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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Nephew Twiddleton

#180
July 21, 2011, 09:54:50 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 09:34:45 AM
Quote from: Doktor Phox on July 21, 2011, 09:29:28 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 09:26:52 AM
So what exactly is it about this little community that is so special one would need to earn a place in it?

I've read through a pretty good number of threads and all I see is a bunch of people being dicks to each other.

I mean with all the books I've read about Discordianism  along with works from some of my favorite authors who seem to speak fondly of it. It made a genuinely special place in my reality tunnel.

But this place, so far, not so interesting. You guys are kinda lame.

I'm hoping there are at least a few people on here that are actually good at what your trying to do. :)
See, Fuckface, then why are you still here?

I'm waiting to see who else is in here. :)

You know so I can formulate an actual good thorough opinion.  Taking it for granted that everyone in this forum is a boring douche is bit presumptive just yet ;)

Most of us live in the US.

I don't know where you are, but the sun is rising here in about 30 minutes.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

SmokeyMcChickenson

#181
July 21, 2011, 09:56:30 AM
NJ 5 am
Thus Spaketh The Inexhaustible Grace That Wipes All Our Asses.

Nephew Twiddleton

#182
July 21, 2011, 09:57:53 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 09:56:30 AM
NJ 5 am

Oh. You're in the same time zone as me.

I. Am. Overjoyed.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

SmokeyMcChickenson

#183
July 21, 2011, 09:58:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 09:57:53 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 09:56:30 AM
NJ 5 am

Oh. You're in the same time zone as me.

I. Am. Overjoyed.

wanna come over and sword fight?
Thus Spaketh The Inexhaustible Grace That Wipes All Our Asses.

Pæs

#184
July 21, 2011, 09:59:24 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 09:58:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 09:57:53 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 09:56:30 AM
NJ 5 am

Oh. You're in the same time zone as me.

I. Am. Overjoyed.

wanna come over and sword fight?
Will your Mom let you have friends over this early in the morning?

SmokeyMcChickenson

#185
July 21, 2011, 10:02:28 AM
Quote from: Bert Huttz on July 21, 2011, 09:59:24 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 09:58:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 09:57:53 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 09:56:30 AM
NJ 5 am

Oh. You're in the same time zone as me.

I. Am. Overjoyed.

wanna come over and sword fight?
Will your Mom let you have friends over this early in the morning?

My mom is dead asshole!

I hope your mom is too fuck you :P
Thus Spaketh The Inexhaustible Grace That Wipes All Our Asses.

Pæs

#186
July 21, 2011, 10:02:54 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 10:02:28 AM
Quote from: Bert Huttz on July 21, 2011, 09:59:24 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 09:58:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 09:57:53 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 09:56:30 AM
NJ 5 am

Oh. You're in the same time zone as me.

I. Am. Overjoyed.

wanna come over and sword fight?
Will your Mom let you have friends over this early in the morning?

My mom is dead asshole!

I hope your mom is too fuck you :P
I suppose she won't mind, then.

Phox

#187
July 21, 2011, 10:04:05 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 10:02:28 AM
Quote from: Bert Huttz on July 21, 2011, 09:59:24 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 09:58:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 09:57:53 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 09:56:30 AM
NJ 5 am

Oh. You're in the same time zone as me.

I. Am. Overjoyed.

wanna come over and sword fight?
Will your Mom let you have friends over this early in the morning?

My mom is dead asshole!

FUCK YOU MY MOM'S MOM DIED FROM BEING DEAD!

SmokeyMcChickenson

#188
July 21, 2011, 10:07:40 AM
Quote from: Bert Huttz on July 21, 2011, 10:02:54 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 10:02:28 AM
Quote from: Bert Huttz on July 21, 2011, 09:59:24 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 09:58:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 09:57:53 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 09:56:30 AM
NJ 5 am

Oh. You're in the same time zone as me.

I. Am. Overjoyed.

wanna come over and sword fight?
Will your Mom let you have friends over this early in the morning?

My mom is dead asshole!

I hope your mom is too fuck you :P
I suppose she won't mind, then.

Na shes cool she has a sweet kitana and samurai collection we can't use those though it'll knick the blades.
Thus Spaketh The Inexhaustible Grace That Wipes All Our Asses.

Nephew Twiddleton

#189
July 21, 2011, 10:10:15 AM
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#190
July 21, 2011, 10:11:25 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 10:07:40 AM
Quote from: Bert Huttz on July 21, 2011, 10:02:54 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 10:02:28 AM
Quote from: Bert Huttz on July 21, 2011, 09:59:24 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 09:58:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 09:57:53 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 09:56:30 AM
NJ 5 am

Oh. You're in the same time zone as me.

I. Am. Overjoyed.

wanna come over and sword fight?
Will your Mom let you have friends over this early in the morning?

My mom is dead asshole!

I hope your mom is too fuck you :P
I suppose she won't mind, then.

Na shes cool she has a sweet kitana and samurai collection we can't use those though it'll knick the blades.

How do you propose that your corpse mom can do kendo?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Phox

#191
July 21, 2011, 10:11:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 10:10:15 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 09:58:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 09:57:53 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 09:56:30 AM
NJ 5 am

Oh. You're in the same time zone as me.

I. Am. Overjoyed.

wanna come over and sword fight?

No.
I pity you, my good Doktor. I mean, it's bad enough that he's on my planet, but he's on your coast.

Nephew Twiddleton

#192
July 21, 2011, 10:13:39 AM
Quote from: Doktor Stupid hat Uncleverson on July 21, 2011, 10:11:40 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 10:10:15 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 09:58:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 09:57:53 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 09:56:30 AM
NJ 5 am

Oh. You're in the same time zone as me.

I. Am. Overjoyed.

wanna come over and sword fight?

No.
I pity you, my good Doktor. I mean, it's bad enough that he's on my planet, but he's on your coast.

Seriously. FFS.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

SmokeyMcChickenson

#193
July 21, 2011, 10:14:15 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 10:11:25 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 10:07:40 AM
Quote from: Bert Huttz on July 21, 2011, 10:02:54 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 10:02:28 AM
Quote from: Bert Huttz on July 21, 2011, 09:59:24 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 09:58:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 09:57:53 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 09:56:30 AM
NJ 5 am

Oh. You're in the same time zone as me.

I. Am. Overjoyed.

wanna come over and sword fight?
Will your Mom let you have friends over this early in the morning?

My mom is dead asshole!

I hope your mom is too fuck you :P
I suppose she won't mind, then.

Na shes cool she has a sweet kitana and samurai collection we can't use those though it'll knick the blades.

How do you propose that your corpse mom can do kendo?

We disposed of her body with hdroflouric acid sorry no corpse. We could rape her ghost though :) shes not technically my mother any more so its not quite as bad as it sounds.
Thus Spaketh The Inexhaustible Grace That Wipes All Our Asses.

Nephew Twiddleton

#194
July 21, 2011, 10:16:06 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 10:14:15 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 10:11:25 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 10:07:40 AM
Quote from: Bert Huttz on July 21, 2011, 10:02:54 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 10:02:28 AM
Quote from: Bert Huttz on July 21, 2011, 09:59:24 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 09:58:32 AM
Quote from: Doktor Blight on July 21, 2011, 09:57:53 AM
Quote from: SmokeyMcChickenson on July 21, 2011, 09:56:30 AM
NJ 5 am

Oh. You're in the same time zone as me.

I. Am. Overjoyed.

wanna come over and sword fight?
Will your Mom let you have friends over this early in the morning?

My mom is dead asshole!

I hope your mom is too fuck you :P
I suppose she won't mind, then.

Na shes cool she has a sweet kitana and samurai collection we can't use those though it'll knick the blades.

How do you propose that your corpse mom can do kendo?

We disposed of her body with hdroflouric acid sorry no corpse. We could rape her ghost though :) shes not technically my mother any more so its not quite as bad as it sounds.

The question remains.

How can she do kendo?
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS
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