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what's a fuckstock, anyway?

Started by notathing, June 29, 2011, 07:49:20 AM

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notathing

i want to add this word to my lexicon

:boot:

trix

Quote from: Lady Crying Soul on June 29, 2011, 07:49:20 AM
i want to add this word to my lexicon

:boot:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fuckstock
Out of those two definitions, I'm going with "dick".  Mainly because the same website defines assprone as gay.  So, my dick is gay.
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trix

Quote from: trix on June 29, 2011, 08:05:10 AM
Quote from: Lady Crying Soul on June 29, 2011, 07:49:20 AM
i want to add this word to my lexicon

:boot:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fuckstock
Out of those two definitions, I'm going with "dick".  Mainly because the same website defines assprone as gay.  So, my dick is gay.

Crap, it just occurred to me how easily a few words of my last post could be taken out of context one day.

But now that I've already mentioned it, it becomes automatically invalid to use!  I hope.
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Quote from: Cain
Gender is a social construct.  As society, we get to choose your gender.

Faust

A fucksock is a sock you keep beside your bed.

Or its another stupid half apologetic swear word that nerds use to qualify what they are saying when they are too afraid to be hostile, see assclown asshat fuckstick and all the other swears that make me cringe with embarrassment when I hear them.
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trix

Quote from: Lady Crying Soul on June 29, 2011, 07:49:20 AM
i want to add this word to my lexicon

:boot:

Offtopic, is that smiley fucking a boot with it's BEARD?  that's a strange one.
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Quote from: Cain
Gender is a social construct.  As society, we get to choose your gender.

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Quote from: trix on June 29, 2011, 08:07:47 AM
Quote from: trix on June 29, 2011, 08:05:10 AM
Quote from: Lady Crying Soul on June 29, 2011, 07:49:20 AM
i want to add this word to my lexicon

:boot:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fuckstock
Out of those two definitions, I'm going with "dick".  Mainly because the same website defines assprone as gay.  So, my dick is gay.

Crap, it just occurred to me how easily a few words of my last post could be taken out of context one day.

But now that I've already mentioned it, it becomes automatically invalid to use!  I hope.

You say you're from Wisconsin, but I find it hard to think you a native if you still hope stuff.  It says it on the freaking signs on the highway.

                                                                      Welcome to Wisconsin
                                                                 Abandon all hope ye who enter
                                                                    Abandon all dope as well
                                                                      It will not get you laid
                                                              We have concealed carry laws now

Hoping HERE on these forums is more like jumping on a grenade you threw yourself just to get attention.  Amusing to some and mostly just retarded.(in the biblical sense)  
If you're gonna rep this state pick up your stones and act like a primate that knows what it's like to walk upright after being totally fucked.

Just my take.  Best of luck with that hope shit, but leave it in the box K? :wink:
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Lies

I don't know what a fuckstock *is* exactly, all I know for sure is, it's totally ass prone.
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Ask the slaves of today tied down to sweatshops and brothels to escape hunger;
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Quote from: trix on June 29, 2011, 08:05:10 AM
Quote from: Lady Crying Soul on June 29, 2011, 07:49:20 AM
i want to add this word to my lexicon

:boot:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fuckstock
Out of those two definitions, I'm going with "dick".  Mainly because the same website defines assprone as gay.  So, my dick is gay.

Jesus.

Just shut up. Lurk more. For like, a year or three. You look like a tool when you try to give a straight answer to something that's an old inside joke.
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trix

Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 29, 2011, 09:01:52 AM
Quote from: trix on June 29, 2011, 08:05:10 AM
Quote from: Lady Crying Soul on June 29, 2011, 07:49:20 AM
i want to add this word to my lexicon

:boot:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fuckstock
Out of those two definitions, I'm going with "dick".  Mainly because the same website defines assprone as gay.  So, my dick is gay.

Jesus.

Just shut up. Lurk more. For like, a year or three. You look like a tool when you try to give a straight answer to something that's an old inside joke.

Looked like a legit question to me.  Obviously.

Thing is, I could lurk for years and not get every single inside joke, because there are thousands of threads and it's not reasonably possible to be up on all of them.  I lurk a lot, I get quite a few of the inside jokes, but all of them?  Seriously?
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Quote from: Cain
Gender is a social construct.  As society, we get to choose your gender.

Faust

Quote from: trix on June 29, 2011, 09:28:25 AM
Quote from: Fuck You One-Eye on June 29, 2011, 09:01:52 AM
Quote from: trix on June 29, 2011, 08:05:10 AM
Quote from: Lady Crying Soul on June 29, 2011, 07:49:20 AM
i want to add this word to my lexicon

:boot:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fuckstock
Out of those two definitions, I'm going with "dick".  Mainly because the same website defines assprone as gay.  So, my dick is gay.

Jesus.

Just shut up. Lurk more. For like, a year or three. You look like a tool when you try to give a straight answer to something that's an old inside joke.

Looked like a legit question to me.  Obviously.

Thing is, I could lurk for years and not get every single inside joke, because there are thousands of threads and it's not reasonably possible to be up on all of them.  I lurk a lot, I get quite a few of the inside jokes, but all of them?  Seriously?

Don't worry.
I've been here for years and I still don't get half the in jokes, or I just don't remember them.
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Cain

All you need to know about fuckstock is that it is assprone.

Cain

Quote from: trix on June 29, 2011, 08:12:08 AM
Quote from: Lady Crying Soul on June 29, 2011, 07:49:20 AM
i want to add this word to my lexicon

:boot:

Offtopic, is that smiley fucking a boot with it's BEARD?  that's a strange one.

No.

That white thing is a kitten, in a boot.

GIGGLES

Quote from: Lady Crying Soul on June 29, 2011, 07:49:20 AM
i want to add this word to my lexicon

:boot:

COME INTO MY OFFICE AND I WILL SHOW YUO!

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Isn't it an insult made up by the same troll who gave us "You candle-sniffing fuckfence, go climb a wall of dicks"?

Who may or may not be the guy who also came had the genius line "Why don't you go DRiVE that CAMO TURD FIERO OFF A SHORT CLIFF!? You should take a short walk on a LONG PIER, ASSFACEHOLE!" God I wish I knew that guy.
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Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on June 30, 2011, 03:03:27 AM
Isn't it an insult made up by the same troll who gave us "You candle-sniffing fuckfence, go climb a wall of dicks"?

Who may or may not be the guy who also came had the genius line "Why don't you go DRiVE that CAMO TURD FIERO OFF A SHORT CLIFF!? You should take a short walk on a LONG PIER, ASSFACEHOLE!" God I wish I knew that guy.

It's an FCism, from back when they still discussed businesses.
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