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And Then, Suu, There's The Women

Started by Doktor Howl, July 03, 2011, 07:00:27 AM

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whoaaa what a douchefest akk is  :eek:

Don Coyote

Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 08:50:06 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 05, 2011, 08:41:15 PM
So, you're saying that the friends I fell for who turned me down COULD have manufactured attraction for me, but chose not to?  :?

I'm not guaranteeing that, but as a general rule, if you put a beer in a man's stomach (providing he's not revolted by your appearance) and then you grab his dick and put it in your mouth (also assuming there isn't other complications like he's secretly dating your sister or w/e) then he'd much more apt to "manufacture" that attraction (unless of course, he's a total pussy, at which point, what the fuck are you sucking his dick for?).

If it works out after that, that's a whole different story.  That really depends on compatibility.  If a man now comes in and debates this fact, they are in fact, gay, even if they are married with 22 children.

Men are pretty simple creatures.  Provided the woman isn't psycho or fugly and is reasonably responsible and puts out, that's probably 80% of the battle right there.  

There is one big exception to this of course, and that's if the "MAN" you are trying to date is actually a "BOY".  Children are not capable of having adult relationships.  Same applies for the woman though.  If you're not together you can't have a responsible adult relationship either.

So, getting a 'friend' drunk and sexually assaulting them is the 'adult' thing to do?

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Luna on July 05, 2011, 11:22:48 PM
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 08:50:06 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 05, 2011, 08:41:15 PM
So, you're saying that the friends I fell for who turned me down COULD have manufactured attraction for me, but chose not to?  :?

I'm not guaranteeing that, but as a general rule, if you put a beer in a man's stomach (providing he's not revolted by your appearance) and then you grab his dick and put it in your mouth (also assuming there isn't other complications like he's secretly dating your sister or w/e) then he'd much more apt to "manufacture" that attraction (unless of course, he's a total pussy, at which point, what the fuck are you sucking his dick for?).

If it works out after that, that's a whole different story.  That really depends on compatibility.  If a man now comes in and debates this fact, they are in fact, gay, even if they are married with 22 children.

Men are pretty simple creatures.  Provided the woman isn't psycho or fugly and is reasonably responsible and puts out, that's probably 80% of the battle right there.  

There is one big exception to this of course, and that's if the "MAN" you are trying to date is actually a "BOY".  Children are not capable of having adult relationships.  Same applies for the woman though.  If you're not together you can't have a responsible adult relationship either.

Wow.  And I thought I could get on man-hating rants.  That's actually much more insulting to the entire male gender than pretty much ANYTHING I've posted.

Yeah. It really really is. Enough so that it kind of turned my stomach.
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Thurnez Isa

Quote from: COL Coyote on July 05, 2011, 11:25:57 PM
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 08:50:06 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 05, 2011, 08:41:15 PM
So, you're saying that the friends I fell for who turned me down COULD have manufactured attraction for me, but chose not to?  :?

I'm not guaranteeing that, but as a general rule, if you put a beer in a man's stomach (providing he's not revolted by your appearance) and then you grab his dick and put it in your mouth (also assuming there isn't other complications like he's secretly dating your sister or w/e) then he'd much more apt to "manufacture" that attraction (unless of course, he's a total pussy, at which point, what the fuck are you sucking his dick for?).

If it works out after that, that's a whole different story.  That really depends on compatibility.  If a man now comes in and debates this fact, they are in fact, gay, even if they are married with 22 children.

Men are pretty simple creatures.  Provided the woman isn't psycho or fugly and is reasonably responsible and puts out, that's probably 80% of the battle right there.  

There is one big exception to this of course, and that's if the "MAN" you are trying to date is actually a "BOY".  Children are not capable of having adult relationships.  Same applies for the woman though.  If you're not together you can't have a responsible adult relationship either.

So, getting a 'friend' drunk and sexually assaulting them is the 'adult' thing to do?

It "manufactures" attraction. DUH

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Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

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Quote from: COL Coyote on July 05, 2011, 11:25:57 PM
Quote from: Ambassador KLOK KAOS on July 05, 2011, 08:50:06 PM
Quote from: DANGEROUS DOPE FIEND on July 05, 2011, 08:41:15 PM
So, you're saying that the friends I fell for who turned me down COULD have manufactured attraction for me, but chose not to?  :?

I'm not guaranteeing that, but as a general rule, if you put a beer in a man's stomach (providing he's not revolted by your appearance) and then you grab his dick and put it in your mouth (also assuming there isn't other complications like he's secretly dating your sister or w/e) then he'd much more apt to "manufacture" that attraction (unless of course, he's a total pussy, at which point, what the fuck are you sucking his dick for?).

If it works out after that, that's a whole different story.  That really depends on compatibility.  If a man now comes in and debates this fact, they are in fact, gay, even if they are married with 22 children.

Men are pretty simple creatures.  Provided the woman isn't psycho or fugly and is reasonably responsible and puts out, that's probably 80% of the battle right there.  

There is one big exception to this of course, and that's if the "MAN" you are trying to date is actually a "BOY".  Children are not capable of having adult relationships.  Same applies for the woman though.  If you're not together you can't have a responsible adult relationship either.

So, getting a 'friend' drunk and sexually assaulting them is the 'adult' thing to do?
Yes. Because men are simple. It's impossible to sexually assault a man. They all just want to have their dicks sucked all the time. True fact.

Luna

You know, I was actually attempting to give this guy a fair shot, sice I wasn't around for the history...

Advocating rape, in ANY way, shape, or form?

Not cool.
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Quote from: Luna on July 05, 2011, 11:50:39 PM
You know, I was actually attempting to give this guy a fair shot, sice I wasn't around for the history...

Advocating rape, in ANY way, shape, or form?

Not cool.

And now you know.
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Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 05, 2011, 11:51:14 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 05, 2011, 11:50:39 PM
You know, I was actually attempting to give this guy a fair shot, sice I wasn't around for the history...

Advocating rape, in ANY way, shape, or form?

Not cool.

And now you know.
Never give anyone a fair shot, especially AKK?

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Cain on July 05, 2011, 10:32:15 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 05, 2011, 10:26:56 PM
And then AKK was a goner.

And nothing of value was lost.

Science was achieved maybe, but probably not the kind of science that is going to win Nobel Prizes.  More like what the Soviets did with stitching dog heads onto other dogs bodies.

It was better than not enough, but it was definitely too much.

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Thurnez Isa

Quote from: Luna on July 05, 2011, 11:50:39 PM
You know, I was actually attempting to give this guy a fair shot, sice I wasn't around for the history...

Advocating rape, in ANY way, shape, or form?

Not cool.

Give him some time. Trust me he gets worse.
Through me the way to the city of woe, Through me the way to everlasting pain, Through me the way among the lost.
Justice moved my maker on high.
Divine power made me, Wisdom supreme, and Primal love.
Before me nothing was but things eternal, and eternal I endure.
Abandon all hope, you who enter here.

Dante

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 06, 2011, 12:36:37 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 05, 2011, 11:50:39 PM
You know, I was actually attempting to give this guy a fair shot, sice I wasn't around for the history...

Advocating rape, in ANY way, shape, or form?

Not cool.

Give him some time. Trust me he gets worse.

Not this time.  I banned him.

If anyone has a problem with this, take it up with ECH.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

He an Yatto are now over on Friendbuster, talking about what bad people we are, and trying to raise a troll army.   :lulz:
Molon Lube

Phox

Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 12:43:43 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 06, 2011, 12:36:37 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 05, 2011, 11:50:39 PM
You know, I was actually attempting to give this guy a fair shot, sice I wasn't around for the history...

Advocating rape, in ANY way, shape, or form?

Not cool.

Give him some time. Trust me he gets worse.

Not this time.  I banned him.

If anyone has a problem with this, take it up with ECH.

For the record, I would like to know what got him banned. I mean what did AKK do aside from general douchebaggery?

Doktor Howl

Quote from: Doktor Phox on July 06, 2011, 01:42:15 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 12:43:43 AM
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on July 06, 2011, 12:36:37 AM
Quote from: Luna on July 05, 2011, 11:50:39 PM
You know, I was actually attempting to give this guy a fair shot, sice I wasn't around for the history...

Advocating rape, in ANY way, shape, or form?

Not cool.

Give him some time. Trust me he gets worse.

Not this time.  I banned him.

If anyone has a problem with this, take it up with ECH.

For the record, I would like to know what got him banned. I mean what did AKK do aside from general douchebaggery?

For the record, I refer you to ECH.  (It was my call, and he's the appeal)
Molon Lube

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Quote from: Luna on July 05, 2011, 11:50:39 PM
You know, I was actually attempting to give this guy a fair shot, sice I wasn't around for the history...

Advocating rape, in ANY way, shape, or form?

Not cool.
I wasn't around either when he was here before.

Can anyone say whether he was trolling, or was that a glimpse how his mind actually works?
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