ATTN: TRIXIE

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I AM TRYING TO SHIT ON YOU AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY BUT YOUR MATERIAL IS KIND OF UNMEMORABLE

WORK HARDER

I DON'T HAVE MUCH SPARE TIME FOR THIS SO I PRETTY MUCH ONLY SKIM FOR KEYWORDS. TRY TO BE CONCISE.

[Doktor Howl]

Trix, you really should feel privileged.  Nigel is a very, very busy Dark Empress, and given that she's taken a bit of her very precious spare time to shit on you, I think you should show a little gratitude. 

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Kids these days got no appreciation.

[Doktor Howl]

Kids these days got no appreciation.

RITE?

I mean, here you are taking valuable time away from having hipsters flogged through the streets, and he acts like you've got all fucking day.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Kids these days got no appreciation.

RITE?

I mean, here you are taking valuable time away from having hipsters flogged through the streets, and he acts like you've got all fucking day.

It's like he expects to have everything handed to him on a fucking platter.

[Doktor Howl]

Kids these days got no appreciation.

RITE?

I mean, here you are taking valuable time away from having hipsters flogged through the streets, and he acts like you've got all fucking day.

It's like he expects to have everything handed to him on a fucking platter.

Well, now you've driven him into "lurking logged out" mode.

I hope you're happy.  It's exactly this sort of tyranny that has made your name anathema everywhere West of the Rockies.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Kids these days got no appreciation.

RITE?

I mean, here you are taking valuable time away from having hipsters flogged through the streets, and he acts like you've got all fucking day.

It's like he expects to have everything handed to him on a fucking platter.

Well, now you've driven him into "lurking logged out" mode.

I hope you're happy.  It's exactly this sort of tyranny that has made your name anathema everywhere West of the Rockies.

It's because I'm such a terrible person. 

[Doktor Howl]

Kids these days got no appreciation.

RITE?

I mean, here you are taking valuable time away from having hipsters flogged through the streets, and he acts like you've got all fucking day.

It's like he expects to have everything handed to him on a fucking platter.

Well, now you've driven him into "lurking logged out" mode.

I hope you're happy.  It's exactly this sort of tyranny that has made your name anathema everywhere West of the Rockies.

It's because I'm such a terrible person. 

This is why we can't have nice things.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Kids these days got no appreciation.

RITE?

I mean, here you are taking valuable time away from having hipsters flogged through the streets, and he acts like you've got all fucking day.

It's like he expects to have everything handed to him on a fucking platter.

Well, now you've driven him into "lurking logged out" mode.

I hope you're happy.  It's exactly this sort of tyranny that has made your name anathema everywhere West of the Rockies.

It's because I'm such a terrible person.  

This is why we can't have nice things.

I can't help it. I'm half Orkadian.

[Doktor Howl]

Kids these days got no appreciation.

RITE?

I mean, here you are taking valuable time away from having hipsters flogged through the streets, and he acts like you've got all fucking day.

It's like he expects to have everything handed to him on a fucking platter.

Well, now you've driven him into "lurking logged out" mode.

I hope you're happy.  It's exactly this sort of tyranny that has made your name anathema everywhere West of the Rockies.

It's because I'm such a terrible person.  

This is why we can't have nice things.

I can't help it. I'm half Orkadian.

Well, that explains all the missing hobos.

I was beginning to think the pipe guy was loose again.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Kids these days got no appreciation.

RITE?

I mean, here you are taking valuable time away from having hipsters flogged through the streets, and he acts like you've got all fucking day.

It's like he expects to have everything handed to him on a fucking platter.

Well, now you've driven him into "lurking logged out" mode.

I hope you're happy.  It's exactly this sort of tyranny that has made your name anathema everywhere West of the Rockies.

It's because I'm such a terrible person.  

This is why we can't have nice things.

I can't help it. I'm half Orkadian.

Well, that explains all the missing hobos.

I was beginning to think the pipe guy was loose again.

A girl's gotta eat.

[Doktor Howl]

A girl's gotta eat.

"An army travels on its stomach.  Or vice-versa."
- Dark Empress Nigel

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

A girl's gotta eat.

"An army travels on its stomach.  Or vice-versa."
- Dark Empress Nigel

[Doktor Howl]

A girl's gotta eat.

"An army travels on its stomach.  Or vice-versa."
- Dark Empress Nigel

"Anyway, those guys are still in the army.  Technically."
- Dark Empress Nigel, again.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

A girl's gotta eat.

"An army travels on its stomach.  Or vice-versa."
- Dark Empress Nigel

"Anyway, those guys are still in the army.  Technically."
- Dark Empress Nigel, again.

WELL, THEY ARE.