Quotes of the Moment II

[Suu]

"I've been wearing my sports bra for over 24 hours!" - text from my sister.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Nig: I made 15 dicks today
Nig: a nice full bowl
BF: Thats great you are such a helper
BF: Did you finish all the dicks?
Nig: I help facilitate the connection between man and dick
Nig: Tomorrow I take my dicks to the Good Gallery and see if Scott wants them
BF: You are good at your work
Nig: I am a mastery of dicking
Nig: or something
BF: Cant say no to dick
Nig: Seriously!
Nig: Everybody loves dick!
Nig: Rude is coming over tomorrow to see my dicks
Nig: I will show my dicks to everyone
BF: You were dicked most of the day? Four hours?
Nig: Yes, about four hours of dicking
BF: Hot day, and the detailed work
BF: You had four hours of hot, hard dicking?
Nig: I really sweated over those hot dicks
BF: Over and over
Nig: Dick after dick for hours on end
BF: You are very good at making dicks
Nig: I am! I'm a diligent dicker.
Nig: I figured out how to do both circumcised and uncircumcised dicks today, too!
BF: Would you say you had about 10 feet of dick in you?
BF: Before you got the work out
Nig: By the time I'm done, certainly. At LEAST 10 feet of dick.
Nig: So, about 8.6 feet of dick left.
BF: That is a lot of hard
Nig: I will be dealing in dicks at least a couple more times before the show
BF: Hot cock
Nig: I'd really like to do at least 45 dicks
BF: I mean dick
Nig: Yeah, not so much cock
Nig: I'm not that good at making chickens

[Cainad (dec.)]

 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Pickles: eggs? She said mammals.
Me: dude. Im right. Write it down.
Pickles: what the hell is a monotreme anyway?
Me: like fucking platypi and shit. 
Pickles: thats our team name next week.

[Cain]

<FatFuckup>It's a long Buddhist poem which is very suitable to add to the bot
<FatFuckup>better than the Dhammapada which is dualistic
<duphenix>man, everyone is down on dualism these days
<duphenix>i just want to say dualism is the best, almost as good as pluralism
<duphenix>see, i just had a bagel/egg/bacon/cream cheese sandwich
<duphenix>because of pluralism, this was a variety of flavors in every bite
<duphenix>if i had eaten in it a non-plural way, every bite would have just tasted like -- sandwich
<duphenix>that is my defense of non-non-dualism
- Eve quit (Quit: goodbye for an arbitrary amount of time)
<FatFuckup>fair enough
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<duphenix>we can refer to it ever after as the bagel breakfast sandwich defense
<FatFuckup>well there really is dualism in non dualism. I had a quote explaining this fucked up thing
<FatFuckup>I'm lazy now to quote it
<duphenix>yeah, i've heard that
<FatFuckup>It was ixxie's. And you said it was a koan.
<duphenix>i'm convinced that non-dualism is a good stage for people to go through to remove many prejudices
<duphenix>i'm not yet convinced of it pragmatism in my eating a bagel breakfast sandwich
<FatFuckup>You are right
<duphenix>they have a truck here that sells bagel breakfast sandwiches
<duphenix>until 8pm on weekdays
<Cain>I believe in dualistic bagels.  there is a bagel, and then there is a non-bagel.  there is a brief transformative phase, inside my mouth, but it's best not to dwell on the ineffable mystery of it too closely

[Nephew Twiddleton]

<FatFuckup>It's a long Buddhist poem which is very suitable to add to the bot
<FatFuckup>better than the Dhammapada which is dualistic
<duphenix>man, everyone is down on dualism these days
<duphenix>i just want to say dualism is the best, almost as good as pluralism
<duphenix>see, i just had a bagel/egg/bacon/cream cheese sandwich
<duphenix>because of pluralism, this was a variety of flavors in every bite
<duphenix>if i had eaten in it a non-plural way, every bite would have just tasted like -- sandwich
<duphenix>that is my defense of non-non-dualism
- Eve quit (Quit: goodbye for an arbitrary amount of time)
<FatFuckup>fair enough
- ksf quit (Quit: Leaving)
<duphenix>we can refer to it ever after as the bagel breakfast sandwich defense
<FatFuckup>well there really is dualism in non dualism. I had a quote explaining this fucked up thing
<FatFuckup>I'm lazy now to quote it
<duphenix>yeah, i've heard that
<FatFuckup>It was ixxie's. And you said it was a koan.
<duphenix>i'm convinced that non-dualism is a good stage for people to go through to remove many prejudices
<duphenix>i'm not yet convinced of it pragmatism in my eating a bagel breakfast sandwich
<FatFuckup>You are right
<duphenix>they have a truck here that sells bagel breakfast sandwiches
<duphenix>until 8pm on weekdays
<Cain>I believe in dualistic bagels.  there is a bagel, and then there is a non-bagel.  there is a brief transformative phase, inside my mouth, but it's best not to dwell on the ineffable mystery of it too closely

[Telarus]

 

[LMNO]

First there is a bagel.
Then, there is no bagel.
Then there is.

[Cain]

The above led to this www.fluxcraft.net/index.php/Dualistic_Bagel

[LMNO]

I like the notes regarding the defense at the bottom.

[Cain]

Also worth posting because Ixxie's project for Fluxcraft is an interesting and possibly worthwhile one:

ed. We hope to achieve variations in Tone and Content spanning the Arts, Sciences, Philosophies, Religions, Crafts and any other Cultural Domain that comes to mind. Initial Themes in Mind are: Discordianism, Anarchy, Decentralization, Skepticism, Pragmatism, Convexity Analysis & Bimodal Strategies, Probability Theory and Statistics, Non-Dualism, Humor, (SocioCultural, Technological, Genetic) Evolution, Ecology, Behavioural Science, Biomathematics and Various Mystical Arts.

And he's a fan of LessWrong.

[Doktor Howl]

First there is a bagel.  On Plate
Then, there is no bagel. IN MY FACE
Then there is. Nobody wants to see THAT

Finished that for you.

[LMNO]

Also worth posting because Ixxie's project for Fluxcraft is an interesting and possibly worthwhile one:

ed. We hope to achieve variations in Tone and Content spanning the Arts, Sciences, Philosophies, Religions, Crafts and any other Cultural Domain that comes to mind. Initial Themes in Mind are: Discordianism, Anarchy, Decentralization, Skepticism, Pragmatism, Convexity Analysis & Bimodal Strategies, Probability Theory and Statistics, Non-Dualism, Humor, (SocioCultural, Technological, Genetic) Evolution, Ecology, Behavioural Science, Biomathematics and Various Mystical Arts.

And he's a fan of LessWrong.

That is very cool.  I'll have to poke around a bit.

[LMNO]

First there is a bagel.  On Plate
Then, there is no bagel. IN MY FACE
Then there is. Nobody wants to see THAT

Finished that for you.

[Salty]

There are people that deal drugs right in front of my house.
Somebody pulls up, always a different somebody.
The same SUV pulls up from down the street.
One or more persons in the other car get in the SUV and eventually comes back with a handful of something and a kick in their step.

As this is a concern for our neighbors, and to get an idea of how to handle this, I approach the lady across the street.
After a bit of conversation where I find out her mother was born and raised 1km from where my mother was born and raised in Germany she drops this bomb:

"If all the police in this country were run by Sheriff Joe we wouldn't have these problems."