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Started by slarti_again, June 21, 2011, 02:14:11 AM

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slarti_again

June 21, 2011, 02:14:11 AM
Hello all. I don't know how many people will remember me, I was pretty active around here 6 or 7 years ago as Slartibartfast, although for the most part I was a stupid naive kid at the time, didn't really contribute much. How's everyone doing? Any old-timers still around?

Doktor Howl

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June 21, 2011, 02:36:07 AM
Quote from: slarti_again on June 21, 2011, 02:14:11 AM
Hello all. I don't know how many people will remember me, I was pretty active around here 6 or 7 years ago as Slartibartfast, although for the most part I was a stupid naive kid at the time, didn't really contribute much. How's everyone doing? Any old-timers still around?

Yeah, there's a few.  Cain (Scribe), ECH (Turd Ferguson), myself, LMNO, Fred, a few others.
Molon Lube

slarti_again

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June 21, 2011, 02:43:32 AM
Interesting. How have you been?

Doktor Howl

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June 21, 2011, 02:44:53 AM
Quote from: slarti_again on June 21, 2011, 02:43:32 AM
Interesting. How have you been?

Fair to middling.  A couple of instances of my heart being unpatriotic with regard to my body, and a brain virus.  Other than that, it's been sunshine & roses.

You?
Molon Lube

Eater of Clowns

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June 21, 2011, 02:46:32 AM
Few are left.  The old ones become slow and weak and we hunt them with vigor and feast.  Except for a few.

Age is a terrible thing sometimes.  It creates ancient and vicious creatures, their strength a treacherous one.  They are the only ones remaining.
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Doktor Howl

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June 21, 2011, 02:49:27 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 21, 2011, 02:46:32 AM
Few are left.  The old ones become slow and weak and we hunt them with vigor and feast.  Except for a few.

Age is a terrible thing sometimes.  It creates ancient and vicious creatures, their strength a treacherous one.  They are the only ones remaining.

Yeah, you bastards finally took TGRR down.  I never thought I'd see the day.
Molon Lube

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

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June 21, 2011, 03:18:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 21, 2011, 02:49:27 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 21, 2011, 02:46:32 AM
Few are left.  The old ones become slow and weak and we hunt them with vigor and feast.  Except for a few.

Age is a terrible thing sometimes.  It creates ancient and vicious creatures, their strength a treacherous one.  They are the only ones remaining.

Yeah, you bastards finally took TGRR down.  I never thought I'd see the day.

Are we really sure he's gone? I mean, if we say his name three times fast is he going to magically appear and embed a tomahawk in your skull or something?
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Doktor Howl

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June 21, 2011, 03:29:44 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 21, 2011, 03:18:46 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 21, 2011, 02:49:27 AM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on June 21, 2011, 02:46:32 AM
Few are left.  The old ones become slow and weak and we hunt them with vigor and feast.  Except for a few.

Age is a terrible thing sometimes.  It creates ancient and vicious creatures, their strength a treacherous one.  They are the only ones remaining.

Yeah, you bastards finally took TGRR down.  I never thought I'd see the day.

Are we really sure he's gone? I mean, if we say his name three times fast is he going to magically appear and embed a tomahawk in your skull or something?

That's the problem.  Bitches just don't know.

Molon Lube

Telarus

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June 21, 2011, 08:09:35 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 21, 2011, 03:29:44 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 21, 2011, 03:18:46 AM
Are we really sure he's gone? I mean, if we say his name three times fast is he going to magically appear and embed a tomahawk in your skull or something?

That's the problem.  Bitches just don't know.

:spittake:



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Cain

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June 21, 2011, 08:29:51 AM
It's getting to be like an old person's home around here, in internet terms.

I'm just waiting for ECH to pee on the rug and LMNO to grope one of the nurses.

P3nT4gR4m

#10
June 21, 2011, 08:47:24 AM
Quote from: Cain on June 21, 2011, 08:29:51 AM
It's getting to be like an old person's home around here, in internet terms.

I'm just waiting for ECH to pee on the rug and LMNO to grope one of the nurses.

I find it hard to believe that both these things haven't happened already  :eek:

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#11
June 21, 2011, 01:28:10 PM
It is inconceivable. 

I'm sure I wasn't here when you were here but I've been here for awhile now.  So I guess I'm an old-timer newbie. 
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