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Started by Doktor Howl, July 07, 2011, 05:00:14 PM

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SmokeyMcChickenson

Quote from: Doktor Phox on July 21, 2011, 07:31:29 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 07:17:13 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on July 21, 2011, 07:06:03 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 06:59:32 AM
Quote from: Jenkem and SPACE/TIME on July 21, 2011, 06:57:45 AM
Whatevs.  I'm done with him.

Keep yourself out of my threads, asshole, and I'll return the favor.

Don't let the gate-less barrier hit you in the ass on the way out cunt.
Well, whoop-a-dee-doo. You like to think of yourself as intelligent, but it's pretty clear that there's nothing intelligent in your vapid personality. See, JST is probably the closest thing to a nice person that you will find here. And I gotta tell ya, some of the more horrible cunts among us kinda like to stick up for her. So, for all intents and purposes, you've just kissed off any chance of having anything resembling a pleasant stay here. 'member that thing I said about harassing you for no reason? Well, you gave me a reason, Fuckface McFacefuck. Please. Engage me in a war of words.It will be ever so fun for me to warm you up for the harder sorts. 

Yeh I'm trembling. seriously.

You are a silly little girl who thinks she's part of the bitchy cheerleader clique but truth be told.

You are a sub mediocre dull normal.

Your little online persona you've created for the Discordian forums isn't going to change that fact.

Both of you can go share a great big bowl of go fuck yourself with strawberries.

Best,

Oh my, my. It seems our tiresome little Fuckface McFacefuck may have life in him yet. You seem to be of the impression that I would be insulting by a comparison that wouldn't have hurt my feeling in junior high. And your use of the word "normal", well, it's just not applicable, my dear Fuckface McFacefuck.

Yes, mock my "persona". After all, no one can be genuine on the Internet. After all, you put on an Internet Tough Guy act, so everyone else must too.

You aren't worth my time, Fuckface McFacefuck, but I'll give it to you anyway. Why? Because I'm up for a good laugh. Maybe if you spent a little time reading instead of trying to prove your superiority to yourself, you'd realize who we are, and what we do. But anyone who thinks "sub mediocre normal" is an insult doesn't have the proper brain capacity for PD anyway. At least try to give me something marginally creative, Fuckface McFacefuck.

You have no idea who your talking to do you ;)

hehehhehehehehehhehehehehe

That's tight.
Thus Spaketh The Inexhaustible Grace That Wipes All Our Asses.

Phox

Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 07:33:36 AM
Your tired and cranky you should go to bed now. ;)

Sure, that would be an explanation for a sad little teenager who can't comprehend that there are adults on the Internet. Adults who might perhaps be in timezones where it isn't the weee hours of the morning, or who might actually work at night and sleep during the day. That might be funny, if it wasn't played out.

Phox

Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 07:36:01 AM
You have no idea who your talking to do you ;)

hehehhehehehehehhehehehehe

That's tight.
More idea than you do, I'm sure.

SmokeyMcChickenson

Thus Spaketh The Inexhaustible Grace That Wipes All Our Asses.

Pæs

Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 07:30:27 AM
Have any of you had the light as bright as the sun explode inside you?
No, but have you ever looked deeply into the eyes of a Wolf?

SmokeyMcChickenson

So you are doing your best impression of a well rounded "Adult" pretending to be a complete pseudo intellectual douche.

Great costume.
Thus Spaketh The Inexhaustible Grace That Wipes All Our Asses.

SmokeyMcChickenson

Quote from: Bert Huttz on July 21, 2011, 07:40:17 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 07:30:27 AM
Have any of you had the light as bright as the sun explode inside you?
No, but have you ever looked deeply into the eyes of a Wolf?

Actually yes. Both Grey and Timber wolves. they're quite lovely to look at :)
Thus Spaketh The Inexhaustible Grace That Wipes All Our Asses.

Phox

Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 07:41:57 AM
So you are doing your best impression of a well rounded "Adult" pretending to be a complete pseudo intellectual douche.

Great costume.

Oh, I'm sorry, is that what yours is supposed to be?

SmokeyMcChickenson

Quote from: Doktor Phox on July 21, 2011, 07:46:42 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 07:41:57 AM
So you are doing your best impression of a well rounded "Adult" pretending to be a complete pseudo intellectual douche.

Great costume.

Oh, I'm sorry, is that what yours is supposed to be?

No I"m a filthy scumbag with bad breath in a satanic wife-beater pretending I am ever present consciousness ;)

They were all out of that costume when I got there. Would have been my first choice of course.

Nice snag.

Thus Spaketh The Inexhaustible Grace That Wipes All Our Asses.

Phox

Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 07:49:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on July 21, 2011, 07:46:42 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 07:41:57 AM
So you are doing your best impression of a well rounded "Adult" pretending to be a complete pseudo intellectual douche.

Great costume.

Oh, I'm sorry, is that what yours is supposed to be?

No I"m a filthy scumbag with bad breath in a satanic wife-beater pretending I am ever present consciousness ;)

They were all out of that costume when I got there. Would have been my first choice of course.

Nice snag.


Wow. What a marvelous comeback. I am afraid that your razor-sharp wit is too much for me.

So much for having any shred of creativity. Nice try, bub, but next time tone down the pretension and you might pass for bipedal.

SmokeyMcChickenson

Quote from: Doktor Phox on July 21, 2011, 08:03:50 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 07:49:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on July 21, 2011, 07:46:42 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 07:41:57 AM
So you are doing your best impression of a well rounded "Adult" pretending to be a complete pseudo intellectual douche.

Great costume.

Oh, I'm sorry, is that what yours is supposed to be?

No I"m a filthy scumbag with bad breath in a satanic wife-beater pretending I am ever present consciousness ;)

They were all out of that costume when I got there. Would have been my first choice of course.

Nice snag.


Wow. What a marvelous comeback. I am afraid that your razor-sharp wit is too much for me.

So much for having any shred of creativity. Nice try, bub, but next time tone down the pretension and you might pass for bipedal.

Wow what a marvelous comeback. I am afraid your razor sharp patronizing is toooooo much for me.

So much for having any shred of humility to know when you've been pwnd.

Next time try to turn down the willfully ignorant court jester act and you might learn something. ;)
Thus Spaketh The Inexhaustible Grace That Wipes All Our Asses.

Phox

Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 08:10:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on July 21, 2011, 08:03:50 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 07:49:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on July 21, 2011, 07:46:42 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 07:41:57 AM
So you are doing your best impression of a well rounded "Adult" pretending to be a complete pseudo intellectual douche.

Great costume.

Oh, I'm sorry, is that what yours is supposed to be?

No I"m a filthy scumbag with bad breath in a satanic wife-beater pretending I am ever present consciousness ;)

They were all out of that costume when I got there. Would have been my first choice of course.

Nice snag.


Wow. What a marvelous comeback. I am afraid that your razor-sharp wit is too much for me.

So much for having any shred of creativity. Nice try, bub, but next time tone down the pretension and you might pass for bipedal.
HERP DE DERP.
:retard:

SmokeyMcChickenson

Quote from: Doktor Phox on July 21, 2011, 08:11:56 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 08:10:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on July 21, 2011, 08:03:50 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 07:49:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on July 21, 2011, 07:46:42 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 07:41:57 AM
So you are doing your best impression of a well rounded "Adult" pretending to be a complete pseudo intellectual douche.

Great costume.

Oh, I'm sorry, is that what yours is supposed to be?

No I"m a filthy scumbag with bad breath in a satanic wife-beater pretending I am ever present consciousness ;)

They were all out of that costume when I got there. Would have been my first choice of course.

Nice snag.


Wow. What a marvelous comeback. I am afraid that your razor-sharp wit is too much for me.

So much for having any shred of creativity. Nice try, bub, but next time tone down the pretension and you might pass for bipedal.
HERP DE DERP.
:retard:

Hahahahhahaha he's yellow and his eyes are silly and he's clapping . I like clapping too.  :B
Thus Spaketh The Inexhaustible Grace That Wipes All Our Asses.

Phox

Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 08:14:58 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on July 21, 2011, 08:11:56 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 08:10:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on July 21, 2011, 08:03:50 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 07:49:18 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on July 21, 2011, 07:46:42 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 07:41:57 AM
So you are doing your best impression of a well rounded "Adult" pretending to be a complete pseudo intellectual douche.

Great costume.

Oh, I'm sorry, is that what yours is supposed to be?

No I"m a filthy scumbag with bad breath in a satanic wife-beater pretending I am ever present consciousness ;)

They were all out of that costume when I got there. Would have been my first choice of course.

Nice snag.


Wow. What a marvelous comeback. I am afraid that your razor-sharp wit is too much for me.

So much for having any shred of creativity. Nice try, bub, but next time tone down the pretension and you might pass for bipedal.
HERP DE DERP.
:retard:

Hahahahhahaha he's yellow and his eyes are silly and he's clapping . I like clapping too.  :B

:magick:

SmokeyMcChickenson

Why don't you go ahead and link me to one of your threads you started that you are particularly proud of that illustrates your ability to actually engage in intelligent discourse.

I'm dying to see you actually back up all of your posturing.

Giddy in fact.
Thus Spaketh The Inexhaustible Grace That Wipes All Our Asses.