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Started by Cuddlefish, July 06, 2011, 06:27:34 PM

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Cuddlefish

July 06, 2011, 06:27:34 PM
Last Friday i got the end of a kali stick directly in my right eye. My vision in that eye was reduced to about 10%, and looking at the computer screen caused a significant deal of pain due to the light sensitivity. Today, (day 5 of recovery) my vision has returned to about 98% and the pain is almost gone entirely. I never visited a doctor. My only regret is that I didn't take any pics of the gnarly pussing wound. I looked like frikkin' Sloth from the goonies (with better hair, of course).

For those who didn't realize I was gone, disregard the above paragraph.

A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Suu

#1
July 06, 2011, 06:29:14 PM
Who are you?

Why do I even care?
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Cuddlefish

#2
July 06, 2011, 06:30:34 PM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 06:29:14 PM
Who are you?

Why do I even care?

OH NOEZ! I HAVE BORKED THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM!!!
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Nephew Twiddleton

#3
July 06, 2011, 06:32:08 PM
Quote from: Cuddleshift on July 06, 2011, 06:30:34 PM
Quote from: Her Royal Suuness on July 06, 2011, 06:29:14 PM
Who are you?

Why do I even care?

OH NOEZ! I HAVE BORKED THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM!!!

Cuddlerift!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Doktor Howl

#4
July 06, 2011, 06:32:27 PM
This is a cruel joke.

We all know what happened to Dimo.
Molon Lube

Nephew Twiddleton

#5
July 06, 2011, 06:37:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 06:32:27 PM
This is a cruel joke.

We all know what happened to Dimo.

I had nothing to do with it.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Cuddlefish

#6
July 06, 2011, 06:38:41 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 06, 2011, 06:37:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 06:32:27 PM
This is a cruel joke.

We all know what happened to Dimo.

I had nothing to do with it.

You better not have. I don't want to have to destroy your FACE-SPINE Continuum.
A fisher of men, or a manner of fish?

Phox

#7
July 06, 2011, 06:42:22 PM
Quote from: Cuddleshift on July 06, 2011, 06:38:41 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 06, 2011, 06:37:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 06:32:27 PM
This is a cruel joke.

We all know what happened to Dimo.

I had nothing to do with it.

You better not have. I don't want to have to destroy your FACE-SPINE Continuum.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Nephew Twiddleton

#8
July 06, 2011, 06:42:50 PM
Quote from: Cuddleshift on July 06, 2011, 06:38:41 PM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on July 06, 2011, 06:37:16 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on July 06, 2011, 06:32:27 PM
This is a cruel joke.

We all know what happened to Dimo.

I had nothing to do with it.

You better not have. I don't want to have to destroy your FACE-SPINE Continuum.

:spittake:

:lulz:
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Luna

#9
July 06, 2011, 07:33:17 PM
  Rumors that the single women of PD sacrificed Dimo to placate Eris into unborking our love lives are totally unfounded.

Wiser heads prevailed, and it was decided that bringing her attention to our lives would be a bad plan, and once she was through with Dimo, she'd set to doing worse, to see who we sent next.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Phox

#10
July 06, 2011, 07:56:29 PM
You could sacrifice Dimo to me...  :fap:

Freeky

#11
July 06, 2011, 07:58:29 PM
CUDDLYFISTER!  HEY!

Luna

#12
July 06, 2011, 08:04:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on July 06, 2011, 07:56:29 PM
You could sacrifice Dimo to me...  :fap:

Hm...  how, excacly, would that improve my life?
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Phox

#13
July 06, 2011, 08:05:54 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 06, 2011, 08:04:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on July 06, 2011, 07:56:29 PM
You could sacrifice Dimo to me...  :fap:

Hm...  how, excacly, would that improve my life?
Well, it wouldn't hurt. Plus, Dimo would be out of your hair.

Luna

#14
July 06, 2011, 08:13:53 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on July 06, 2011, 08:05:54 PM
Quote from: Luna on July 06, 2011, 08:04:48 PM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on July 06, 2011, 07:56:29 PM
You could sacrifice Dimo to me...  :fap:

Hm...  how, excacly, would that improve my life?
Well, it wouldn't hurt. Plus, Dimo would be out of your hair.

No ya don't.  I'm still waiting for the next show.  I wanna help Richter put him through the ceiling this time!

Hope the eye is okay, Dimo!
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."
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