New People Should Probably Read This.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Have any of you had the light as bright as the sun explode inside you?

No, but have you ever looked deeply into the eyes of a Wolf?

Actually yes. Both Grey and Timber wolves. they're quite lovely to look at

Wow. 



Was it a life changing experience?

[Phox]

Your tired and cranky you should go to bed now.

You're backed up and horny and barking up the wrong tree.

Now, now, if the armor-plated cock is good enough for Snake-Man.... ya know what, you're right. This guy isn't even worth that.

[SmokeyMcChickenson]

Whatevs.  I'm done with him.

Keep yourself out of my threads, asshole, and I'll return the favor.

Don't let the gate-less barrier hit you in the ass on the way out cunt.

Well, whoop-a-dee-doo. You like to think of yourself as intelligent, but it's pretty clear that there's nothing intelligent in your vapid personality. See, JST is probably the closest thing to a nice person that you will find here. And I gotta tell ya, some of the more horrible cunts among us kinda like to stick up for her. So, for all intents and purposes, you've just kissed off any chance of having anything resembling a pleasant stay here. 'member that thing I said about harassing you for no reason? Well, you gave me a reason, Fuckface McFacefuck. Please. Engage me in a war of words.It will be ever so fun for me to warm you up for the harder sorts. 

Yeh I'm trembling. seriously.

You are a silly little girl who thinks she's part of the bitchy cheerleader clique but truth be told.

You are a sub mediocre dull normal.

Your little online persona you've created for the Discordian forums isn't going to change that fact.

Both of you can go share a great big bowl of go fuck yourself with strawberries.

Best,

Oh my, my. It seems our tiresome little Fuckface McFacefuck may have life in him yet. You seem to be of the impression that I would be insulting by a comparison that wouldn't have hurt my feeling in junior high. And your use of the word "normal", well, it's just not applicable, my dear Fuckface McFacefuck.

Yes, mock my "persona". After all, no one can be genuine on the Internet. After all, you put on an Internet Tough Guy act, so everyone else must too.

You aren't worth my time, Fuckface McFacefuck, but I'll give it to you anyway. Why? Because I'm up for a good laugh. Maybe if you spent a little time reading instead of trying to prove your superiority to yourself, you'd realize who we are, and what we do. But anyone who thinks "sub mediocre normal" is an insult doesn't have the proper brain capacity for PD anyway. At least try to give me something marginally creative, Fuckface McFacefuck.

You have no idea who your talking to do you

hehehhehehehehehhehehehehe

That's tight.

Someone of even less consequence than everyone else here?

My sentiments exactly

[SmokeyMcChickenson]

Have any of you had the light as bright as the sun explode inside you?

No, but have you ever looked deeply into the eyes of a Wolf?

Actually yes. Both Grey and Timber wolves. they're quite lovely to look at

Wow. 



Was it a life changing experience?

It was pretty fkn cool. I mean how often do you get to be up close to such a beautiful animal. They're pretty tall.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

So you are doing your best impression of a well rounded "Adult" pretending to be a complete pseudo intellectual douche.

Great costume.

Oh, I'm sorry, is that what yours is supposed to be?

No I"m a filthy scumbag with bad breath in a satanic wife-beater pretending I am ever present consciousness

They were all out of that costume when I got there. Would have been my first choice of course.

Nice snag.

Wow. What a marvelous comeback. I am afraid that your razor-sharp wit is too much for me.

So much for having any shred of creativity. Nice try, bub, but next time tone down the pretension and you might pass for bipedal.

Wow what a marvelous comeback. I am afraid your razor sharp patronizing is toooooo much for me.

So much for having any shred of humility to know when you've been pwnd.

Next time try to turn down the willfully ignorant court jester act and you might learn something.

Talk English so's we can understand ye.

Seriously, pwned? What are you 10 years old?

Or are you a 73n y34r 0lD 1337 h4xx0r?

[Phox]

Talk English so's we can understand ye thee.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

So you are doing your best impression of a well rounded "Adult" pretending to be a complete pseudo intellectual douche.

Great costume.

Oh, I'm sorry, is that what yours is supposed to be?

No I"m a filthy scumbag with bad breath in a satanic wife-beater pretending I am ever present consciousness

They were all out of that costume when I got there. Would have been my first choice of course.

Nice snag.

Wow. What a marvelous comeback. I am afraid that your razor-sharp wit is too much for me.

So much for having any shred of creativity. Nice try, bub, but next time tone down the pretension and you might pass for bipedal.

HERP DE DERP.

Hahahahhahaha he's yellow and his eyes are silly and he's clapping . I like clapping too.  :B

:supertard:

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Why don't you go ahead and link me to one of your threads you started that you are particularly proud of that illustrates your ability to actually engage in intelligent discourse.

I'm dying to see you actually back up all of your posturing.

Giddy in fact.

She'll show you hers if you show her yours.

[SmokeyMcChickenson]

ever seen  " How's your News" ?  Great flick

[Phox]

Why don't you go ahead and link me to one of your threads you started that you are particularly proud of that illustrates your ability to actually engage in intelligent discourse.

I'm dying to see you actually back up all of your posturing.

Giddy in fact.

She'll show you hers if you show her yours.

Fat chance. Mine's easily found if you know where to look.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Why don't you go ahead and link me to one of your threads you started that you are particularly proud of that illustrates your ability to actually engage in intelligent discourse.

I'm dying to see you actually back up all of your posturing.

Giddy in fact.

Why don't you go ahead and start such a thread, rather than sad attempts at being funny and offering your poorly informed insights on the nature of this community and its behaviours. Or lurk moar fuck off and die in a ditch.

Fixed

[Nephew Twiddleton]

That's what I thought.

I bid you good day.

No, see you aren't allowed to say that. Reason? You're just like all the other Fuckfaces who came in here thinking they new jackshit. You haven't even bothered to look for anything I've wrote. I have earned my place here at PD.You, you're not even good enough for me to believe you're Poptard. I don't have to show you my work, because you don't have the interest in contributing to this community to find it yourself. Nor do you have the integrity to even try to back up YOUR posturing. So, get off of my planet as quickly as possible. Kiss kiss.

All of this.

[Freeky]

I have a sneaking suspicion who this is.


"Wife-beater"

something to the effect of "you have no idea who you're talking to"

complete idiot

[Nephew Twiddleton]

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Yeah, that's what I thought. All you have is the persona that you've created for yourself. Have fun with you're sad, lonely life. Fuckface McFacefuck. I will still be laughing at you when you're not even worth a mention two months from now.

You'll remember him? wow...