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Started by Doktor Howl, June 29, 2011, 12:17:16 AM

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Doktor Howl

June 29, 2011, 12:17:16 AM
Molon Lube

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#1
June 29, 2011, 12:21:46 AM
 :lulz:
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#2
June 29, 2011, 12:22:22 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 12:17:16 AM


Armadillo?



Only if the dillo has a license...!


*rimshot*
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East Coast Hustle

#3
June 29, 2011, 12:23:16 AM
You moved to Peoria? :?

If so, then yeah, you are.
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The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Doktor Howl

#4
June 29, 2011, 12:24:34 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 29, 2011, 12:23:16 AM
You moved to Peoria? :?

If so, then yeah, you are.

No, but I can see the writing on the wall, Hustle.  It's only a matter of time before something like that rolls up while I'm hassling golfers, and that's the last you'll ever hear of me.
Molon Lube

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#5
June 29, 2011, 12:31:57 AM
Oh wow.  :lulz:
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Cainad (dec.)

#6
June 29, 2011, 12:58:27 AM
Oh no, you guys!





PIGFUCKERS! FILTHY WHORING PIGFUCKERS, ALL OF YOU! UUUUUUUUUNNNNNNG!
             \

Doktor Howl

#7
June 29, 2011, 12:58:47 AM
Quote from: Cainad on June 29, 2011, 12:58:27 AM
Oh no, you guys!





PIGFUCKERS! FILTHY WHORING PIGFUCKERS, ALL OF YOU! UUUUUUUUUNNNNNNG!
             \


:lulz:
Molon Lube

East Coast Hustle

#8
June 29, 2011, 01:21:23 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 12:24:34 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 29, 2011, 12:23:16 AM
You moved to Peoria? :?

If so, then yeah, you are.

No, but I can see the writing on the wall, Hustle.  It's only a matter of time before something like that rolls up while I'm hassling golfers, and that's the last you'll ever hear of me.

Au Contraire.

Without you around, there will be nothing to justify the expense and effort of building and maintaining such a behemoth. As long as a Law Enforcement-related cottage industry depends on you you're probably safer than any of us.
Rabid Colostomy Hole Jammer of the Coming Apocalypse™

The Devil is in the details; God is in the nuance.


Some yahoo yelled at me, saying 'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH', and I thought, "I'm feeling generous today.  Why not BOTH?"

Freeky

#9
June 29, 2011, 02:04:07 AM
Fucking Peoria. :lulz:

Thurnez Isa

#10
June 29, 2011, 02:46:25 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 12:24:34 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 29, 2011, 12:23:16 AM
You moved to Peoria? :?

If so, then yeah, you are.

No, but I can see the writing on the wall, Hustle.  It's only a matter of time before something like that rolls up while I'm hassling golfers, and that's the last you'll ever hear of me.

Personally I think golfers are a nuisance
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#11
June 29, 2011, 08:06:16 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 29, 2011, 12:58:47 AM
Quote from: Cainad on June 29, 2011, 12:58:27 AM
Oh no, you guys!





PIGFUCKERS! FILTHY WHORING PIGFUCKERS, ALL OF YOU! UUUUUUUUUNNNNNNG!
             \


:lulz:

I'd say the joke's on the man.  There appears to be a fuel tank near the passenger entrance to a cab I'm sure is full of jolly old boom!  I'm certain you'd have it handled yourself, but if this happens to you on my turf one day, I beg you, do EXACTLY as the picture shows and wait for the signal. (it may be loud like most of my signal choices)
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trix

#12
June 29, 2011, 08:10:07 AM
Quote from: Cainad on June 29, 2011, 12:58:27 AM
Oh no, you guys!





PIGFUCKERS! FILTHY WHORING PIGFUCKERS, ALL OF YOU! UUUUUUUUUNNNNNNG!
             \


Dok looks mighty happy to be in there, actually.

Probably just happy to escape all that fuckin snow on the ground.
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#13
June 29, 2011, 11:43:55 AM


also,

NO STANDING ANY TIME

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#14
June 29, 2011, 02:12:19 PM
Quote from: trix on June 29, 2011, 08:10:07 AM
Dok looks mighty happy to be in there, actually.

Probably just happy to escape all that fuckin snow on the ground.

Wazzat?

I thought that was cocaine.
Molon Lube
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