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Started by Cramulus, July 11, 2011, 05:36:04 PM

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Cramulus

July 11, 2011, 05:36:04 PM
I must share this website with you.

http://www.trueamericandog.com

It's an absurdist photoblog with completely silly pictures. Lots of running jokes / recurring characters. I consider these to be 21st century masterpieces.






Teenage Dogs Now Available in Snack Packs!






Dog Puts Gun in Jail





Eagle Scares Horse During Morning Swim






Justin Bieber Performs At Dad's Funeral





Dog Gives Birth to Ghost






Police Start Using Knife Covered Eagles to Help Fight Crime





Lion Finds Vampire's Jokes Hilarious





New Horse-shaped Bullets Plant Trees Instantly 






Dog Guesses Dying Man's Favorite Car







Doktor Howl

#1
July 11, 2011, 05:38:39 PM
 :lulz:

This is fucking amazing.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#2
July 11, 2011, 05:39:00 PM
Heee! These remind me of some of Bijijoo and Tilda Tittle's early work.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Elder Iptuous

#3
July 11, 2011, 05:39:25 PM
Hah!
:D
thanks for this, Cram!

Cramulus

#4
July 11, 2011, 05:54:52 PM


Freedom Shield Protects Eagle From Murder







Eagle Locks Himself in Trunk of Car






Lion Replaces Eagle as Country's Hero






Dog Discovers Wormhole In Child's Face






Dog Deals Drugs to Swan






Jenne

#5
July 11, 2011, 07:46:33 PM
:lulz:  :mittens:

notathing

#6
July 12, 2011, 06:15:30 AM
I am twelve and what is this.

Freeky

#7
July 12, 2011, 09:39:16 AM
Oh my god, I laughed so hard I snorted, and then poomped.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#8
July 12, 2011, 09:44:20 AM
ZOMFGLMAOEPIC  :awesome:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Telarus

#9
July 12, 2011, 10:03:29 AM
This broke my girfriend's 'set' for a good 45 seconds before she got that it was surrealism. NICE.
Telarus, KSC,
.__.  Keeper of the Contradictory Cephalopod, Zenarchist Swordsman,
(0o)  Tender to the Edible Zen Garden, Ratcheting Metallic Sex Doll of The End Times,
/||\   Episkopos of the Amorphous Dreams Cabal

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Cramulus

#10
October 07, 2011, 04:09:56 PM
There's a lot I like about this photo. It's titled

Flute Dog Awakens Ancient Relic

Cramulus

#11
December 19, 2011, 03:32:58 PM
Dog Invites Soda Claus To Decorate Home

EK WAFFLR

#12
December 19, 2011, 03:37:29 PM
FUCK ME THIS IS BRILLIANT
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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deadfong

#13
December 19, 2011, 04:27:28 PM
Now I'm going to have to explain to my wife why I'm giggling so much this morning  :lulz:

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#14
December 19, 2011, 04:40:26 PM
 :lol: I love TAD.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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