I used to do xxxxx so now I'm an authority on it...

[trix]

Trix, I'm so sorry all these assholes aren't taking you seriously enough.

lol!
On the contrary, I think too many of you are taking me entirely too seriously.  But it's okay, the whole "one guy says something and his cheerleaders come back him up" clique formula is nothing new.

- trix

[Cuddlefish]

No, you see, I'm misinterpreting you on purpose, just to bug you.  It's one of the ways I amuse myself with half-assed trolls.

But you see, it's not even much of a misinterpretation:

I wouldn't call it rage though, as I am quite entertained IRL from this thread.  Which is why I am here, so it's working out so far...

Sure, he's doing it for "entertainment," not an "experiment," but that's only because he doesn't have the attention span for science.

[BadBeast]

STOP WANTING SO MUCH ATTENTION EOC, JEEZ.

Every time a noob shows up with a chip on their shoulder and the determination to take someone down a peg or two, it's about Roger. EVERY SINGLE TIME.

It's starting to give the rest of us a complex, frankly.

So true, Nigel! I mean, what the fuck. I know my rampant emote posts are highly controversial and still I hear nothing about them. Nothing. What is this shit?


Trix, shut the fuck up and go smoke a bowl already.

If it makes you feel any better, almost every single one of your posts throws me into a helpless, apoplectic rage. It's a wonder I don't shit myself every time I see your avatar at the top of a post.

It does make me feel better, thanks!  ..Ahem. I mean, GO FUCK YOURSELF NIGEL I DON'T NEED YOUR STINKING UNDERSTANDING. I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON A BUNCH OF RUBBER DICKS. MY AVATAR BETTER MAKE YOU SHIT BRICKS! YOU KNOW, BEING THE TWIN OF YOUR AVATAR AND ALL. SHIT. BRICKS. NIGEL!

Incidentally, being an Authority On Dildos and all, I'm finding it a lot harder to use them effectively in my insults.

You and I, Eve, are THE DILDO AUTHORITAYS on this here forum, and nobody better step. YOU ALL HEAR ME?

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[trix]

 
Ok.  That pic is goddamn disturbing.  You win this thread.

[Eater of Clowns]

Ok.  That pic is goddamn disturbing.  You win this thread.

I think you should meet GIGGLES.

Go on.  Last posts by.  Do it. 

[BadBeast]

Ok.  That pic is goddamn disturbing.  You win this thread.

Only by default. Giggles hasn't dropped in yet.

ETA: Damn you EoC! Beat me to it. 

[trippinprincezz13]

"You guys are missing the point, man! We should all just smoke a bowl then beat up brainwashed idiots with our computers while we eat mushrooms!"

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Trust me, I used to do this.

[LMNO]

It even sounds more basic than that: It's an e-prime argument.

[trix]

Ok.  That pic is goddamn disturbing.  You win this thread.

I think you should meet GIGGLES.

Go on.  Last posts by.  Do it. 

I did it.  And I hate you.

Excuse me while I go claw my eyes out with the blade from my ceiling fan.

[trix]

"You guys are missing the point, man! We should all just smoke a bowl then beat up brainwashed idiots with our computers while we eat mushrooms!"

              \
           

Trust me, I used to do this.

Nice summary!  That is exactly what I've been trying to say.  I'm glad that someone finally understands!

And LMNO:  That would depend on how you define "argument".

[LMNO]

Yes.  And it IS.

[Tocatta and Fuge in D minor, thunder/lightning]

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Trix, I'm so sorry all these assholes aren't taking you seriously enough.

lol!
On the contrary, I think too many of you are taking me entirely too seriously.  But it's okay, the whole "one guy says something and his cheerleaders come back him up" clique formula is nothing new.

- trix

I don't think you understand. 

[trix]

I think I do, but if I do not, please, spell it out for me.

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I see the points of your rant, trix, but I don't really feel it.

I'd almost prefer to read rants where you can tell the writer is about to blow a gasket and gets a bit incoherent.

edit: That said, it has more vim and vigor than my feeble attempt at a rant.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I think I do, but if I do not, please, spell it out for me.

Everybody in this thread is making fun of themselves, except for you.