New People Should Probably Read This.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

So what exactly is it about this little community that is so special one would need to earn a place in it?

I've read through a pretty good number of threads and all I see is a bunch of people being dicks to each other.

I mean with all the books I've read about Discordianism  along with works from some of my favorite authors who seem to speak fondly of it. It made a genuinely special place in my reality tunnel.

But this place, so far, not so interesting. You guys are kinda lame.

I'm hoping there are at least a few people on here that are actually good at what your trying to do.

See, Fuckface, then why are you still here?

I'm waiting to see who else is in here.

You know so I can formulate an actual good thorough opinion.  Taking it for granted that everyone in this forum is a boring douche is bit presumptive just yet

Most of us live in the US.

I don't know where you are, but the sun is rising here in about 30 minutes.

[SmokeyMcChickenson]

NJ 5 am

[Nephew Twiddleton]

NJ 5 am

Oh. You're in the same time zone as me.

I. Am. Overjoyed.

[SmokeyMcChickenson]

NJ 5 am

Oh. You're in the same time zone as me.

I. Am. Overjoyed.

wanna come over and sword fight?

[Pæs]

NJ 5 am

Oh. You're in the same time zone as me.

I. Am. Overjoyed.

wanna come over and sword fight?

Will your Mom let you have friends over this early in the morning?

[SmokeyMcChickenson]

NJ 5 am

Oh. You're in the same time zone as me.

I. Am. Overjoyed.

wanna come over and sword fight?

Will your Mom let you have friends over this early in the morning?

My mom is dead asshole!

I hope your mom is too fuck you :P

[Pæs]

NJ 5 am

Oh. You're in the same time zone as me.

I. Am. Overjoyed.

wanna come over and sword fight?

Will your Mom let you have friends over this early in the morning?

My mom is dead asshole!

I hope your mom is too fuck you :P

I suppose she won't mind, then.

[Phox]

NJ 5 am

Oh. You're in the same time zone as me.

I. Am. Overjoyed.

wanna come over and sword fight?

Will your Mom let you have friends over this early in the morning?

My mom is dead asshole!

FUCK YOU MY MOM'S MOM DIED FROM BEING DEAD!

[SmokeyMcChickenson]

NJ 5 am

Oh. You're in the same time zone as me.

I. Am. Overjoyed.

wanna come over and sword fight?

Will your Mom let you have friends over this early in the morning?

My mom is dead asshole!

I hope your mom is too fuck you :P

I suppose she won't mind, then.

Na shes cool she has a sweet kitana and samurai collection we can't use those though it'll knick the blades.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

NJ 5 am

Oh. You're in the same time zone as me.

I. Am. Overjoyed.

wanna come over and sword fight?

No.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

NJ 5 am

Oh. You're in the same time zone as me.

I. Am. Overjoyed.

wanna come over and sword fight?

Will your Mom let you have friends over this early in the morning?

My mom is dead asshole!

I hope your mom is too fuck you :P

I suppose she won't mind, then.

Na shes cool she has a sweet kitana and samurai collection we can't use those though it'll knick the blades.

How do you propose that your corpse mom can do kendo?

[Phox]

NJ 5 am

Oh. You're in the same time zone as me.

I. Am. Overjoyed.

wanna come over and sword fight?

No.

I pity you, my good Doktor. I mean, it's bad enough that he's on my planet, but he's on your coast.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

NJ 5 am

Oh. You're in the same time zone as me.

I. Am. Overjoyed.

wanna come over and sword fight?

No.

I pity you, my good Doktor. I mean, it's bad enough that he's on my planet, but he's on your coast.

Seriously. FFS.

[SmokeyMcChickenson]

NJ 5 am

Oh. You're in the same time zone as me.

I. Am. Overjoyed.

wanna come over and sword fight?

Will your Mom let you have friends over this early in the morning?

My mom is dead asshole!

I hope your mom is too fuck you :P

I suppose she won't mind, then.

Na shes cool she has a sweet kitana and samurai collection we can't use those though it'll knick the blades.

How do you propose that your corpse mom can do kendo?

We disposed of her body with hdroflouric acid sorry no corpse. We could rape her ghost though shes not technically my mother any more so its not quite as bad as it sounds.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

NJ 5 am

Oh. You're in the same time zone as me.

I. Am. Overjoyed.

wanna come over and sword fight?

Will your Mom let you have friends over this early in the morning?

My mom is dead asshole!

I hope your mom is too fuck you :P

I suppose she won't mind, then.

Na shes cool she has a sweet kitana and samurai collection we can't use those though it'll knick the blades.

How do you propose that your corpse mom can do kendo?

We disposed of her body with hdroflouric acid sorry no corpse. We could rape her ghost though shes not technically my mother any more so its not quite as bad as it sounds.

The question remains.

How can she do kendo?