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UnSermon for Saturday, September 18th, 2004
« Reply #15 on: September 18, 2004, 09:56:41 pm »
Aren't all religions really jokes disguised as religions?

aini
Mary: Let me ask you something.
[Grabs his hand]
Mary: Why are you alive?
John Preston: [Breaks free] I'm alive... I live... to safeguard the continuity of this great society. To serve Libria.
Mary: It's circular. You exist to continue your existence. What's the point?
John Preston: What's the point of your existence?
Mary: To feel. 'Cause you've never done it, you can never know it. But it's as vital as breath. And without it, without love, without anger, without sorrow, breath is just a clock... ticking.

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« Reply #16 on: September 18, 2004, 10:17:02 pm »
Quote from: CannedLizard
Your one commandment (as it were) is pretty much the way I live my life.


no offense canned lizard, but that's one commandment for pussies. if i didn't do stuff because it hurt, then i might as well curl up up into a fucking ball an die.
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« Reply #17 on: September 19, 2004, 12:49:46 am »
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Your one commandment (as it were) is pretty much the way I live my life.


no offense canned lizard, but that's one commandment for pussies. if i didn't do stuff because it hurt, then i might as well curl up up into a fucking ball an die.


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« Reply #18 on: September 19, 2004, 07:24:43 am »
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Quote from: Hotsuma
only roger is allowed to give sermons.


Here here....

:flings pie and jello at dorky paladin:


I'm not a Paladin.  I'm a Cleric.  Sheesh.  Read a Player's Handbook sometime.

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« Reply #19 on: September 19, 2004, 07:26:58 am »
:uses Devil Squerrel as a shield:

:flings jell-o molotav back in Hugh's direction:


Paladin, cleric, whatever....Devil Squerrel will eat you no matter what you may be :twisted:

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« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2004, 07:28:20 am »
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:uses Devil Squerrel as a shield:

:flings jell-o molotav back in Hugh's direction:


Paladin, cleric, whatever....Devil Squerrel will eat you no matter what you may be :twisted:


Nobody eats me except... um...

Possibly zombies.

I hear zombies do some Cleric eating every now and then.

Yeah.  That sounds right.  'Cause skeletons don't really need to eat, and Liches would just buy food.  Course, could be a ghoul or a ghast, but they're not too scary.  Aside from the paralysis.

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« Reply #21 on: September 19, 2004, 08:40:20 am »
Quote from: Donkeyotay
:uses Devil Squerrel as a shield:

:flings jell-o molotav back in Hugh's direction:


Paladin, cleric, whatever....Devil Squerrel will eat you no matter what you may be :twisted:


True about DS.

But Donkey, why the hate, man?
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« Reply #22 on: September 19, 2004, 09:17:15 am »
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSC
Quote from: Donkeyotay
:uses Devil Squerrel as a shield:

:flings jell-o molotav back in Hugh's direction:


Paladin, cleric, whatever....Devil Squerrel will eat you no matter what you may be :twisted:


True about DS.

But Donkey, why the hate, man?


Hey....Just talkin some shit...havin fun....he's so easy to target with the cheesy posts....Really though, I got nothin against him... :shock:

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« Reply #23 on: September 19, 2004, 09:20:14 am »
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Quote from: Donkeyotay
:uses Devil Squerrel as a shield:

:flings jell-o molotav back in Hugh's direction:


Paladin, cleric, whatever....Devil Squerrel will eat you no matter what you may be :twisted:


Nobody eats me except... um...

Possibly zombies.

I hear zombies do some Cleric eating every now and then.

Yeah.  That sounds right.  'Cause skeletons don't really need to eat, and Liches would just buy food.  Course, could be a ghoul or a ghast, but they're not too scary.  Aside from the paralysis.


Devil Squerrel ate Paladine and Takhesis....I think I heard her say that Aumanator (is that right D&D geeks?) is next :shock:

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« Reply #24 on: September 19, 2004, 09:32:39 am »
Quote from: Donkeyotay
Quote from: Revered Son Eric
Quote from: Donkeyotay
:uses Devil Squerrel as a shield:

:flings jell-o molotav back in Hugh's direction:


Paladin, cleric, whatever....Devil Squerrel will eat you no matter what you may be :twisted:


Nobody eats me except... um...

Possibly zombies.

I hear zombies do some Cleric eating every now and then.

Yeah.  That sounds right.  'Cause skeletons don't really need to eat, and Liches would just buy food.  Course, could be a ghoul or a ghast, but they're not too scary.  Aside from the paralysis.


Devil Squerrel ate Paladine and Takhesis....I think I heard her say that Aumanator (is that right D&D geeks?) is next :shock:


You mean Lord Ao, the Uncaring?

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« Reply #25 on: September 19, 2004, 11:26:28 am »
or, stfu nub.
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« Reply #26 on: September 19, 2004, 01:59:31 pm »
But Amaunator's a totally different setting!  And dead.  I think.  Bring the ketchup, then.
Be a thief--make/take a joke!  And never throw a banana at the wall, you never know when it will turn into a monkey-loving chimp.  

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« Reply #27 on: September 19, 2004, 03:12:13 pm »
I was always a fan of Lord Ao's.  Who needs worshippers when you're the Overgod?

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« Reply #28 on: September 19, 2004, 03:40:21 pm »
strange all indications are that you're a big fan of this paladine fiction.
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« Reply #29 on: September 19, 2004, 05:20:25 pm »
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strange all indications are that you're a big fan of this paladine fiction.


It's not fiction, thank you kindly.  In the reality in which I exist, at least.

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