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How come none of you told me
« on: June 30, 2011, 10:08:12 pm »
the muppets have their own youtube channel

and its popular as hell too. Why was I not aware of this?

also what the holy hell drugged out schizophrenic tripping on glue and oil is this fucking madness?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCRUPWDIgYM&feature=related
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Re: How come none of you told me
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2011, 10:25:45 pm »
:lulz:
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Re: How come none of you told me
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2011, 10:39:46 pm »
now that's fucking cool.

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Re: How come none of you told me
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2011, 11:27:22 pm »
the muppets have their own youtube channel

and its popular as hell too. Why was I not aware of this?

also what the holy hell drugged out schizophrenic tripping on glue and oil is this fucking madness?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCRUPWDIgYM&feature=related


Because you didn't ask.   :p
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Re: How come none of you told me
« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2011, 11:31:58 pm »
the muppets have their own youtube channel

and its popular as hell too. Why was I not aware of this?

also what the holy hell drugged out schizophrenic tripping on glue and oil is this fucking madness?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCRUPWDIgYM&feature=related

:lulz:

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Re: How come none of you told me
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2011, 12:05:51 am »
There's gonna be a new Muppet movie soon, too...

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Re: How come none of you told me
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2011, 02:07:01 am »
Where The Wild Muppets Are ?

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Re: How come none of you told me
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2011, 03:28:59 am »
also what the holy hell drugged out schizophrenic tripping on glue and oil is this fucking madness?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCRUPWDIgYM&feature=related

That reminds me of Meet the Feebles, which is also awesome.
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Re: How come none of you told me
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2011, 01:23:24 pm »
There are many, many awesome, classic, funny as fuck moments from the original Muppet Show.  Like, pretty much all of them, except any that have Rizzo in it.  I hate that guy.

But this one is definitely my all time-favorite:

The Jabberwocky:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGCJFFxoHJ4

Man, why can't they make TV shows like this anymore? 
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Re: How come none of you told me
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2011, 01:43:06 pm »
But this one is definitely my all time-favorite:

The Jabberwocky:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGCJFFxoHJ4


I love you man, but this one still kills me, every time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdIGDOgr4Ps

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Re: How come none of you told me
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2011, 02:19:00 pm »
But this one is definitely my all time-favorite:

The Jabberwocky:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGCJFFxoHJ4


I love you man, but this one still kills me, every time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdIGDOgr4Ps

Ah, gods, how could I have forgotten that one?  Thank you!
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Re: How come none of you told me
« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2011, 02:21:24 pm »
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Re: How come none of you told me
« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2011, 05:24:50 pm »

Man, why can't they make TV shows like this anymore? 

I think the Muppets fell apart in the late 90's when they started to try to appeal more to kids, which was weird cause the original idea was to appeal to an older demographic while sesame street was for the kids. Go back and watch the really old Muppets shows and you'll see there was a lot of jokes you missed as a kid. Stuff that just went over your head, including sexual innuendos and even some political satire. Judging from what they are doing now it seems they are going back to their roots.
See this is actually pretty funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAtBki0PsC0
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Re: How come none of you told me
« Reply #13 on: July 04, 2011, 02:10:12 pm »
The Muppets: Stars and Stripes Forever

LOL, Sam the Eagle is a teabagger, or at least he has the same level of Constitutional scholarship as the typical teabagger.

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Re: How come none of you told me
« Reply #14 on: July 04, 2011, 02:23:23 pm »
I blame the downfall of the Muppets on this little fucker, here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0WELUxl7gc&NR=1&feature=fvwp
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