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"She was asking for it"

Started by Mesozoic Mister Nigel, June 28, 2011, 04:29:42 PM

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Doktor Howl

#15
June 28, 2011, 07:14:17 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 28, 2011, 07:10:39 PM
BRB, RAPING THE CFO FOR WEARING A SKIRT.

BRB, RAPING LMNO FOR WEARING THAT SEXY-ASS HAT!
Molon Lube

LMNO

#16
June 28, 2011, 07:15:25 PM
BRB, RAPING DOK HOWL FOR THAT DEAD SEXY BALD HEAD.


WEAR THE MOUSTACHE, AND YOU GET THE REACHAROUND.

Doktor Howl

#17
June 28, 2011, 07:18:24 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 28, 2011, 07:15:25 PM
BRB, RAPING DOK HOWL FOR THAT DEAD SEXY BALD HEAD.


WEAR THE MOUSTACHE, AND YOU GET THE REACHAROUND.

DOK,
WEARING TWO (2) MUSTACHES.  WHAT NOW?
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#18
June 28, 2011, 07:18:51 PM
Also, I have only myself to blame.   :cry:
Molon Lube

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

#19
June 28, 2011, 07:19:37 PM
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Conquering an unwilling sex partner is about as much drama as a man can find without shooting a gun— and, of course, guns haven't disappeared either.

Rape and guns, it's what Men™ live for.

P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

LMNO

#20
June 28, 2011, 07:19:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 07:18:24 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 28, 2011, 07:15:25 PM
BRB, RAPING DOK HOWL FOR THAT DEAD SEXY BALD HEAD.


WEAR THE MOUSTACHE, AND YOU GET THE REACHAROUND.

DOK,
WEARING TWO (2) MUSTACHES.  WHAT NOW?

ZALGO PORN.

Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 28, 2011, 07:18:51 PM
Also, I have only myself to blame.   :cry:

TRUTH™.

BabylonHoruv

#21
June 28, 2011, 07:24:52 PM
Don't undress in front of a male masseuse?  The fuck?  Are you supposed to keep your clothes on at the gynecologist too?

You're a special case, Babylon.  You are offensive even when you don't post.

Merely by being alive, you make everyone just a little more miserable

-Dok Howl

LMNO

#22
June 28, 2011, 07:27:56 PM
Quote from: BabylonHoruv on June 28, 2011, 07:24:52 PM
Don't undress in front of a male masseuse?  The fuck?  Are you supposed to keep your clothes on at the gynecologist too?

UNLESS YOU WANT TO GET RAPED.

Jenne

#23
June 28, 2011, 07:35:09 PM


YOU GONNA GET RAEPD



This is actually a pretty creepy picture.

LMNO

#24
June 28, 2011, 07:38:55 PM
I am highly amused that the speculum is shining like some sort of Holy Object™.

AFK

#25
June 28, 2011, 07:39:53 PM
or Unholy Terror!

I'm glad I'm a guy. 
Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Luna

#26
June 28, 2011, 07:52:11 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD on June 28, 2011, 07:38:55 PM
I am highly amused that the speculum is shining like some sort of Holy Object™.

My first thought:  I KNEW the fucking things are made of ice!
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Cardinal Pizza Deliverance.

#27
June 28, 2011, 08:12:48 PM
Clearly the bozo who wrote the article has some problems with rational thought. And/or he thinks being a douche will get him recognized somehow. Perhaps he aspires to be the next Glen Beck?

What a bunch of hogswallow.
Weevil-Infested Badfun Wrongsex Referee From The 9th Earth
Slick and Deranged Wombat of Manhood Questioning
Hulking Dormouse of Lust and DESPAIR™
Gatling Geyser of Rainbow AIDS

"The only way we can ever change anything is to look in the mirror and find no enemy." - Akala  'Find No Enemy'.

Thurnez Isa

#28
June 28, 2011, 08:27:49 PM
If the author believes what he said he should be arguing to bring in the burqa
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

Adios

#29
June 28, 2011, 08:28:55 PM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on June 28, 2011, 08:27:49 PM
If the author believes what he said he should be arguing to bring in the burqa staked out on a bed of fire ants.

Fixed that.
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