New People Should Probably Read This.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Yeah, that's what I thought. All you have is the persona that you've created for yourself. Have fun with you're sad, lonely life. Fuckface McFacefuck. I will still be laughing at you when you're not even worth a mention two months from now.

Well see who laughs last now won't we.

Wink wink nudge nudge

Nudge nudge psst psst, not you.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

FUCK YO HAT NEGGA!

[Phox]

I have a sneaking suspicion who this is.


"Wife-beater"

something to the effect of "you have no idea who you're talking to"

complete idiot

Oh, it doesn't matter. What matters is that he is Fuckface McFacefuck, and a complete idiot. Whoever t may have been previously as a complete idiot is irrelevant.  

[Nephew Twiddleton]

It's true fuckface, Phox is cool. I would buy her a drink.

You, on the other hand, have behaved in a manner that makes it difficult to discern from our latest weak-troll punching bag.

Congratulations.

This. Also glad that I'm finally catching up on this now suddenly retarded thread.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

W...........................T............................F???????????????

Ooooh am I in this one? I can be a right bitch-cunt when... well, all the time.

Which is why I'm going out of my way to harass you for no reason.

Unless you feel like, you know, writing something worth reading. Because, currently, you aren't even worth the energy to creatively insult.

This is a pretty stock modus operandi around here isn't it.

Will I get a memo at some point illustrating and detailing with bullet points how to be and an obnoxious douche too?

How very exciting and worth reading.

I just came in my shorts a little.

Premature ejaculation problems, then, yes?

To the contrary the very Idea of joining the fold of such an extraordinary group people had me sooooooooo excited . I didn't even have to touch it. It just went off.

That's not normal. Talk to the Dok. Not this one. The other one.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Whatevs.  I'm done with him.

Keep yourself out of my threads, asshole, and I'll return the favor.

Don't let the gate-less barrier hit you in the ass on the way out cunt.

STFU you misogynistic piece of shit.

Seriously, you're the one who was talking about blades of grass in an ant-hill. Speaking from experience much?

Obviously, my good Doktor. Else how would his treatise on the subject be so eloquent?

I think that we should collaborate on a research paper regarding this specimen. You can be first author if I provide the funding.

[Freeky]

Just saying.  Pretty sure he's trying to get back at use for ruining his life or whatever, and that's the only reason he's here.

What a joke.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Have any of you had the light as bright as the sun explode inside you?

Yes. It gave me cancer. Radiation is a bitch.

See it radiating through everything everywhere.

Alternate time line. Man, you guys made it out of the Cold War easy.

Close your eyes and you can see down through your body.

Erm... no. Photons don't pass through my epithelial tissue

Feel the electricity coming out the tip of every single hair.?

No.

Well I guess we cannot really have a conversation about all that kind of stuff then. oh well.

Yeah. You just fucking thank your Kennedy for not escalating shit.

We shit glowing green turds where I come from. Don't even joke about that shit. It's a sensitive issue.

[Phox]

W...........................T............................F???????????????

Ooooh am I in this one? I can be a right bitch-cunt when... well, all the time.

Which is why I'm going out of my way to harass you for no reason.

Unless you feel like, you know, writing something worth reading. Because, currently, you aren't even worth the energy to creatively insult.

This is a pretty stock modus operandi around here isn't it.

Will I get a memo at some point illustrating and detailing with bullet points how to be and an obnoxious douche too?

How very exciting and worth reading.

I just came in my shorts a little.

Premature ejaculation problems, then, yes?

To the contrary the very Idea of joining the fold of such an extraordinary group people had me sooooooooo excited . I didn't even have to touch it. It just went off.

That's not normal. Talk to the Dok. Not this one. The other one.

Not me either. This goes to THE Dok.

Whatevs.  I'm done with him.

Keep yourself out of my threads, asshole, and I'll return the favor.

Don't let the gate-less barrier hit you in the ass on the way out cunt.

STFU you misogynistic piece of shit.

Seriously, you're the one who was talking about blades of grass in an ant-hill. Speaking from experience much?

Obviously, my good Doktor. Else how would his treatise on the subject be so eloquent?

I think that we should collaborate on a research paper regarding this specimen. You can be first author if I provide the funding.

That sounds reasona... WAIT A COTTON PICKIN' MINUTE! You be first author.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Have any of you had the light as bright as the sun explode inside you?

No, but have you ever looked deeply into the eyes of a Wolf?

Actually yes. Both Grey and Timber wolves. they're quite lovely to look at

Wow. 



Was it a life changing experience?

It was pretty fkn cool. I mean how often do you get to be up close to such a beautiful animal. They're pretty tall.

Ok, you're taking the piss, I'm certain of it.

[Freeky]

Just saying.  Pretty sure he's trying to get back at use for ruining his life or whatever, and that's the only reason he's here.

What a joke.

[SmokeyMcChickenson]

So what exactly is it about this little community that is so special one would need to earn a place in it?

I've read through a pretty good number of threads and all I see is a bunch of people being dicks to each other.

I mean with all the books I've read about Discordianism  along with works from some of my favorite authors who seem to speak fondly of it. It made a genuinely special place in my reality tunnel.

But this place, so far, not so interesting. You guys are kinda lame.

I'm hoping there are at least a few people on here that are actually good at what your trying to do.

[Phox]

Just saying.  Pretty sure he's trying to get back at use for ruining his life or whatever, and that's the only reason he's here.

What a joke.

I have not yet begun to ruin people's lives. See, when I do that, I show up on your doorstep with a tire iron and a fully stocked methlab. IF you're going to ruin someone's life go all out, I say.

[Phox]

So what exactly is it about this little community that is so special one would need to earn a place in it?

I've read through a pretty good number of threads and all I see is a bunch of people being dicks to each other.

I mean with all the books I've read about Discordianism  along with works from some of my favorite authors who seem to speak fondly of it. It made a genuinely special place in my reality tunnel.

But this place, so far, not so interesting. You guys are kinda lame.

I'm hoping there are at least a few people on here that are actually good at what your trying to do.

See, Fuckface, then why are you still here?

[Pæs]

So what exactly is it about this little community that is so special one would need to earn a place in it?

I've read through a pretty good number of threads and all I see is a bunch of people being dicks to each other.

I mean with all the books I've read about Discordianism  along with works from some of my favorite authors who seem to speak fondly of it. It made a genuinely special place in my reality tunnel.

But this place, so far, not so interesting. You guys are kinda lame.

I'm hoping there are at least a few people on here that are actually good at what your trying to do.

We're actually a board about DISCO.