New People Should Probably Read This.

[Pæs]

hundredth monkeys.

[SmokeyMcChickenson]

No it definitely means exactly what I want it to mean.

How you interpret it is up to you.

[Telarus]

I'm beginning to suspect that it may be beyond you to fully comprehend just how insignificant you are, here.
It's somewhat entertaining to hear that, so far, we've not met your expectations. Not surprising in the least, but worth the delicate chuckle and head-shake I give to every such fuck who stumbles in and doesn't get it.

You came to us. We've no obligation nor desire to give you a reason to stay. Still, you come in and, apparently intentionally, disregard things which are obviously customs in our little community. You make a brief introductory thread, with one line of introduction and a bunch of pointless shit to follow.

You were given some advice, which wasn't terribly complex. "Post something with a little content to it. Anything you like."
Choosing not to follow this, all we have to judge you on is the bullshit you're giving in these two threads.
Is this all there is to you?

You say you're waiting to see if there are better members to talk to. Have you considered how you will appear to these Real Discordians, if they arrive? I wouldn't hold my breath. We used to have a bunch of people just like you, with strings on their backs, which you could pull to hear recorded hippie bullshit about everything being interconnected and tired jokes from dead people.

But we ate them, and we're going to eat you too.

Yeh thats not really funny at all.

Sounds dumb.

good luck with that.

Here's the thing, spag.

This is the forum that inducted Stephen Colbert as the 3rd Outer Head of the Bavarian Illuminati on live TV via letterbombing campaign.

The group of people who started Operation Mindfuck: the Golden Apple Seed Missions, an honest to Goddess LIVING incarnation of OM, which has already claimed various media organizations and public personalities as canvases for our Spectacles.

This is the crucible in which I resurrected the Official Discordian Document Numbering System, explored out the esoteric roots to the Apostle Sri Syadasti back to his Jainist originators, and collaborated on tracing the historical cultic worship of Eris Discordia back to 16th century Italy, 6th century Attica, and beyond.

There's more Discordianism happening here than in your pants when you jacked-off to the beach blowjob scene in the Illuminatus! Trilogy (don't get me wrong, Eris was a smoking readhead at that point, and the Eye-in-Triangle tattoo was definitely cultivated as a turn-on in the previous chapters.... so that's a lot of Discord in your pance).


If I can be SO LAME as to paraphrase the PD:

"This forum is a mirror.

When an Ass Hat looks in....
he probably see this:  "

[SmokeyMcChickenson]

Yeh here ye go here is whats on wikipedia for the hundredth monkey thingy.

Its pretty much exactly what I remembered it meaning.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hundredth_monkey_effect

[Telarus]

Your ear-splitting sequels have a mind of their own.

[Pæs]

Yeh here ye go here is whats on wikipedia for the hundredth monkey thingy.

Its pretty much exactly what I remembered it meaning.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hundredth_monkey_effect

Oh. So you understand the concept, but are just a moron.
If each member of this forum is the hundredth monkey, at which point does the entire culture adopt the new behaviour?
Can we keep adding noobs forever, with each of them bringing us up to the critical number, or did the behaviour spread with the first member?
If it did, who did it spread to?

Your ear-splitting sequels have a mind of their own.

Also, this.

[SmokeyMcChickenson]

I'm beginning to suspect that it may be beyond you to fully comprehend just how insignificant you are, here.
It's somewhat entertaining to hear that, so far, we've not met your expectations. Not surprising in the least, but worth the delicate chuckle and head-shake I give to every such fuck who stumbles in and doesn't get it.

You came to us. We've no obligation nor desire to give you a reason to stay. Still, you come in and, apparently intentionally, disregard things which are obviously customs in our little community. You make a brief introductory thread, with one line of introduction and a bunch of pointless shit to follow.

You were given some advice, which wasn't terribly complex. "Post something with a little content to it. Anything you like."
Choosing not to follow this, all we have to judge you on is the bullshit you're giving in these two threads.
Is this all there is to you?

You say you're waiting to see if there are better members to talk to. Have you considered how you will appear to these Real Discordians, if they arrive? I wouldn't hold my breath. We used to have a bunch of people just like you, with strings on their backs, which you could pull to hear recorded hippie bullshit about everything being interconnected and tired jokes from dead people.

But we ate them, and we're going to eat you too.

Yeh thats not really funny at all.

Sounds dumb.

good luck with that.

Here's the thing, spag.

This is the forum that inducted Stephen Colbert as the 3rd Outer Head of the Bavarian Illuminati on live TV via letterbombing campaign.

The group of people who started Operation Mindfuck: the Golden Apple Seed Missions, an honest to Goddess LIVING incarnation of OM, which has already claimed various media organizations and public personalities as canvases for our Spectacles.

This is the crucible in which I resurrected the Official Discordian Document Numbering System, explored out the esoteric roots to the Apostle Sri Syadasti back to his Jainist originators, and collaborated on tracing the historical cultic worship of Eris Discordia back to 16th century Italy, 6th century Attica, and beyond.

There's more Discordianism happening here than in your pants when you jacked-off to the beach blowjob scene in the Illuminatus! Trilogy (don't get me wrong, Eris was a smoking readhead at that point, and the Eye-in-Triangle tattoo was definitely cultivated as a turn-on in the previous chapters.... so that's a lot of Discord in your pance).


If I can be SO LAME as to paraphrase the PD:

"This forum is a mirror.

When an Ass Hat looks in....
he probably see this:  "

Yip I'm pretty good with the whole karmic mirror deal. I've been practicing for almost 20 years now

Good luck with yer half-assed culture jamming

I'll be over here giggling with myself over how fearlessly ass-hatish I can become.

Yall can eat the peanuuuts outa my sheeeeeit!

[SmokeyMcChickenson]

Yeh here ye go here is whats on wikipedia for the hundredth monkey thingy.

Its pretty much exactly what I remembered it meaning.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hundredth_monkey_effect

Oh. So you understand the concept, but are just a moron.
If each member of this forum is the hundredth monkey, at which point does the entire culture adopt the new behaviour?
Can we keep adding noobs forever, with each of them bringing us up to the critical number, or did the behaviour spread with the first member?
If it did, who did it spread to?

Your ear-splitting sequels have a mind of their own.

Also, this.

Hey man that is your destiny I don't even pretend like I have the right t tell you how to interpret it.
Just go with it.
Be the silly monkey.
It won't hurt I promise

[Pæs]

Yip I'm pretty hip to the internets. I've been staring into the eyes of a wolf for almost 20 years now

Good luck calling me a nigger to my face

I'll be over here giggling with myself over how successful my sociological experiment has become.

Yall can eat the peanuuuts outa my sheeeeeit!

I can't tell the difference between noobs and old trolls anymore.

[Pæs]

Yeh here ye go here is whats on wikipedia for the hundredth monkey thingy.

Its pretty much exactly what I remembered it meaning.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hundredth_monkey_effect

Oh. So you understand the concept, but are just a moron.
If each member of this forum is the hundredth monkey, at which point does the entire culture adopt the new behaviour?
Can we keep adding noobs forever, with each of them bringing us up to the critical number, or did the behaviour spread with the first member?
If it did, who did it spread to?

Your ear-splitting sequels have a mind of their own.

Also, this.

Hey man that is your destiny I don't even pretend like I have the right t tell you how to interpret it.
Just go with it.
Be the silly monkey.
It won't hurt I promise

I believe the "The Wandering Furby Thread" is what you're looking for here.

[SmokeyMcChickenson]

Yip I'm pretty hip to the internets. I've been staring into the eyes of a wolf for almost 20 years now

Good luck calling me a nigger to my face

I'll be over here giggling with myself over how successful my sociological experiment has become.

Yall can eat the peanuuuts outa my sheeeeeit!

I can't tell the difference between noobs and old trolls anymore.

Doesn't look like you can tell the difference between the face of god or some random asshole anymore either.

Good luck with that!

[Pæs]

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=15174.0
Get in this thread and never come out.

[Doktor Howl]

This is a pretty stock modus operandi around here isn't it.

Yeah, it's not you.  It's everybody else.

[Doktor Howl]

NJ 5 am

Oh. You're in the same time zone as me.

I. Am. Overjoyed.

wanna come over and sword fight?

Will your Mom let you have friends over this early in the morning?

My mom is dead asshole!

I hope your mom is too fuck you :P

No wonder she just laid there.

Oops.

[LMNO]

FRIENDLY POST


Hey there, Smokey.

Dunno about you, but from an objective veiw it appears that you've become very defensive/aggressive in light of the percieved hostility being tossed your way.  I can think of a dozen or so reasons why this might be, but the ones that have the highest probability are:

1. You enjoy arguing and trying to get people angry on the internet.
2. You feel that the people at PD.com "aren't doing Discordia right".
3. You take online comments as if someone was saying it directly to your face, and feel a need to respond in kind to every post.

You may want to heed the advice of the Principia Discordia's "Sermon on Ethics and Love."

Also, RAW's tale of Luna, the Muggers, and stopping the Karmic wheel in Cosmic Trigger might be useful.

Or, heed the Chao te Ching (which, it should be noted, was created by PD.com):
Chapter 6
Chaos is beyond division,
but some only see what they choose.

The old texts say,
"If you think this is just a ha-ha,
then go read it again."

And yet, some demand only humor
as if Eris were a petty amusement.
They liken the serious to the Grey,
and then wonder why their world collapses so easily.

Sometimes Eris uses Order.
Sometimes She uses Disorder.
Sometimes She works through you.
Sometimes the joke's on you.

and:
Chapter 51
If you want to be serious,
don't take yourself seriously.
be open to change,
and bold enough to be the butt of the joke.

When you walk with total certainty,
your head high
like a cosmic shmuck,
you are vulnerable to the old banana peel shtick.

When a shmuck slips,
their face becomes red with embarrassment.
Eris showed them what they did not perceive,
And, be honest, it was funny.

and:
Chapter 66
Because Order and Disorder do not exist
but are only self-created Illusions,
it is futile to rage and wail against them.
Save your rage for worthier goals,
and create more useful Illusions.
Change the way you see the world,
and the world will change for you
(but do not think the world has changed;
It is unwise to put faith in Illusions).

Finally, in regards to something that might interest you: We've been having a thread ("Jump Start", I believe) that discusses what immediate, direct actions and activities can bring about positive change in one's environment.  If you're looking for creative solutions and intelligent discorurse, you could do worse than going there, reading the thread, and making suggestions.  It also is a great example of how creativity, strife, thoughtfullness, and asshattery can co-exist simultaneously in a thread.