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Started by Doktor Howl, June 29, 2011, 12:17:16 AM

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#15
June 29, 2011, 04:05:36 PM
You're double fucked now Howl. Man gets ticket for flipping another driver the finger.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2011/06/28/dnt.man.flips.bird.KSDK?hpt=hp_t2

Cainad (dec.)

#16
June 29, 2011, 04:13:44 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on June 29, 2011, 11:43:55 AM


also,

NO STANDING ANY TIME



For our foreign posters who suspect they may have a hard time interpreting signs in America if they come for a visit, allow me to interpret these for you, from top to bottom:

"Unnecessary Noise Prohibited" <-- pretty self-explanatory

Next, those two "One Way" signs mean you have to add the vectors and can only go in that direction until the sign is out of view.

"Bleecker Street" is a reference to a Simon and Garfunkel song, while "Leroy Street" is a reference to Leeroy Jenkins. Neither are meant to be taken seriously.

The yellow sign is telling you that the clubhouse for people with ButtCannons is located to the lower left.

"No Parking" on the metal post, you spag!

Doktor Howl

#17
June 29, 2011, 05:17:43 PM
 :lulz:
Molon Lube

maphdet

#18
June 29, 2011, 11:24:39 PM
I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbequed iguana-

maphdet

#19
June 29, 2011, 11:26:57 PM
Also-I'm sharing this.

Quote from: Charley Brown on June 29, 2011, 04:05:36 PM
You're double fucked now Howl. Man gets ticket for flipping another driver the finger.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2011/06/28/dnt.man.flips.bird.KSDK?hpt=hp_t2
I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbequed iguana-

Doktor Howl

#20
June 29, 2011, 11:55:47 PM
Quote from: maphdet on June 29, 2011, 11:26:57 PM
Also-I'm sharing this.

Quote from: Charley Brown on June 29, 2011, 04:05:36 PM
You're double fucked now Howl. Man gets ticket for flipping another driver the finger.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2011/06/28/dnt.man.flips.bird.KSDK?hpt=hp_t2

That's a felony here.
Molon Lube

maphdet

#21
June 29, 2011, 11:57:25 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 11:55:47 PM
Quote from: maphdet on June 29, 2011, 11:26:57 PM
Also-I'm sharing this.

Quote from: Charley Brown on June 29, 2011, 04:05:36 PM
You're double fucked now Howl. Man gets ticket for flipping another driver the finger.

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2011/06/28/dnt.man.flips.bird.KSDK?hpt=hp_t2

That's a felony here.

Sharing or flipping the finger?
=)
I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbequed iguana-

Adios

#22
June 30, 2011, 12:01:03 AM

Freeky

#23
June 30, 2011, 12:08:39 AM
Yeah, man, road rage laws.

Doktor Howl

#24
June 30, 2011, 12:09:54 AM
Doesn't stop anyone, of course. 
Molon Lube

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#25
June 30, 2011, 12:10:59 AM
I don't know if I could drive without my middle finger extended.

Doktor Howl

#26
June 30, 2011, 12:12:10 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 12:10:59 AM
I don't know if I could drive without my middle finger extended.

Are you a felon?

Ask yourself if you have any of the following symptoms:  Expressing frustration, cursing, yelling, gesturing to other drivers.
Molon Lube

Adios

#27
June 30, 2011, 12:13:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 12:12:10 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 12:10:59 AM
I don't know if I could drive without my middle finger extended.

Are you a felon?

Ask yourself if you have any of the following symptoms:  Expressing frustration, cursing, yelling, gesturing to other drivers.

Guilty as charged your Honor. Are you the ignorant fuckwit that cut me off at that damn corner?

Doktor Howl

#28
June 30, 2011, 12:14:33 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 12:13:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 12:12:10 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 12:10:59 AM
I don't know if I could drive without my middle finger extended.

Are you a felon?

Ask yourself if you have any of the following symptoms:  Expressing frustration, cursing, yelling, gesturing to other drivers.

Guilty as charged your Honor. Are you the ignorant fuckwit that cut me off at that damn corner?

Sassing a judge here gets you 12-24 months.
Molon Lube

Adios

#29
June 30, 2011, 12:17:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 12:14:33 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 12:13:44 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 30, 2011, 12:12:10 AM
Quote from: Charley Brown on June 30, 2011, 12:10:59 AM
I don't know if I could drive without my middle finger extended.

Are you a felon?

Ask yourself if you have any of the following symptoms:  Expressing frustration, cursing, yelling, gesturing to other drivers.

Guilty as charged your Honor. Are you the ignorant fuckwit that cut me off at that damn corner?

Sassing a judge here gets you 12-24 months.

Jesus Christ. I would have gone to jail at my divorce. The judge pissed me off and then he started to storm out of the courtroom. I yelled "Kevin!!" (his name) He stopped, spun around and then I got my say.

My filter between my mouth and my brain is borked.
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