And Then, Suu, There's The Women

[Don Coyote]

IS the rest of this thread worth reading now that AKK has fucked it up?

[Doktor Howl]

I will except this, but also propose the same challenge and conclusion to you as well.

You posted the fucking assertion, YOU back it up.  Them's the rules, like it or not.  

[Doktor Howl]

IS the rest of this thread worth reading now that AKK has fucked it up?

The rest of this BOARD is not worth reading, as AKK has fucked it up with his very presence.

[Doktor Howl]

Yeah, AKK's got it.

If a woman can't attract a man, it's her fault.  She just needs to suck some dick, be ready with his slippers and a cocktail when he gets home, and make sure those steaks are cooked a proper medium rare.

Simple.  Now get on it, subservient PD bitches!

WHY DOESN'T AKK HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?

This is the question of the century.  It's fucking bewildering.

Might wanna fact check that.  

Let me help:

We've been together a year and a half and are happy together and have plans to continue to share our lives together.  

Is she inflatable, or has she had a lobotomy?

[Salty]

One thing is certain she knows damn well to TOE THE LINE and make sammiches.

[Suu]

Oh, I get it.

My problem this whole time is that I choose to work and have a career and not be a kitchen slaving baby-factory.

Shit, I knew that one after I was married to the Puerto Rican, I should HAVE KNOWN.

[Ambassador KLOK KAOS]

JESUS CHRIST ON A POGO STICK!  IT'S ALL SO FUCKING OBVIOUS, NOW!  10,000 YEARS OF PEOPLE WONDERING HOW THE OTHER HALF TICKS, AND HOW TO ATTRACT THE PERFECT MATE, AND IT ALL COMES DOWN TO COOKING WITH BUTTER WHILE GIVING BLOWJOBS!  WELL, HOT DAMN AND HOLY CHRISTMAS, I'M OFF TO MARRY COURTNEY LOVE!  SHE'S SUCKED MORE DICK THAN BARNEY FRANK!  IF I CAN GET BARBARA STREISAND TO GIVE HER COOKING LESSONS, I AM FUCKING SET FOR LIFE.

THANK YOU, AKK!

You're welcome.

[Doktor Howl]

Oh, I get it.

My problem this whole time is that I choose to work and have a career and not be a kitchen slaving baby-factory.

Shit, I knew that one after I was married to the Puerto Rican, I should HAVE KNOWN.

YOU KNOW WHAT THOSE KNEES ARE FOR!  UNNNNNNNNNNNG!

[Phox]

One thing is certain she knows damn well to TOE THE LINE and make sammiches.

No ego crushing, and plenty of dick sucking. And she's hotter than the stove she uses to cook muthafuggin butter.

[Ambassador KLOK KAOS]

One thing is certain she knows damn well to TOE THE LINE and make sammiches.

I approve.

[Salty]

One thing is certain she knows damn well to TOE THE LINE and make sammiches.

No ego crushing, and plenty of dick sucking. And she's hotter than the stove she uses to cook muthafuggin butter.

Natch. Otherwise how would the attraction have started in the first place. Every beginning is hard, but the maintainence. Jesus you'd think they'd LISTEN TO YOU.

[Salty]

One thing is certain she knows damn well to TOE THE LINE and make sammiches.

I approve.

Yeah, no shit. That's why I said:

[Thurnez Isa]

Oh, I get it.

My problem this whole time is that I choose to work and have a career and not be a kitchen slaving baby-factory.

Shit, I knew that one after I was married to the Puerto Rican, I should HAVE KNOWN.

Don't worry about Suu. Trolling is the only way he could get attention from a hottie like you.

[Ambassador KLOK KAOS]

Oh, I get it.

My problem this whole time is that I choose to work and have a career and not be a kitchen slaving baby-factory.

Shit, I knew that one after I was married to the Puerto Rican, I should HAVE KNOWN.

blargh.

Get hyperbolic if you prefer, but I've stated my case and just been met with insults rather than cogent argument.  I said it was opinion and generalized from the beginning.

I don't think of women as objects, or men as masters though :/

I would continue here, but it seems you've thoroughly dug in your heels, so that's cool.

[Ambassador KLOK KAOS]

Oh, I get it.

My problem this whole time is that I choose to work and have a career and not be a kitchen slaving baby-factory.

Shit, I knew that one after I was married to the Puerto Rican, I should HAVE KNOWN.

Don't worry about Suu. Trolling is the only way he could get attention from a hottie like you.

Yes, I was totally trolling for Suu's attention 

Pardon me while I reread the thread and fap.