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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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FISTING AND YOU

Started by Buddha's Ghost Penis, December 01, 2009, 07:21:40 AM

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The Dark Monk

Quote from: Nasturtiums on December 02, 2009, 05:45:59 AM
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on December 01, 2009, 05:04:57 PM
I'm pretty sure there is a joke somewhere here involving digitalis. 

When fisting, always remember to put on a foxglove?

I am quite partial to using fishhooks so as to make a permanent rectal/vaginal fisting living statue.
I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
~MIAB~

LMNO

TDM, please do a Google search on "Digitalis" and "Foxglove".


Shibboleet The Annihilator


Freeky


AFK

Cynicism is a blank check for failure.

Payne

JESUS LOVES FISTING BONO!

(I was gonna post the relevent story, but it appears POEE is no longer working)

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