Well, I'm fucked.

[Adios]

You're double fucked now Howl. Man gets ticket for flipping another driver the finger.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2011/06/28/dnt.man.flips.bird.KSDK?hpt=hp_t2

[Cainad (dec.)]

also,

NO STANDING ANY TIME

For our foreign posters who suspect they may have a hard time interpreting signs in America if they come for a visit, allow me to interpret these for you, from top to bottom:

"Unnecessary Noise Prohibited" <-- pretty self-explanatory

Next, those two "One Way" signs mean you have to add the vectors and can only go in that direction until the sign is out of view.

"Bleecker Street" is a reference to a Simon and Garfunkel song, while "Leroy Street" is a reference to Leeroy Jenkins. Neither are meant to be taken seriously.

The yellow sign is telling you that the clubhouse for people with ButtCannons is located to the lower left.

"No Parking" on the metal post, you spag!

[Doktor Howl]

 

[maphdet]

AH shit.

[maphdet]

Also-I'm sharing this.

You're double fucked now Howl. Man gets ticket for flipping another driver the finger.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2011/06/28/dnt.man.flips.bird.KSDK?hpt=hp_t2

[Doktor Howl]

Also-I'm sharing this.

You're double fucked now Howl. Man gets ticket for flipping another driver the finger.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2011/06/28/dnt.man.flips.bird.KSDK?hpt=hp_t2

That's a felony here.

[maphdet]

Also-I'm sharing this.

You're double fucked now Howl. Man gets ticket for flipping another driver the finger.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2011/06/28/dnt.man.flips.bird.KSDK?hpt=hp_t2

That's a felony here.

Sharing or flipping the finger?
=)

[Adios]

Also-I'm sharing this.

You're double fucked now Howl. Man gets ticket for flipping another driver the finger.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2011/06/28/dnt.man.flips.bird.KSDK?hpt=hp_t2

That's a felony here.

Are you fucking serious?

[Freeky]

Yeah, man, road rage laws.

[Doktor Howl]

Doesn't stop anyone, of course. 

[Adios]

I don't know if I could drive without my middle finger extended.

[Doktor Howl]

I don't know if I could drive without my middle finger extended.

Are you a felon?

Ask yourself if you have any of the following symptoms:  Expressing frustration, cursing, yelling, gesturing to other drivers.

[Adios]

I don't know if I could drive without my middle finger extended.

Are you a felon?

Ask yourself if you have any of the following symptoms:  Expressing frustration, cursing, yelling, gesturing to other drivers.

Guilty as charged your Honor. Are you the ignorant fuckwit that cut me off at that damn corner?

[Doktor Howl]

I don't know if I could drive without my middle finger extended.

Are you a felon?

Ask yourself if you have any of the following symptoms:  Expressing frustration, cursing, yelling, gesturing to other drivers.

Guilty as charged your Honor. Are you the ignorant fuckwit that cut me off at that damn corner?

Sassing a judge here gets you 12-24 months.

[Adios]

I don't know if I could drive without my middle finger extended.

Are you a felon?

Ask yourself if you have any of the following symptoms:  Expressing frustration, cursing, yelling, gesturing to other drivers.

Guilty as charged your Honor. Are you the ignorant fuckwit that cut me off at that damn corner?

Sassing a judge here gets you 12-24 months.

Jesus Christ. I would have gone to jail at my divorce. The judge pissed me off and then he started to storm out of the courtroom. I yelled "Kevin!!" (his name) He stopped, spun around and then I got my say.

My filter between my mouth and my brain is borked.