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Doktor Howl

June 28, 2011, 01:50:44 PM
Knock that shit off.  What the HELL is wrong with you?
Molon Lube

LMNO

#1
June 28, 2011, 01:54:16 PM
I'm HELPING!


Besides, once the cat got into the plumbing, we had to wait for it to reach the U-Joint before the eggplant would fit.  Why else would we need the gunpowder?

Doktor Howl

#2
June 28, 2011, 01:55:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 28, 2011, 01:54:16 PM
I'm HELPING!


Besides, once the cat got into the plumbing, we had to wait for it to reach the U-Joint before the eggplant would fit.  Why else would we need the gunpowder?

I'M REASONABLY CERTAIN THAT ISN'T PROPER PROCEDURE.  AND YOU OWE ME A CAT.
Molon Lube

LMNO

#3
June 28, 2011, 02:03:50 PM
I filled out a form.





...No, I scratched that bit out there.  See? I penciled in "pint of pulque requisitioned for medicinal purposes," right there.




What? It's initialed and current dated.  It passed muster with Change Control...


Doktor Howl

#4
June 28, 2011, 02:05:22 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 28, 2011, 02:03:50 PM
I filled out a form.





...No, I scratched that bit out there.  See? I penciled in "pint of pulque requisitioned for medicinal purposes," right there.




What? It's initialed and current dated.  It passed muster with Change Control...




You fed my cat pulque?  :crankey:

He'll be shitting in my boots for a week.  :tgrr:
Molon Lube

LMNO

#5
June 28, 2011, 02:07:07 PM
Not if it's still in the plumbing.

Doktor Howl

#6
June 28, 2011, 02:08:49 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 28, 2011, 02:07:07 PM
Not if it's still in the plumbing.

KITTY!  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Molon Lube

Cainad (dec.)

#7
June 28, 2011, 02:30:26 PM
Guys, we just got a call from the New York MTA. They want their orange cones and staplers back. What should I tell them?

AFK

#8
June 28, 2011, 03:05:39 PM
That we just need a little more time to get them shiny and clean.

After you ask them how to get access to an industrial sized vats of bleach and peroxide. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Pterodactyl Handler

#9
June 28, 2011, 03:07:04 PM

Suu

#10
June 28, 2011, 03:08:46 PM
I'm sorry! The light is out in my kitchen and I didn't realize I put milk of magnesia in my damn cream sauce!
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Thurnez Isa

#11
June 28, 2011, 03:35:18 PM
It's not my fault... I blame society... or something
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Don Coyote

#12
June 28, 2011, 03:37:08 PM
YALL JUST NEED TO CHILL THE FUCK OUT AND SMOKE A BOWL!!!!!!

Also, I think I have someone else's pants.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
June 28, 2011, 03:41:16 PM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Freeky

#14
June 28, 2011, 05:52:09 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 01:50:44 PM
Knock that shit off.  What the HELL is wrong with you?

I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME THING!!! WHY AREN'T YOU SHARING THAT SHIT WITH ME?  :crankey:
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