And Then, Suu, There's The Women

[Ambassador KLOK KAOS]

Sure I do, but you ain't worth the time it takes to type it out. So I ain't gonna. Have fun on the ignore list, fucko.

This is a great argument.  I concede to your genius.  I'm sure I'll do great on your ignore list.  I'll try not to lose sleep over it.

[Doktor Howl]

Sure I do, but you ain't worth the time it takes to type it out. So I ain't gonna. Have fun on the ignore list, fucko.

This is a great argument.  I concede to your genius.  I'm sure I'll do great on your ignore list.  I'll try not to lose sleep over it.

And your argument seems to be that all men are sociopaths.

Nice.

[Ambassador KLOK KAOS]

So a good dick sucking will get you anything you want with a man?  

Also this isn't true.  I said that was a good way to help attract a man.  I never said it would get you anything, but it does help open the doorways that might have otherwise been closed.

Here's a fun fact:  Men are stupid when they have erections because powering their dick is hard... (groan)

[Doktor Howl]

So a good dick sucking will get you anything you want with a man?  

Also this isn't true.  I said that was a good way to help attract a man.  I never said it would get you anything, but it does help open the doorways that might have otherwise been closed.

Here's a fun fact:  Men are stupid when they have erections because powering their dick is hard... (groan)

Speak for yourself, asshole.  Seriously.

[Ambassador KLOK KAOS]

And your argument seems to be that all men are sociopaths.

Nice.

I'm not trying to implicate that at all.  Sexuality, however, does have a base primal impulse and that makes it easy to manipulate.  

This is why sexual communication is done 99.9% with body language and the words are almost completely ineffective, unlike normal social communication, or dry scientific communication.

[Salty]

No no no. He's laying it down for us, Dok. Starting with the basics and maybe, just maybe, if we pay attention and study we'll get to the advanced part (which I'm hoping is a detailed analysis on giving pleasure to one's blowjob/cooking/arm jewelry machine).

I am RAPT.

[Ambassador KLOK KAOS]

So a good dick sucking will get you anything you want with a man?  

Also this isn't true.  I said that was a good way to help attract a man.  I never said it would get you anything, but it does help open the doorways that might have otherwise been closed.

Here's a fun fact:  Men are stupid when they have erections because powering their dick is hard... (groan)

Speak for yourself, asshole.  Seriously.

Exceptions were granted from post 1.  Annecdotal evidence is allowed to take precedence at any point the reader wishes.  

[Doktor Howl]

I'm not trying to implicate that at all.  

Yes, you fucking are.  We all "manufacture emotions"?

You're a fucking idiot.  And maybe a bit of a psycho.

[Eater of Clowns]

Yeah, AKK's got it.

If a woman can't attract a man, it's her fault.  She just needs to suck some dick, be ready with his slippers and a cocktail when he gets home, and make sure those steaks are cooked a proper medium rare.

Simple.  Now get on it, subservient PD bitches!

[Doktor Howl]

So a good dick sucking will get you anything you want with a man?  

Also this isn't true.  I said that was a good way to help attract a man.  I never said it would get you anything, but it does help open the doorways that might have otherwise been closed.

Here's a fun fact:  Men are stupid when they have erections because powering their dick is hard... (groan)

Speak for yourself, asshole.  Seriously.

Exceptions were granted from post 1.  Annecdotal evidence is allowed to take precedence at any point the reader wishes.  

Link to a peer-reviewed study or YOU are the fucking exception, you asshole.

[Suu]

FACT:

DF DOESN'T LIKE BJS
DF IS STILL A DOUCHEBAG

[Phox]

So a good dick sucking will get you anything you want with a man?  

Also this isn't true.  I said that was a good way to help attract a man.  I never said it would get you anything, but it does help open the doorways that might have otherwise been closed.

Here's a fun fact:  Men are stupid when they have erections because powering their dick is hard... (groan)

Speak for yourself, asshole.  Seriously.

I'd rather he not even do that, Dok. In my professional opinion, he needs to be put into a wine press.

[Doktor Howl]

Yeah, AKK's got it.

If a woman can't attract a man, it's her fault.  She just needs to suck some dick, be ready with his slippers and a cocktail when he gets home, and make sure those steaks are cooked a proper medium rare.

Simple.  Now get on it, subservient PD bitches!

WHY DOESN'T AKK HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?

This is the question of the century.  It's fucking bewildering.

[Phox]

FACT:

DF DOESN'T LIKE BJS
DF IS STILL A DOUCHEBAG

Bullshit. Every man likes BJs. Fact. YYou just aren't good enough at sucking dick. It's you, not him. Men are simple. So it must be you.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That's revolting, and I don't think the men you know are anything like the men I know.

This is quite possible.  The fact that you're revolted though makes me question WHY that is.  I probably shouldn't go down this road though.  I get the feeling you'll get offended eventually and I'm not in that market in this particular circumstance.

Because the scenario I mentioned was in being the friend who fell in love, and the feeling wasn't mutual even though the guys it's happened with were close friends and we are very compatible. You essentially just suggested that I get a good friend drunk and suck his dick in order to get him to become romantically interested in me. There are so many flaws in that idea, STARTING WITH CONSENT, that I don't even know where to begin. If the man has already said no, going for his zipper becomes sexual assault.

Also, getting a guy drunk and sucking his dick to INITIATE a relationship is... pathetic. Gross. Trashy.

That may be how you roll, but it sure isn't how I roll.