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Started by Triple Zero, June 13, 2011, 12:29:54 AM

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Reginald Ret

#1185
June 11, 2014, 06:45:34 PM
Quote from: The Suu on June 11, 2014, 02:29:08 PM
Friend posted bulletproof blanket article. This is my response.


:lol:
You madam, are a God among men.
Lord Byron: "Those who will not reason, are bigots, those who cannot, are fools, and those who dare not, are slaves."

Nigel saying the wisest words ever uttered: "It's just a suffix."

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Suu

#1186
June 11, 2014, 08:48:50 PM
This one woman took it seriously and tried to tell me that it's not fair to have 3 year olds trained to shoot. I was like "Three years? I mean THREE MONTHS IN THE BELLEH."

Nobody got the joke. :( Now I know what it feels like when nobody goes to Roger's PD Parties. :(
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Nephew Twiddleton

#1187
June 12, 2014, 05:03:49 AM
Quote from: Some guy trolling Yahoo News under the name KevinIf you think that wars, violence, natural disasters, terrorism, diseases, etc, are a sign of God's wrath, then God must approve of gay marriage and condemn homophobia, since those sorts of things used to happen to everyone, everywhere, all the time, but now you're relatively safe from those calamities if you live in a society that gives equal rights to homosexuals. I mean, I prefer to think it's because developed nations that favor the rights of their citizens are relatively safe societies to live in, but if you want to see God as a militant gay rights activist with superpowers throwing tornadoes at homophobes, that's up to you.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1188
June 12, 2014, 06:30:12 PM
Quote from: Ållnephew Tvýðleþøn on June 12, 2014, 05:03:49 AM
Quote from: Some guy trolling Yahoo News under the name KevinIf you think that wars, violence, natural disasters, terrorism, diseases, etc, are a sign of God's wrath, then God must approve of gay marriage and condemn homophobia, since those sorts of things used to happen to everyone, everywhere, all the time, but now you're relatively safe from those calamities if you live in a society that gives equal rights to homosexuals. I mean, I prefer to think it's because developed nations that favor the rights of their citizens are relatively safe societies to live in, but if you want to see God as a militant gay rights activist with superpowers throwing tornadoes at homophobes, that's up to you.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

UB

#1189
June 12, 2014, 10:14:25 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 13, 2011, 12:29:54 AM
Yeah, I always hated on the Beatles by blaming them for Britney Spears.

Im one of those horrid people that confuses the Beatles with the Monkeys.

*ducking*
Within the grip of Err.... some are fucked in the head by a fist of fire.

Cain

#1190
June 12, 2014, 10:18:11 PM
Quote from: Cainad (dec.) on June 11, 2014, 02:14:45 PM
Quote from: Cain on May 09, 2014, 06:35:29 PM
A friend of mine, playing Dark Souls 2:

Why do the pigs have so much HP?  They're fucking pigs.  Oh my god.  Oh good lord...the pigs, they have mad cow disease!  Why are they so tough? 

After 30 seconds:

OK, we've killed one.  Maybe we can get one to fall in the pit?  They're trying to body slam me!  Three little pigs have taken me to half health.  I was just almost killed by three pigs.

Quoting a month-old post because TO HELL WITH THOSE PIGS is still relevant after all this time. Horrible goddamn monsters.

And I've still not played it myself  :sad:

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#1191
June 13, 2014, 09:06:17 PM
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Nephew Twiddleton

#1192
June 14, 2014, 02:46:19 AM
Quote from: Net (+1 Hidden) and 5 guests on June 13, 2014, 09:06:17 PM


:lulz:

Earth: Hey, aliens!
Aliens: Hey, Earth, what's up? What do you do for fun? How advanced are your physics? What's your biology like? How is your society structured?
Earth: Hey, aliens! We're humans! Are you out there?
Aliens: Yes. Hey, Earth, how are you?
Earth: Hey, aliens! Are you out there? Anyone home?
Aliens: Yes. Hi.
Earth: Yoooohooooo, any aliens out there?
Aliens: Yeah, douchebag, over here. Right. Fucking. Here.
Earth: Hey, aliens, hit us up, we want to meet you!
Aliens: Planet of fucking porn site bots.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Suu

#1193
June 14, 2014, 02:54:06 AM
Quote from: Ållnephew Tvýðleþøn on June 14, 2014, 02:46:19 AM
Quote from: Net (+1 Hidden) and 5 guests on June 13, 2014, 09:06:17 PM


:lulz:

Earth: Hey, aliens!
Aliens: Hey, Earth, what's up? What do you do for fun? How advanced are your physics? What's your biology like? How is your society structured?
Earth: Hey, aliens! We're humans! Are you out there?
Aliens: Yes. Hey, Earth, how are you?
Earth: Hey, aliens! Are you out there? Anyone home?
Aliens: Yes. Hi.
Earth: Yoooohooooo, any aliens out there?
Aliens: Yeah, douchebag, over here. Right. Fucking. Here.
Earth: Hey, aliens, hit us up, we want to meet you!
Aliens: Planet of fucking porn site bots.

:mittens:
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Nephew Twiddleton

#1194
June 14, 2014, 02:57:00 AM
Quote from: The Suu on June 14, 2014, 02:54:06 AM
Quote from: Ållnephew Tvýðleþøn on June 14, 2014, 02:46:19 AM
Quote from: Net (+1 Hidden) and 5 guests on June 13, 2014, 09:06:17 PM


:lulz:

Earth: Hey, aliens!
Aliens: Hey, Earth, what's up? What do you do for fun? How advanced are your physics? What's your biology like? How is your society structured?
Earth: Hey, aliens! We're humans! Are you out there?
Aliens: Yes. Hey, Earth, how are you?
Earth: Hey, aliens! Are you out there? Anyone home?
Aliens: Yes. Hi.
Earth: Yoooohooooo, any aliens out there?
Aliens: Yeah, douchebag, over here. Right. Fucking. Here.
Earth: Hey, aliens, hit us up, we want to meet you!
Aliens: Planet of fucking porn site bots.

:mittens:

:thanks:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1195
June 15, 2014, 03:33:48 AM
Quote from: Ållnephew Tvýðleþøn on June 14, 2014, 02:46:19 AM
Quote from: Net (+1 Hidden) and 5 guests on June 13, 2014, 09:06:17 PM


:lulz:

Earth: Hey, aliens!
Aliens: Hey, Earth, what's up? What do you do for fun? How advanced are your physics? What's your biology like? How is your society structured?
Earth: Hey, aliens! We're humans! Are you out there?
Aliens: Yes. Hey, Earth, how are you?
Earth: Hey, aliens! Are you out there? Anyone home?
Aliens: Yes. Hi.
Earth: Yoooohooooo, any aliens out there?
Aliens: Yeah, douchebag, over here. Right. Fucking. Here.
Earth: Hey, aliens, hit us up, we want to meet you!
Aliens: Planet of fucking porn site bots.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Pæs

#1196
June 17, 2014, 01:52:49 AM
19 sentient life forms active in your area. Click here to chat! Don't tell your wife!

Nephew Twiddleton

#1197
June 17, 2014, 02:12:07 AM
Quote from: Pæs on June 17, 2014, 01:52:49 AM
19 sentient life forms active in your area. Click here to chat! Don't tell your wife!

:lulz:

First contact available. Very discrete.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#1198
June 17, 2014, 02:23:27 AM
:lulz:
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

The Good Reverend Roger

#1199
June 17, 2014, 03:21:45 AM
Quote from: Ållnephew Tvýðleþøn on June 14, 2014, 02:46:19 AM
Quote from: Net (+1 Hidden) and 5 guests on June 13, 2014, 09:06:17 PM


:lulz:

Earth: Hey, aliens!
Aliens: Hey, Earth, what's up? What do you do for fun? How advanced are your physics? What's your biology like? How is your society structured?
Earth: Hey, aliens! We're humans! Are you out there?
Aliens: Yes. Hey, Earth, how are you?
Earth: Hey, aliens! Are you out there? Anyone home?
Aliens: Yes. Hi.
Earth: Yoooohooooo, any aliens out there?
Aliens: Yeah, douchebag, over here. Right. Fucking. Here.
Earth: Hey, aliens, hit us up, we want to meet you!
Aliens: Planet of fucking porn site bots.

This made my night.  Which is saying something, on account of I'm sick as a dog.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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