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Brace for impending shit storm in 3... 2...
« on: July 03, 2011, 09:15:50 am »
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The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore, to misuse it.

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Re: Brace for impending shit storm in 3... 2...
« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2011, 09:16:57 am »
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I was kind of expecting more than that, after everything I'd heard about you.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: Brace for impending shit storm in 3... 2...
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2011, 09:26:55 am »
Really?  And I thought I was known for starting things off with a nut tap  :cry:

God knows what the hell kind of history discordians pass down.  I'm willing to bet 114% is true and 46% is partially true...

Anyway, that was kind of the idea, let everyone run wild with it for a bit and see what pops up (I figured some good old fashioned slander and pot shots were in order), but it seems the activity isn't high enough to warrant much atm.

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New Rule:  You are a terrorist and with be dealt with as such.


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Re: Brace for impending shit storm in 3... 2...
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2011, 09:44:06 am »
Wait a second did somebody make an alterna


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I MEAN COME ON, JESUS FUCKING -- IF IT ISN'T WHAAAAT?



sERIOUSLY its like GODDAMN FOAM.. SHIT... eyeball twitching ... COMING.... I'M COMING!





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Re: Brace for impending shit storm in 3... 2...
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2011, 09:48:55 am »
oh hey it's that guy

how's it going, guy
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

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Re: Brace for impending shit storm in 3... 2...
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2011, 09:49:34 am »
Good to see you too Cramulus  :ECH:
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Re: Brace for impending shit storm in 3... 2...
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2011, 09:52:22 am »
oh hey it's that guy

how's it going, guy

Not bad, just chillin.

I heard a rumor TGGR passed.  Just came to pay my respects.  In some fashion I think that would piss him off more than shitting on his grave. *tips hat*

It seems consistent with me being allowed back.  I tried coming back once like ... while ago ... and was denied.
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Re: Brace for impending shit storm in 3... 2...
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2011, 10:06:02 am »
 :lulz: ahhh welcome. Really good to see you over here, no joke. A bit surreal. Hope everything's going kickass. In some ways, you have been missed.
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Re: Brace for impending shit storm in 3... 2...
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2011, 10:11:24 am »
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

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Re: Brace for impending shit storm in 3... 2...
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2011, 10:18:27 am »
@cram

Well I have certainly missed PD and am certainly sad to hear about TGRR and am trying really hard not to end this sentence with the FAP emoticon.

I'm certain I'll never want bother to live up to anyone's expectations (?) for the great prophecy of my return (?) but hopefully there's good lulz to be had while I'm still allowed to post :mrgreen:
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Re: Brace for impending shit storm in 3... 2...
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2011, 10:20:08 am »
We need autoplay ITT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8f2mW1GFSI

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Re: Brace for impending shit storm in 3... 2...
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2011, 11:10:50 am »
Hmm, I'm skeptical. 
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Re: Brace for impending shit storm in 3... 2...
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2011, 11:15:27 am »
Well, if it is really you, I can tell you that you have become somewhat of a barometer in these parts for other failed trolls that have shown up trying to tell us what's what and give us a go. 

Though, some of your YouTube videos make you a hard act to follow.  Especially in those sparkly suits.   :D
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Re: Brace for impending shit storm in 3... 2...
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2011, 11:16:34 am »
@cram

Well I have certainly missed PD and am certainly sad to hear about TGRR and am trying really hard not to end this sentence with the FAP emoticon.

I'm certain I'll never want bother to live up to anyone's expectations (?) for the great prophecy of my return (?) but hopefully there's good lulz to be had while I'm still allowed to post :mrgreen:

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Re: Brace for impending shit storm in 3... 2...
« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2011, 11:28:16 am »
Well, if it is really you, I can tell you that you have become somewhat of a barometer in these parts for other failed trolls that have shown up trying to tell us what's what and give us a go. 

Though, some of your YouTube videos make you a hard act to follow.  Especially in those sparkly suits.   :D

Funny that, I wasn't trolling when I started out, but it turned into that even though I didn't really know anything about trolling until after I left.

I am well aware of how my legacy was used.  See "A toast".

It is the real me though, but go and be skeptical if it pleases you.
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