New People Should Probably Read This.

[SmokeyMcChickenson]

W...........................T............................F???????????????

Ooooh am I in this one? I can be a right bitch-cunt when... well, all the time.

Which is why I'm going out of my way to harass you for no reason.

Unless you feel like, you know, writing something worth reading. Because, currently, you aren't even worth the energy to creatively insult.

This is a pretty stock modus operandi around here isn't it.

Will I get a memo at some point illustrating and detailing with bullet points how to be and an obnoxious douche too?

How very exciting and worth reading.

I just came in my shorts a little.

Premature ejaculation problems, then, yes?

To the contrary the very Idea of joining the fold of such an extraordinary group people had me sooooooooo excited . I didn't even have to touch it. It just went off.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Whatevs.  I'm done with him.

Keep yourself out of my threads, asshole, and I'll return the favor.

Don't let the gate-less barrier hit you in the ass on the way out cunt.

STFU you misogynistic piece of shit.

Seriously, you're the one who was talking about blades of grass in an ant-hill. Speaking from experience much?

[Phox]

Whatevs.  I'm done with him.

Keep yourself out of my threads, asshole, and I'll return the favor.

Don't let the gate-less barrier hit you in the ass on the way out cunt.

STFU you misogynistic piece of shit.

Seriously, you're the one who was talking about blades of grass in an ant-hill. Speaking from experience much?

Obviously, my good Doktor. Else how would his treatise on the subject be so eloquent?

[Pæs]

To the contrary the very Idea of joining the fold of such an extraordinary group people had me sooooooooo excited . I didn't even have to touch it. It just went off.

Wheals and boils come forth as testament to your fine sense of haut couture.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Whatevs.  I'm done with him.

Keep yourself out of my threads, asshole, and I'll return the favor.

Don't let the gate-less barrier hit you in the ass on the way out cunt.

Well, whoop-a-dee-doo. You like to think of yourself as intelligent, but it's pretty clear that there's nothing intelligent in your vapid personality. See, JST is probably the closest thing to a nice person that you will find here. And I gotta tell ya, some of the more horrible cunts among us kinda like to stick up for her. So, for all intents and purposes, you've just kissed off any chance of having anything resembling a pleasant stay here. 'member that thing I said about harassing you for no reason? Well, you gave me a reason, Fuckface McFacefuck. Please. Engage me in a war of words.It will be ever so fun for me to warm you up for the harder sorts. 

Yeh I'm trembling. seriously.

You are a silly little girl who thinks she's part of the bitchy cheerleader clique but truth be told.

You are a sub mediocre dull normal.

Your little online persona you've created for the Discordian forums isn't going to change that fact.

Both of you can go share a great big bowl of go fuck yourself with strawberries.

Best,

What did I tell you about those mirrors?

[SmokeyMcChickenson]

FUCK YO HAT NEGGA!

Oh, c'mon, the whole sand nag thing was MUCH more entertaining.

Sand nag? did I miss something?  Whats a sand nag?

[Pæs]

FUCK YO HAT NEGGA!

Oh, c'mon, the whole sand nag thing was MUCH more entertaining.

Sand nag? did I miss something?  Whats a sand nag?

Your fingers sublimate into volcanic gases with the slightest cooling touch from the antennae of a passing lyre.

[Phox]

FUCK YO HAT NEGGA!

Oh, c'mon, the whole sand nag thing was MUCH more entertaining.

Sand nag? did I miss something?  Whats a sand nag?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Have any of you had the light as bright as the sun explode inside you?

Yes. It gave me cancer. Radiation is a bitch.

See it radiating through everything everywhere.

Alternate time line. Man, you guys made it out of the Cold War easy.

Close your eyes and you can see down through your body.

Erm... no. Photons don't pass through my epithelial tissue

Feel the electricity coming out the tip of every single hair.?

No.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Your tired and cranky you should go to bed now.

You're backed up and horny and barking up the wrong tree.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Whatevs.  I'm done with him.

Keep yourself out of my threads, asshole, and I'll return the favor.

Don't let the gate-less barrier hit you in the ass on the way out cunt.

Well, whoop-a-dee-doo. You like to think of yourself as intelligent, but it's pretty clear that there's nothing intelligent in your vapid personality. See, JST is probably the closest thing to a nice person that you will find here. And I gotta tell ya, some of the more horrible cunts among us kinda like to stick up for her. So, for all intents and purposes, you've just kissed off any chance of having anything resembling a pleasant stay here. 'member that thing I said about harassing you for no reason? Well, you gave me a reason, Fuckface McFacefuck. Please. Engage me in a war of words.It will be ever so fun for me to warm you up for the harder sorts. 

Yeh I'm trembling. seriously.

You are a silly little girl who thinks she's part of the bitchy cheerleader clique but truth be told.

You are a sub mediocre dull normal.

Your little online persona you've created for the Discordian forums isn't going to change that fact.

Both of you can go share a great big bowl of go fuck yourself with strawberries.

Best,

Oh my, my. It seems our tiresome little Fuckface McFacefuck may have life in him yet. You seem to be of the impression that I would be insulting by a comparison that wouldn't have hurt my feeling in junior high. And your use of the word "normal", well, it's just not applicable, my dear Fuckface McFacefuck.

Yes, mock my "persona". After all, no one can be genuine on the Internet. After all, you put on an Internet Tough Guy act, so everyone else must too.

You aren't worth my time, Fuckface McFacefuck, but I'll give it to you anyway. Why? Because I'm up for a good laugh. Maybe if you spent a little time reading instead of trying to prove your superiority to yourself, you'd realize who we are, and what we do. But anyone who thinks "sub mediocre normal" is an insult doesn't have the proper brain capacity for PD anyway. At least try to give me something marginally creative, Fuckface McFacefuck.

You have no idea who your talking to do you

hehehhehehehehehhehehehehe

That's tight.

Someone of even less consequence than everyone else here?

[Pæs]

Your tired and cranky you should go to bed now.

You're backed up and horny and barking up the wrong tree.

[SmokeyMcChickenson]

Have any of you had the light as bright as the sun explode inside you?

Yes. It gave me cancer. Radiation is a bitch.

See it radiating through everything everywhere.

Alternate time line. Man, you guys made it out of the Cold War easy.

Close your eyes and you can see down through your body.

Erm... no. Photons don't pass through my epithelial tissue

Feel the electricity coming out the tip of every single hair.?

No.

Well I guess we cannot really have a conversation about all that kind of stuff then. oh well.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Have any of you had the light as bright as the sun explode inside you?

No, but have you ever looked deeply into the eyes of a Wolf?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

So you are I am doing your my best impression of a well rounded "Adult" pretending to be a complete pseudo intellectual douche.

Great costume.

Fixed.