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Happy Canada Day
« on: July 01, 2011, 06:42:00 pm »
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So you all can go fuck yourselves!
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Re: Happy Canada Day
« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2011, 06:43:06 pm »
I'm sick
therefore I can't drink or do anything fun
So you all can go fuck yourselves!
 :argh!:

Isn't that when you guys have the big military parade with the missile launchers and shit, and everyone has to go?
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Re: Happy Canada Day
« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2011, 06:45:30 pm »
That's only in Quebec
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Re: Happy Canada Day
« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2011, 06:46:38 pm »
That's only in Quebec

Ah.  That explains why they march that way.
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Re: Happy Canada Day
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2011, 06:47:34 pm »
Are Quebec sepratists gonna kill William and Kate, or what?

I'm getting bored of waiting.

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Re: Happy Canada Day
« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2011, 06:49:24 pm »
Are Quebec sepratists gonna kill William and Kate, or what?

I'm getting bored of waiting.

They are probably too busy bitching about the explosive instructions not being in french.

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Re: Happy Canada Day
« Reply #6 on: July 01, 2011, 06:50:15 pm »
Tee hee, you guys have a holiday?
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Re: Happy Canada Day
« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2011, 06:52:23 pm »
Tee hee, you guys have a holiday?

They have two.

The other one is "Boxing Day", where they force old ladies to fight bare-knuckled, and bet on them.
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Re: Happy Canada Day
« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2011, 06:56:47 pm »
Are Quebec sepratists gonna kill William and Kate, or what?

I'm getting bored of waiting.

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/quebec-fringe-group-plans-protest-calls-militant-royals-224117996.html

Unfortunately there doesn't look like there may be an assassination attempt. Though the thought of the opposite of the "kiss their ass" reception they got in Ontario makes me giddy.

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The word "militant," in French, is used to describe a political activist who supports vigorous action.

"It will be more modest than what is prepared for Quebec, clearly," Bourgeois said of the Montreal protest.

"It's not the type of action where we're calling people to join us. It's an action strictly for our members.

"We're preparing just a little wink, a kind of royal escort, if you wish," he added.

Bourgeois said he prefers to keep specific details under wraps. However, he has already said he enlisted burly supporters to act as muscle over the weekend to keep the protests from getting out of hand.

In 2009, Bourgeois' organization led an anti-monarchy demonstration during a visit to Montreal by Prince Charles and Camilla.

The protest delayed their arrival at a military ceremony by about a half-hour, and Charles and Camilla had to enter through a back door because of the raucous demonstrators.

The group also helped block the planned 2009 re-enactment of the Battle of the Plains of Abraham and has protested the performance of Anglo songs at Quebec's Fete nationale holiday.

Bourgeois said he has no problem with the royals, personally, but he believes it's his duty to demonstrate to the world that many Quebecers resent the institution and do not accept its legitimacy.

He said such a message would be lost if William and Kate managed to spend two days in Quebec without any disruption.
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Re: Happy Canada Day
« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2011, 06:57:10 pm »
Canada has missile launchers?

Fess up, it's just a fancy way of saying Moose Trebuchet, right?  
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Re: Happy Canada Day
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2011, 06:58:44 pm »
Canada has missile launchers?

Fess up, it's just a fancy way of saying Moose Trebuchet, right?  

All iron curtain nations have them.  It's pretty much a requirement.
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Re: Happy Canada Day
« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2011, 06:59:22 pm »
Tee hee, you guys have a holiday?

They have two.

The other one is "Boxing Day", where they force old ladies to fight bare-knuckled, and bet on them.

Hmm.... sounds as barbaric as bullfighting and just as necessary to watch.
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Re: Happy Canada Day
« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2011, 07:00:30 pm »
We call it Canuckistan for a reason.
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Re: Happy Canada Day
« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2011, 07:00:36 pm »
Are Quebec sepratists gonna kill William and Kate, or what?

I'm getting bored of waiting.

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/quebec-fringe-group-plans-protest-calls-militant-royals-224117996.html

Unfortunately there doesn't look like there may be an assassination attempt. Though the thought of the opposite of the "kiss their ass" reception they got in Ontario makes me giddy.

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The word "militant," in French, is used to describe a political activist who supports vigorous action.

"It will be more modest than what is prepared for Quebec, clearly," Bourgeois said of the Montreal protest.

"It's not the type of action where we're calling people to join us. It's an action strictly for our members.

"We're preparing just a little wink, a kind of royal escort, if you wish," he added.

Bourgeois said he prefers to keep specific details under wraps. However, he has already said he enlisted burly supporters to act as muscle over the weekend to keep the protests from getting out of hand.

In 2009, Bourgeois' organization led an anti-monarchy demonstration during a visit to Montreal by Prince Charles and Camilla.

The protest delayed their arrival at a military ceremony by about a half-hour, and Charles and Camilla had to enter through a back door because of the raucous demonstrators.

The group also helped block the planned 2009 re-enactment of the Battle of the Plains of Abraham and has protested the performance of Anglo songs at Quebec's Fete nationale holiday.

Bourgeois said he has no problem with the royals, personally, but he believes it's his duty to demonstrate to the world that many Quebecers resent the institution and do not accept its legitimacy.

He said such a message would be lost if William and Kate managed to spend two days in Quebec without any disruption.

Oh well, at least that's something.

Also, heh.  A "militant" called Bourgeois.  I bet he got picked on by every other kid at Militant French-Canadian School.

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Re: Happy Canada Day
« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2011, 07:11:58 pm »

Also, heh.  A "militant" called Bourgeois.  I bet he got picked on by every other kid at Militant French-Canadian School.

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