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Started by Thurnez Isa, July 01, 2011, 06:42:00 PM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#30
July 01, 2011, 09:48:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 09:31:37 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 09:21:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 07:59:30 PM
http://can-fap.net/

QuoteThe Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project (CAN-FAP) is Canada's newest (and feistiest) pro-foreskin advocacy group. We promote foreskin education, appreciation, and stimulation, and advocate for the human right of all children—male, female and intersex—to grow up with intact genitals.

They're taking the piss.

No.

Trust me, they're not.

Well, then, that just makes the letter I wrote funnier.

Dok,
Asked if they can put his foreskin back on.

:lulz: That's a good one.

Be prepared to receive sincere advice for stretching out your cockskin to simulate your lost foreskin. Not kidding.

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#31
July 01, 2011, 10:00:41 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 09:48:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 09:31:37 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 09:21:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 07:59:30 PM
http://can-fap.net/

QuoteThe Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project (CAN-FAP) is Canada's newest (and feistiest) pro-foreskin advocacy group. We promote foreskin education, appreciation, and stimulation, and advocate for the human right of all children—male, female and intersex—to grow up with intact genitals.

They're taking the piss.

No.

Trust me, they're not.

Well, then, that just makes the letter I wrote funnier.

Dok,
Asked if they can put his foreskin back on.

:lulz: That's a good one.

Be prepared to receive sincere advice for stretching out your cockskin to simulate your lost foreskin. Not kidding.



Well, then...A pair of hemostats and a couple of 5 pound weights, and I'm THERE!
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#32
July 01, 2011, 10:12:51 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 10:00:41 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 09:48:35 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 09:31:37 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 01, 2011, 09:21:21 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 01, 2011, 07:59:30 PM
http://can-fap.net/

QuoteThe Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project (CAN-FAP) is Canada's newest (and feistiest) pro-foreskin advocacy group. We promote foreskin education, appreciation, and stimulation, and advocate for the human right of all children—male, female and intersex—to grow up with intact genitals.

They're taking the piss.

No.

Trust me, they're not.

Well, then, that just makes the letter I wrote funnier.

Dok,
Asked if they can put his foreskin back on.

:lulz: That's a good one.

Be prepared to receive sincere advice for stretching out your cockskin to simulate your lost foreskin. Not kidding.



Well, then...A pair of hemostats and a couple of 5 pound weights, and I'm THERE!

:vom:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

President Television

#33
July 01, 2011, 10:28:12 PM
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

Thurnez Isa

#34
July 01, 2011, 10:31:28 PM
speaking of failblog
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.
Dante

President Television

#35
July 01, 2011, 10:37:08 PM
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.
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