A toast

[Doktor Howl]

Are you stating on the record there is a specific point to pd?

Please enlighten.

You're welcome.

[Ambassador KLOK KAOS]

I hear and obey.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Are you stating on the record there is a specific point to pd?

Please enlighten.

Not that I agree, I never really liked sa.  Perhaps you're hearing the wrong tone in my text.

A specific point? No.

But you seem to think the fundamental nature of the place is as a hotbed of trolls, and if that's what you think you're missing out bigtime.

[Ambassador KLOK KAOS]

Are you stating on the record there is a specific point to pd?

Please enlighten.

Not that I agree, I never really liked sa.  Perhaps you're hearing the wrong tone in my text.

A specific point? No.

But you seem to think the fundamental nature of the place is as a hotbed of trolls, and if that's what you think you're missing out bigtime.

Not at all.  I think you misinterpret a lot of what I do, and that's cool.  I'm not really gonna bother to explain my methodologies because they shift and adapt situationally.

My point in sharing any lulz of such a kind would be because I thought it was funny, not because I was trying to coordinate an op.

I don't need assists or approval (I thought this was covered half a decade ago?)  I just do what I do.

I'm not here to troll, but as I've said elsewhere, if people are going to line up to play the endless shitpost game, then I'll oblige because I know sooner or later something amusing will come of it.


To throw a bone though:

The choice with my reaction to a post comes in when I sit and evaluate the content.  Is it negative or positive?  If it is negative, is it scientifically valid or at least highly likely?  If not, (especially if it's some bullshit subjective opinion dressed as fact) I'm not afraid to piss all over such a post with whatever dialog tools I find appropriate. 

It's a pretty simple game, and the only way to short circuit it is to intentionally be a fuckstain and/or retarded, resulting in cancer.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Are you stating on the record there is a specific point to pd?

Please enlighten.

Not that I agree, I never really liked sa.  Perhaps you're hearing the wrong tone in my text.

A specific point? No.

But you seem to think the fundamental nature of the place is as a hotbed of trolls, and if that's what you think you're missing out bigtime.

Not at all.  I think you misinterpret a lot of what I do, and that's cool.  I'm not really gonna bother to explain my methodologies because they shift and adapt situationally.

My point in sharing any lulz of such a kind would be because I thought it was funny, not because I was trying to coordinate an op.

I don't need assists or approval (I thought this was covered half a decade ago?)  I just do what I do.

I'm not here to troll, but as I've said elsewhere, if people are going to line up to play the endless shitpost game, then I'll oblige because I know sooner or later something amusing will come of it.


To throw a bone though:

The choice with my reaction to a post comes in when I sit and evaluate the content.  Is it negative or positive?  If it is negative, is it scientifically valid or at least highly likely?  If not, (especially if it's some bullshit subjective opinion dressed as fact) I'm not afraid to piss all over such a post with whatever dialog tools I find appropriate. 

It's a pretty simple game, and the only way to short circuit it is to intentionally be a fuckstain and/or retarded, resulting in cancer.

I actually have no idea whether I misinterpret anything you do. In fact, I am routinely on the fence over whether you are actually one of the greatest and most subtle trolling geniuses of our time, or simply a monumentally epic case of unknowing mediocrity. Either instance is an object of profound appreciation on my part.

[Ambassador KLOK KAOS]

It's been said before, but AKK is not a real person, but a sentient computer program.



Some other rumors/hypothesis' around:

-I'm a gangster (no bullshit)

-I have orbital mind control lasers (said in complete seriousness, no lie)

-AKK is the scourge of all humanity


The fun part about these is they weren't titles given with affection 

[Don Coyote]

Are you stating on the record there is a specific point to pd?

Please enlighten.

Not that I agree, I never really liked sa.  Perhaps you're hearing the wrong tone in my text.

A specific point? No.

But you seem to think the fundamental nature of the place is as a hotbed of trolls, and if that's what you think you're missing out bigtime.

Not at all.  I think you misinterpret a lot of what I do, and that's cool.  I'm not really gonna bother to explain my methodologies because they shift and adapt situationally.

My point in sharing any lulz of such a kind would be because I thought it was funny, not because I was trying to coordinate an op.

I don't need assists or approval (I thought this was covered half a decade ago?)  I just do what I do.

I'm not here to troll, but as I've said elsewhere, if people are going to line up to play the endless shitpost game, then I'll oblige because I know sooner or later something amusing will come of it.


To throw a bone though:

The choice with my reaction to a post comes in when I sit and evaluate the content.  Is it negative or positive?  If it is negative, is it scientifically valid or at least highly likely?  If not, (especially if it's some bullshit subjective opinion dressed as fact) I'm not afraid to piss all over such a post with whatever dialog tools I find appropriate. 

It's a pretty simple game, and the only way to short circuit it is to intentionally be a fuckstain and/or retarded, resulting in cancer.

This about sums you up.

[Doktor Howl]

-I have orbital mind control lasers (said in complete seriousness, no lie)

Quit stealing TGRR's bit.

[Ambassador KLOK KAOS]

-I have orbital mind control lasers (said in complete seriousness, no lie)

Quit stealing TGRR's bit.

I didn't assign that to me, that was a site admin/owner in a fit of rage.  One of my finer moments.

[Ambassador KLOK KAOS]

This about sums you up.

I never said it was a hard game.  Don't speak Russian (?) though so any possible intended impact for that picture is lost.  If that was your intention, congratulations, if not, feel free to link the meaning.

[Phox]

This about sums you up.

I never said it was a hard game.  Don't speak Russian (?) though so any possible intended impact for that picture is lost.  If that was your intention, congratulations, if not, feel free to link the meaning.

Not Russian.

[Ambassador KLOK KAOS]

wait... celtic runes?

w/e...  what's it mean?

[Phox]

It means you're an idiot.

[Ambassador KLOK KAOS]

It means you're an idiot.

Cool.  I'm down.

[P3nT4gR4m]

If you turn up here and become a veritable institution of troll/fail to the point where all subsequent troll/fail noobs are immediately compared to you then you're okay in my book. Of course my book is composed mainly of indecipherable scribbles and blank pages but that's just how I roll. Glad to see you back Luke - let the good times roll!