.

Also, in some situations, if they can't. 

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

"My other car is a tiny penis."

[Salty]

From my people, in no order, I hate you people for not being closer to me.

"I'm pretty sure Jesus was an alien."

"Your body is made out of what? Smaller. Smaller. Smaller. Right. Atoms. And what are they? Light. We're just made out of light, so I believe one day we can go faster than the speed of light, because we are the same stuff."

*bartstool inserted*

"Yeah, but see this glass? I should be able to move the molecules around my molecules and pass safely through the glass. One day I WILL be able to do that."

Uh, can I haz intertia?

Apparently i canz not.

I just want someone to talk to, really.

[Cain]

Doesn't that imply that light can also travel faster than the speed of light?

[Salty]

Doesn't that imply that light can also travel faster than the speed of light?

Yes, he actually started saying that when I suggested that IF there were some kind of divine force (whatever the fuck that means) in the universe it probably set these unbreakable rules of physics, such as the speed of light. Then it was molecules this, magic Jesus that.

I did end up suggesting that we go find a 7 story building to test his ideas.

[Salty]

I try to have understanding about the poor education system, and certainly this guy is its product. Every time I come over, and trust me when i say I must do so, it's One World Order, God Created Races And Intended Them To Be Seperate, I Totally Know How To Create *removed because NSA*, It Is Your Duty To Take Out Your Government If They Disrupt Your Freedom.

Which pissed me right the fuck off. I pulled back my sleeves and showed him my arms.

"Do you see this? It says Give Me Freedom Or Kill Me, not Give Me Freedom Or Kill Them."

This is not too difficult to understand, yes? You keep them from taking life, you don't take life to keep your freedom, unless that freedom is you actual MOTHERFUCKING LIFE. Or that of another.

Anyway, this guy does not have an abnormal brain, AFAIK. He can reason, he's just all mixed up, and there's no unmixing that shit. Once certain chemicals have settled and the brain's been etched is there a way to well and truly reverse that shit? Without breaking the person? Is being broken down preferable? I would say so.

Yeah, lightspeed, you can get passed it since you are atoms.

:slowclap:

[Junkenstein]

Remind me to tell you about the infinite energy box made from LED's and solar panels.

My people have been special today too.

Back later, just going to scream underwater for a while

[Cain]

This is why I avoid conversations with people.

And never go on Facebook anymore.